- Let's see them fix this with medication.
(Jordan laughs)
(buzzer beeps)
Get ready to laugh and hopefully learn a little
because today we are breaking down
and reacting to what I am told are memes
that only video gamers will understand.
Alright, let's dive right in.
(buzzer beeps)
Doctor told me to play outside.
Playing outside actually is really good.
See the sun, get your vitamin D,
helps with circadian rhythm.
We're inside dark rooms, up all night.
Circadian rhythm and our sleep patterns get all messed up.
(buzzer beeps)
When you found out that if you die during your surgery,
mom will sell your Legos.
(Jordan laughs)
Okay, I'm not a big fan of Legos
'cause I don't wanna step on 'em.
I've never seen a Lego injury
come to the emergency department,
but obviously you can search it
and find that people step on Legos
all the time and cause injuries.
People do actually die during surgery.
Depending on your situation,
sometimes you actually do like pre-op labs and things
like that to see if you are at high risk for a bad outcome.
Yes, you wanna know what the risk is
so you know going in,
but if you don't do the surgery,
you're gonna die anyway.
(buzzer beeps)
Let's see them fix this with medication.
(Jordan laughs)
Is that an Xbox controller on an x-ray?
People are always yelling at me
for saying that people don't have nasal bones.
You can actually see
the very small nasal bone that is there.
That's probably a younger individual
because of the way the bones look.
They look fantastic.
(buzzer beeps)
So if I eat this apple, will it keep myself away?
Oh my gosh.
So very funny, I do eat apples.
They're very good for you.
They're satiating, dense carbohydrates, good for energy,
good to actually keep you awake,
especially on night shifts that I do
and actually good for your teeth.
So all those gamers out there, if you need energy,
and you wanna try something different,
instead of energy drink,
try an apple, and let me know what happens.
(buzzer beeps)
Male, female, gamer.
That is hilarious.
Those are the symbols that we use for a real shorthand.
Male versus female.
The only way I can remember this stuff is the male,
you know what.
Then the female, I know is just opposite that,
and the gamer is a USB symbol.
Very interesting.
(buzzer beeps)
Operates with bare hands, goes into battle with gloves.
(Jordan laughs) (bell rings)
Exactly, the majority of the reason
why we actually use gloves
is to prevent the physician or the provider
from spreading disease processes around.
In this situation, unless you have open skin
where the blood can get into or open lesions,
the doctor's actually probably okay.
It's just not sanitary, right?
It's gross, it can get in your blood,
it can get in your nails,
you can get underneath,
and then, you know, if there's fecal matter
or blood, spit, sputum, all the vomit,
and then he's ready to go into battle and got the gloves on.
(air whooshes) Maybe he needs
a better grip on his medi gun.
(buzzer beeps)
Full health, full ammo, full catheter.
(Jordan laughs)
Sometimes, people come into the emergency department
with distended bladders, and they have urinary retention.
The most common reason for urinary retention
is an enlarged prostate in males,
and we'll use it full length catheter.
(air whooshes) Man,
you get a signal to go to the bathroom
when your bladder is about 400 milliliters full.
We'll see people with distended abdomens.
I can feel their bladder,
and I've seen people come in where they empty out
like two liters of urine into these bags
that are now hanging underneath the bed.
Oh, awful.
All those gamers out there,
get up, go to the bathroom.
The more the urine sits there,
it actually increases the risk of urinary tract infection.
So please get it out.
(buzzer beeps)
Jewish doctors be like,
"Well money becomes a matter of faith,
and that's what I am here for, to make you believe."
This character actually looks really cool.
You see, you know deltoids, biceps.
You see a little bit of abdominal muscles,
obviously all the ribs and the bones.
Please refresh my memory.
Tell me in the comments what game this is.
As for the meme, (air whooshes)
I don't really know.
(buzzer beeps)
Video game addiction
is officially considered a mental disorder.
Who says?
Me!
(Jordan laughs)
Right in the pinballs.
Addiction in itself is a broad diagnosis.
You can be addicted to pretty much anything.
Now the WHO, the World Health Organization,
really funny meme where you have the symbol
of the World Health Organization with the caduceus,
which is the snake around the stick,
hitting him in the groin.
I'm not 100% clear on the meme,
but the WHO is hitting you where it hurts.
(buzzer beeps)
Years of gaming, oh my gosh.
It looks like a bicep, and it's freaking hilarious.
You got the veins going there
so it's so much like trigger pulling.
You can actually rupture some connective tissue
within the fingers, and you can actually get it
to where you can't extend.
So if you actually rupture this extensor tendon,
(air whooshes) you can actually
end up with a finger this way.
What we'll end up doing
is put you in a hyperextension splint
so it can actually re-heal itself.
(buzzer beeps)
When the school nurse gives you a band-aid
for your broken arm.
So you got this whole awesome school nurse ready to go
but give a bandaid for a broken arm?
Mm, you need to get that individual to the urgent care
or to an emergency department so we can get an x-ray,
reset the bones if we need to,
put the patient in a splint,
get the person to the orthopedic surgeon
in the next few days to have it evaluated
for possible surgery versus a cast.
(buzzer beeps)
Acid, head banded, blinding 1,000 people.
We see people come to the emergency department
with chemical burns to the eyes.
Often you need to wash in a wash station
for about five to 15 minutes.
Then we need to do exams
to see if the tissue has been burned away.
Are you gonna have chronic scarring
or do you need to see an ophthalmologist?
Make sure that you actually use safety glasses
when you're doing anything
that could actually fly up in your eye.
That is something that we see very common.
(buzzer beeps)
After looking around the room for two minutes,
my wife says, "I can't find the case for the wood."
What is that?
And it's "Doom."
(buzzer buzzes) It is not wood.
Actually holding it appropriate,
either hold it all the way on the edges, right?
Or in the middle, (air whooshes)
and then yeah, it needs to be in the case
so it doesn't scratch and ruin the game.
(buzzer beeps)
Game developers, micro transactions, and you.
So the gamers developed this beautiful game,
then you can get the game for free,
and then, oh no, there's add-ons.
You gotta pay for this, pay for this.
All these micro transactions,
and then it it just costs the same amount
as getting the game
if you bought the whole darn thing to begin with.
(buzzer beeps)
Vegans realizing they can't beat their meat.
Is Mario a vegan?
You can choose your diet as you want.
Just make sure you're getting the appropriate nutrients.
Be healthy, happy, and make sure you have energy
by the foods that you're intaking.
(buzzer beeps)
Me testing, is there fall damage?
What game has like the worst fall damage?
Like if you actually fall
that takes away so much of your health?
"Grand Theft Auto," right?
If you fall from a great height,
you'll be dead in the game, and you gotta restart.
(air whooshes) I see people
all the time who fall.
We get people who have ground level falls,
meaning they literally fall from a standing position.
That can actually crack your skull open, cause bleeding.
Then you see people who fall from first story,
third story, fifth story.
And obviously the higher you go,
the greater the resulting damage.
(buzzer beeps)
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
(Jordan laughs)
I do not wear this at work because it gets dirty.
Look how nice and white this is.
It's beautiful.
I work with blood and guts, vomit, poop,
all this other stuff.
Like I don't want that to get stuck on this.
I'd have to wash it every single time.
If people do wear it in the emergency department,
they should wash it every single time.
(buzzer beeps)
When your wife is into gaming too, stamina, mana, health.
Drink a potion and feel better.
This is awesome.
There are different things that you can potentially
take to increase stamina, increase your health.
You know, people I know, especially gamers,
will take supplements to help with focus
and energy and definitely using caffeine.
All right, these memes were really good.
I got almost all of them, which means I'm probably
in the gaming world, (crowd claps)
and I understand it. (record scratches)
No, I'm just kidding.
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