Hi, my name is Marc. A lot of people say that French is the language of romance
Let's test it out
Hey... -Hi. -How is it going? -...Hi?
How are you? -What?
How are you? Do you want to play with my croissant?
Here you go. -Oh, number. Okay
9...1...8
Would you like to go out with me tonight? -I have no idea what you're saying
Your phone number? -What?
Oh, oh. -So we can go out
Perfect, perfect, thank you
Thank you
How are you? My name is Marc-Antoine
That's okay...
What's your phone number?
Phone number? -Yes...
So we can party. -Yes...
Can I have your phone number? -Yes...
I'd love to get your number. -770
Your number? -818
Your phone number?
Well, I don't know how we're gonna talk, I don't speak French
You are big girls, you are at university and everything
University! -Yes, that's it!
Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
What?
I don't know what you're saying, I'm sorry
I'm about to get a translator, hang on
I come from France. -Where are your friends?
No, he said 'France'
Canada National Anthem
I don't know the rest of the lyrics...
Can you dance like Alizée? -I don't s-...
You want to dance?
I'm sorry, I don't speak French
Do you know Rémi Gaillard?
It's by doing whatever we want that we become anything we want
I have no idea what you're saying. Do you want my phone number?
Yes...Alizée.
Do you know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'?
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't understand
You know 'Denver, the Last Dinosaur'. -I don't understand
Denver...Denver, the Last Dinosaur
Do you know it? -I'm sorry
It's a very very famous TV show
Do you know Denver? -I don't know what you're saying. -Denver, no? -No.
I lost my dinosaur... -I don't speak French, I'm sorry
But my dinosaur, I lost my dinosaur...
My number?
Just a quick question... -I don't know what you're saying
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day, that's crazy, right?
I have an apartment if you want...
So you can rest
I'm looking for a place to live...
I don't speak French
I'm looking for a girl to live with...
I don't know what you're saying
Mine? -Yes...
7...1...4
I am French
Sí...I mean, 'Oui'
What's your name? -Chloe
Chloe? Nice to meet you
My name is Marc-Antoine
Your feet like that, that's very elegant
And you? You don't want to put your feet on the table?
I like that, it excites me
Her father is a thief...
Because he stole all the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes
Bye-bye
Ciao
France National Anthem
Oh okay, is it like the French anthem?
Here. -Yes
I was joking, okay?
We're filming right now
It's for a youtube channel, 'whatever'
It's a prank... -Okay, oh my god...