I didn't yank your wrap, it fell off.
And I don't appreciate you of accusing me of yanking your-
Ooh. [laughing]
You did not just do that.
Maybe I didn't. Maybe I did.
I guess you just didn't have to-
Ooh.
[groaning]
Hey. You wanna make a deal?
What kind of deal?
One where we both win.
Talk.
If we both take our hands off the van at the exact same time,
then they'll have to call it a tie
and give us both the prize.
You're smarter than you look Brooks.
Let's do it.
On three together.
One... two... three.
[buzzing]
And he's out.
The winner of this year's Hands on Blix Van Competition,
winning two tickets on the Blix jet
to wherever she wants, Zoey Brooks.
Zoey, can we make a pact?
Next time I get a girlfriend or you get a boyfriend,
can we promise each other
to never let it affect our friendship?
Promise.
Oh, and one more thing.
Yes?
Ow. What up with the violence?
That was for scaring me.
You made me think you were gonna stop being my friend.
I told you I dumped her.
Well, you should have started with that.
Ah. You could put an eye out.
That's the goal.
Oh, you've done it now.
I am not prank calling our English teacher.
You rolled odds.
You've got to face the stress.
I don't have his phone number.
[giggling]
[phone ringing]
Hello?
Yes, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.
Uh, mustard? I didn't order any mustard.
Uh, yes, sir. You ordered 9,000 jars of mustard.
What? Who- Who could eat that much mustard?
That's none of my business.
So what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?
I-I don't even like mustard.
Then why'd you order so much?
You're team captain, so you just got to do
what you think is best for the team.
- Hey. - Hey.
So, was Logan upset?
Look, Logan's playing and you're on the bench.
What? Zoey.
It's best for the--
I can't believe you'd do this to me.
Well, do you want to win,
or do you want to go back to gym class
and have to run a billion laps?
But I've been practicing really hard.
I mean, do you really think I'm that suckish?
No, you're not suckish.
I mean, you're just...
the least good player on the team.
[chuckles] He's still asleep.
Hey, wanna freak him out?
- Sure. - Yeah.
- Ah. - Why didn't I think of that?
Okay, everybody look dead.
- Ready? - Ready.
Wha?
[music playing]
Wha? What happened?
[music playing]
Wha?
No! No! No!
Lola.
Mike.
Gwen.
Do you realize what your mutant germ has done?!
[screaming]
- So, listen. - Okay.
You know how you asked me what I said about you on my DVD?
Uh-huh.
And I said, "You'll find out in 20 years."
Right.
Well, I decided that was a little mean.
- You did? - Mm-hmm.
So?
So, I'm going to tell ya.
You're gonna tell me?
Yep. In ten years.
- What? - Bye.
There's a Logan on his skateboard.
Oh, yeah.
- On three? - Count it.
One... two... three.
Logan!
[groaning]
[music playing]
Well, will you tutor me?
If I do, you swear you'll never tell anyone?
Why would I tell anyone?
Being tutored by you is humiliating.
Good. We both promise. No one finds out about this.
Let's shake on it.
Or we can kiss on it.
Or shake.
How could you not have told us?
- Because I-- - We're your roommates.
I know, but I--
We thought we were your best friends.
I'm not dating James, okay? We're not dating.
There is no dating going on between me and James.
Okay, what are you trying to say?
Just tell us.
[scoffs]
- Ow! - Hey!
Did that shake your brains loose a little bit?
- I got an idea. - Talk.
Okay. Logan said, he wants us to cheer
for everything he does, right?
- Yeah. - Uh-huh.
So, let's cheer everything he does.
Everything.
[whispering] Okay.
Hey, Logan, wake up! Hey, hey, hey, Logan! Wake up!
This ain't no time to sleep, no, no.
Hey, Logan! Wake up! Get up, get on your feet!
Wake up! Shake your booty!
Wake up! Shake your booty! Wake up!
Shake your booty! Wake up!
Shake your booty! Wake up! Whoo!
What is going on?
We're cheering.
For everything you do.
Like waking up.
[music playing]
Hey, I was listening to that.
You think you can push my little brother around?
Zoey, he's very hostile.
- Who are you? - I'm his sister,
and you're going to leave him alone.
Zoey, this may not be the best idea.
I don't care.
Bother him again and you're going to deal with me.
Hey. Hey. You two are out of the pageant.
Out! So, both of you, just-
[laughing]
You are kidding me.
You are kidding me!
I'm telling Dean Rivers about this,
and both of you are gonna get detention.
[laughing]
Then I guess we have nothing to lose.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh! Oh! [groaning]
[screaming]
This is so much better than a beauty pageant.
So much better.
It's so cold!
Listen. Here's the phone number of my second cousin,
Steven Chapmansly.
He lives right outside London and he's super sweet,
so give him a call if you're in the mood to socialize.
Thanks. Will do.
You're not going to call him, are you?
No.
I said, "Can I kiss you?"
Say, "Yes".
No.
What? Are you crazy?
[whispering] This isn't in the script.
Why do you even wanna kiss me?
Uh. Cause I think you're really special.
Oh, well, I guess you think
that hula girl's really special too,
cause I know you tried to kiss her.
What? No, I didn't.
Hula girl?
Oh. Um, yes, it's true.
That lifeguard did try to kiss me, on the lips.
Ooh, things are getting spicy. [chuckles]
Wait. Wait a minute.
Yeah. You thought you were gonna kiss me,
but guess what, Mr. Lifeguard?
You're not cause you're a jerk,
and this alien girl doesn't kiss jerks.
Where are you going?
Back to Zerquasi? Zorka out.
You're taller than me.
Bet you a dollar I'm not.
Fine. I'll take your money.
See, I'm shorter than you.
No, I'm pretty sure I'm shorter.
Uh, dude, you're, like, four inches taller.
[chuckles] I don't think so.
I'm looking up at you.
Oh, but my shoes are bigger.
- No, they're not. - Yeah, they are.
- You're wearing sandals. - Nah, they're pretty thick.
They're just sandals. They're normal sandals.
I-I'm looking at your sandals, and they're not that thick.
Oh, you're right. I am taller. Here's your dollar.
Whatever.
What?
- Nothing. - Just hanging.
You people are weird.
What in the-?
Ugh.
Zoey, final thoughts.
A woman would make a better president
and Logan's a moron.
Why don't you just admit
that you're freakishly attracted to me?
Fine, I admit it. So you wanna make out?
- Sure. - Good. Pucker up.
[Zoey blowing raspberry] Ugh!