- [Orange Voiceover] Hey, yo, what day is it though?
Back again with another game of video.
And look at this, they go Happy Wheels for mobile now.
That is crazy. Mobile Happy Wheels?
Well, wonders never cease.
This is a great day. A great day.
I didn't even know this existed.
I just logged in. Okay, you can be Business Guy.
Who else can we be? Oh yes, I love the Irresponsible Guy.
He's my favorite guy. Wheelchair, Effective Shopper,
Moped Couple, Pogo Stick Guy, least favorite one.
Select the character. Oh, you can't.
They're all coming soon, so you can only be one guy so far.
Well, okay. That's alright.
Oh man, I can't wait until they have all the characters.
You can build levels and everything.
Oh it's gonna be so awesome.
Okay. Alright, Business Guy, let's get down to business.
(Orange laughs)
Whoa. Watch out for the steel guarders.
I kinda feel like you've been dropped on your head,
way too many times as it is, in your life.
So, you probably don't want more things
hitting you on the head.
(Orange laughs)
Just kidding, just kidding.
Whoa, that was a bomb. I saw the bomb.
The bomb's right there. Oh, I missed the bomb. Good.
Don't hit the bomb.
(cars shatter)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's just tossing cars around, yo?
Is somebody like King Kong in the building?
Maybe there's Truckzilla. Maybe Truckzilla's here.
He's eating cars and throwing them at people.
That would not be good.
Wait, what am I talking about?
Of course that would be good.
That would be a smashing good time.
(Orange laughs)
Oh, my best time is 41 seconds.
What's your guys' highest score? Low score?
Which one is it? I don't know.
'Cause you wanna high score,
but you want the high score to be the lowest score.
I'm so confused. I didn't need my hands anyways.
Let's get across the sausage.
Oh, no, the sausage bridge broke. Uh oh.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't wanna touch the butt tickler.
Get away.
(Orange laughs)
Oh, you lost your shoe.
I mean, I understand what that would happen.
You got scared by the butt tickler.
Can I get down there?
Oh yeah, just had to bend the leg a little bit.
Yeah, there we go.
Jump over the lovely lady humps.
Oh no. Oh man.
Oh that's what he meant by when he said,
he had a crush on somebody.
(Orange laughs)
I'm just kidding.
Oh, I lost my fishy. I gotta find the fishy.
Apparently, I don't need my hat to find my fish.
I can float now? Ah.
I don't need gravity, who needs gravity?
Get outta here. Okay, go across the sausage link bridge.
That's always a tasty endeavor.
And you jump over the lovely lady humps.
Okay, another lovely lady hump. Lump, I mean. Whatever.
(Orange grunts)
What is this? These look like back massagers.
Although, I probably don't wanna get cornered by them,
or touched by them,
'cause they'll probably do something horrible.
Whoa. Hey, watch it there Bob. Watch it.
Oh no, yeah, I saw that one coming.
Usually, when there's a floating mine,
or floating bomb coming at you,
most people try and run away.
This guy just tries to headbutt them.
What's that? And then he explodes.
Okay, sausage link bridge, which is tasty.
I don't need my hat, apparently.
Okay, I'll just carry it. No, lovely lady lumps.
Oh no, no, no, no.
(Orange laughs)
Oh man, okay, let's try it again. Let's try it again.
Why do you lose your hat every time?
You realize how much we spent on that hat?
That was a very expensive hat.
We got it at Abercrombie and Snitch.
And you're just throwing it on the ground,
like you didn't want it.
Well, lemme tell you, sir,
I'm not gonna buy you anymore hats,
if you're gonna be throwing them on the ground,
every time we start.
Lovely lady lumps. Ah. Get over it.
Well, don't just stand there, just jump.
There you go. That's the way to do it there.
I don't know what's wrong with you, sir.
I feel like you've probably been abducted by aliens
and probed one too many times in your life.
You're a little weird.
(Orange laughs)
Oh, get across that. Okay, that was good, that was good.
Go down here, 'cause I don't wanna be touched by that.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Okay, going on the elevator. Going up.
Going up on Darth Vader's sister. Get it?
Ele-vader?
(Orange laughs)
It's a joke. Just in case you didn't know.
In case you were wondering what that was, it's a joke.
Yay, I found him. Please don't eat me.
Please don't eat me, fishy.
Ah, oh okay. What's this?
I thought for sure, behind the victory sign,
he was going to bite me.
And I was not gonna go.
Oh I lost my hat. Why? Oh there it is.
Okay it's fine, it's fine.
Can somebody call the hat taxi? The taxi for hats.
And tell 'em to bring my hat to me, at the end.
What're you doing?
Oh, that's way too many arrows.
One would suffice. You don't need 30 arrows to the face.
Let's go, c'mon.
Gotta get across these floating butt touchers.
Oh you made me lose my hat.
Oh.
Hey, why are you losing your hat, buddy?
It's just a game.
Oh, don't hit the spikes, don't hit the spikes.
Don't hit the spikes.
Go across this, slowly, slowly. The hat. Oh.
Back massagers. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm eating, I'm eating. Oh okay. I'm eating the arrow.
And then, the spiky popcorn shoved it into my back,
and now, okay, thank you spiky popcorn, that helped a lot.
Oh. Don't massage me, no, don't massage my face.
I don't need it right now. I just love me some Happy Wheels.
I love it so much. I know Pear hates it,
'cause he's a weirdo.
It's just so much fun. I love Happy Wheels.
If you didn't know already, I love Happy Wheels.
It makes me happy, yeah.
Should I go over here?
I can't make it. C'mon. Use your stumps.
Use your stumps.
Embrace the powder of stumps, sir.
Oh maybe I have to go up here.
That probably makes a lot more sense.
(Orange laughs)
Sniff my armpits, sniff my armpits.
(Orange laughs)
Okay, going down. Wee. This is so much fun.
Alright. Okay, well I think that does it for this episode.
So far, Happy Wheels on mobile devices
is a giant success.
I can't wait until they have all of the characters,
and we can have custom levels.
It's gonna be crazy. 'Cause I don't know.
I think it's a great fit for mobile.
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Yes. Whoa. That did not end well.
I think he pulled his hamstring.
(Orange laughs)
Get it? Hamstring.