When the super soaker was first invented,
it was a game changer in my neighborhood.
So I wanted to make a version of my own,
only instead of shooting water it would shoot paint.
But my wife wont let me shoot it in the house,
so my awesome brother made me this.
But its not really fun to shoot a paint gun by yourself,
so in my ongoing quest to be the favorite uncle,
I decided to invite my nieces and nephews.
You guys ready to do this?
Wait, we're gonna ruin our clothes!
Ah, good point.
But before we drastically change the appearance of this room,
let's just take a moment to appreciate the build quality.
Shoutout to David and Ryan from the YouTube channel Eclectical Engineering for helping with the guns.
They're the same guys who help me build the world's largest nerf gun.
You guys ready to do this?
Okay.
Goooo!
Say hello to my little friend!
So, that could've gone better,
but I still have some science to discuss.
Each gun has a pump which gets power from a battery,
and a pump is just a propeller that spins really fast,
and pulls paint from this side and just shoots it out
Nobody cares!
And now it was personal,
which left me only one option.
YouTube superstar colinfurze.
You know, this guy.
Colin- Hello Mark, how's it going?
Not great!
Colin- The *bark* are you wearing?
Colin- Are you covered in paint?
Yeah, I challenged my nieces and nephews to a paint war and it didn't go very well,
so, I need your help Colin.
Colin- So basically, you need old Furze's help here,
Colin- so you can go there and totally destroy your nieces and nephews?
Pretty much.
You've come to the right place!
Right, let me think, let me think,
what do we got, what can we do?
Yup.
I've got it, this is what we need to do!
Its gonna get proper hot when you do this, alright?
So don't put this thing anywhere near this
*laughs* your face could be a mess.
You soak this in gasoline, alright?
When you throw this in the air, okay, make sure you catch
And that's it.
I think if you do everything I've told ya
those kids are not gonna stand a chance mate
you're gonna totally destroy them.
Now next thing, what are you wearing mate?
Come on! How many times have I told ya hey look
the part you've got to do the dress
Good luck!
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