And action
This video is sponsored by HBO, I know
Life is good. So I'm a really big fan of West World.
I mean it has robots, cowboy boots and Evan Rachel-Wood.
In no world does those 3 things add up to something that's not great.
And I made the scheme to swoon HBO into letting me on the show. I call it my swoon scheme.
Swoo - swoon scheme
It sounds like I'm mispronouncing another word - SWOON SCHEME. Here's my plan. I'm gonna build an animatronic
robot version of myself that looks like one of the hosts that they have on the show and
Then I'm gonna send the video of it to HBO, and they're gonna watch it, and they're gonna be like "Wow Simone!"
"We could like really use someone like you on the show. Like you're smart and cool".
want to hang out? " HBO, I'm gonna swoon you with my skills.
I watched all of season one a while back, but I need to binge watch it again, just to brush up on my Westworld knowledge
I'm doing very important work over here
They're like moving their arms,
talking,
walking - there's a lot.
I think I'm gonna choose like two of those things that mine can do. Not that I couldn't do it
But just we're in a tight schedule. Maybe talking and moving arms?
I don't know this is like a medical doll of some sort. I just feel like if I was a doctor
I wouldn't want my patients to have this facial expression. I don't know why they decided to have this one.
Sim one.
Sim two.
You're not gonna be able to tell the difference at the end of this.
I also brought my makeup kit.
Hi welcome to Simone's Beauty vlog - just a little bit like that
It just gives you so you look a little bit more alive. Which is great if you're a dead plastic doll
simple
fast
fashion
- WAIT -
So when you cut hair you want to make sure that you cut as much as possible at the same time just to get it
all at the same length.
Oh!
(laughs)
No, you look great. I don't know what -
- what you're talking about
Prepare yourselves to be amazed.
(Westworld theme)
Ta-da.
We're just gonna make the arms move and the head
I mean first of all we need to put the head back on
I think that's the main thing that's missing.
Do you know where you are?
I got a dream.
They say that the great beasts once roamed this world
biggest mountains
The newcomers are just looking for the same thing we are -
a place to be free to stake out our own dreams. A place with unlimited possibilities
Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world in disarray.
I choose to see the beauty.
It's a difficult thing realizing your entire life is some hideous fiction.
There are things in me. Things that I was designed to do that are just out of my reach.
Someone once told me that there's a path for everyone
My path leads me back to you.
Life-like but not alive.
Pain always exists in the mind. It's always imagined. So what's the difference between my pain and yours?
Between you and me?
There aren't two versions of me. There's only one
and I think when I discover who I am I'll be free
(voice breaks down)
Open up
Close down
May you rest in a deep and dreamless slumber
I think that went well. HBO call me or tweet me. I'll just be here with binge watching season one with my friend
Oh ayeeee aye aye aye
Hey
(laughs)
I cant take her cheeks
Thank you so much for watching this video and
thanks HBO for sponsoring it.
You upset that I used all of the money to film an audition - for you to hire me?
I'm not.
if you haven't watched Westworld season one yet -watch it.
Season two is just around the corner and also season one is like really good doesn't have sim two in it,
but it's still really good. Okay. Byeeeee.