>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.
YOU LUCKY PEOPLE BECAUSE CONAN O'BRIEN IS STILL HERE.
THERE IS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CONAN O'BRIEN.
HE IS OUR ONE RENEWABLE RESOURCE IN THIS COUNTRY.
I SAY WE GO OFF OF OIL AND NATURAL GAS, AND WE JUST START
BURNING CONAN.
>> LISTEN, WE'RE BOTH DOING THE BEST WE CAN IN WHAT I THINK IS A
TRYING TIME.
>> Stephen: BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE
GOING THROUGH.
WE HAVE JOBS.
>> NO, NO.
>> Stephen: THIS IS NOTHING COMPARES TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE
GOING THROUGH.
>> NO, THIS, WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH AS CELEBRITIES IS WORSE
THAN WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IS GOING THROUGH!
>> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.
I APOLOGIZE.
I FORGOT MY STATUS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?
>> Stephen: I FORGOT MY STATUS, CONAN.
>> YOU LOST YOUR PERSPECTIVE FOR A SECOND.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
DIKNOW THAT YOUR FATHER WENT TO HOLY CROSS.
>> Stephen: HOLY CROSS, YEAH.
>> I DID KNOW THAT.
>> Stephen: HE WAS VALEDICTORIAN OF HIS YEAR, HOLY
CROSS.
NO BIGGIE.
>> WOW.
MY FATHER DID NOT LIVE ON CAMPUS BECAUSE IT WAS JUST AFTER THE
WAR, AND SO HE LIVED AT HOME IN MILBURY, MASSACHUSETTS, AND HAD
TO-- I THINK THAT WAS A SORE SPOT FOR HIM, THAT HE HAD TO --
>> Stephen: I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK, BUT DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT BONES HAMILTON, ABOUT THE GUY THEY MET WHO WENT TO COLLEGE
WITH MY DAD?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: TAKE A HALF SECOND.
EARLY "DAILY SHOW"" WAY, WAY, BACK, MAYBE EVEN CRAIG KILBURN
"DAILY SHOW,"" REALLY OLD.
>> WE CALL THAT "DAILY SHOW" CLASSIC."
>> Stephen: SUN CITY, ARIZONA.
THEY'VE GOT COPS PATROLLING SUN CITY WHO ARE ALL OVER 80 YEARS
OLD, PATROLLING ON GOLF CARTS AND I'M PATROLLING WITH THEM.
THERE IS A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE CORONER AND THESE 80-YEAR-OLD,
85-YEAR-OLD GUYS ARE MDISTANCES BETWEEN CAR WHEELS ASK STUFF.
AND I'M LEANING AGAINST THE WALL OF THE GATED COMMUNITIES AND
THERE'S A GUY ON THE OTHER SIDES LEANING OVER IT AND TEEFS HAD 40
FEET AWAY FROM ME.
AND THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THE CUT OF HIS JIB THEY LIKED
AND I WENT OVER AND INTRODUCEMYSELF.
AT ONE POINT HE SAID HE WENT TO HOLY CROSS.
I SAID, WHAT, YEAR DID YOU GRADUATE?"
I SAID, "DID YOU KNOW JIM COLBERT?"
HE SAID, "I DOUBLE DATED WITH HIM."
I SAID THAT WAS MY DAD.
HE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FATHER.
HE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR FATHER'S YEAR BOOK?"
I SAID, I DON'T."
AND HE PULLED OUT WANT YEAR BOOK, AND CUTS OUT MY FATHER'S
PAGE, A FULL PAGE OF WHAT PEOPLE HAD TO SAY ABOUT HIM AND STUFF
LIKE THAT AND HANDED IT TO ME, AND IT'S ON MY OFFICE WALL RIGHT
NOW.
>> AND THAT WAS A RANDOM ENCOUNTER.
>> Stephen: HE SAID, "YOU TELL YOUR MOM YOU MET BONES
HAMILTON."
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
>> HE'S WANTED IN THREE STATES FOR ALL KINDS OF --
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
FOR COLLECTING BONES.
THEY FOUND OUT WHERE HE GOT THE BONES FROM.
>> THAT'S A GREAT STORY.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL STORY.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
>> Stephen: THANKS VERY MUCH, MAN.
THANK YOU-- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, MAN.
>> AND THANK YOU -- >> Stephen: AND FOR HAVING ME
THERE.
>> GOODBYE.
>> Stephen: GOD BLESS YOU.
>> I KNOW I'M YOUR HERO.
TAKE CARE.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY.
TAKE CARE.
>> Stephen: CONAN O'BRIEN, EERYBODY!
>> CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE NOW STONE PHILLIPS.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU.
>> GOD BLESS YOU.
>> Stephen: WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL TELL YOU A CHILLING STORY
ABOUT SITTING NAKED ON A HODEL BEDSPREAD.