- I would go about
five to seven minutes.
[ laughs ]
- An hour would be pushing it.
- About five to seven minutes.
About five to seven.
- I'm just dragging out today.
What I really want is a cigarette,
but Luke would kill me.
- One time when y'all were really little
when I was a smoker too, and we both are sick,
we'd go outside.
And we have our robes on and we're both like fever.
We have all of you kids just spreading germs together.
And Angie goes,
[ sighs ] "I'm gonna have to smoke
because I don't want to get not addicted."
[ laughs ]
- I want to smoke through.
[ sighs ]
- Luke very much wants me to quit and
tells me all the time that's what he wants for his birthday.
That's what he wants for Christmas.
I mean, it just flipping kills me, so thank you
for bringing that up, so I feel like absolute dog sh--.
- Come here.
Angie, this furniture is on its last leg.
- I know.
- Well, can you train the dog to not jump on the furniture?
- I recommend it, too.
- I can't train my dogs not to pee inside.
- Does the big one pee in here? - Yes. He pees everywhere.
- No, not as bad.
- If you went and sat in that chair, you would smell pee.
- Like does he hike his leg up?
- Yeah, he does outside. - He doesn't. He squats.
- He squats like a girl. - Tubby squats like a girl.
It has been a wolf and fake Pomeranian
golden shower party for months on end.
[ chuckles ]
- Oh, boy.
Come here. Stand up.
- Okay.
- When it's separated like that, you see how it's more yellow.
- I don't think that there is a cleaning service
with enough vigor that can fix that.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Stop! No! - Blaze! ----ing dogs.
Blaze! Come get chicken!
He just took off down the street.
They don't eat stuff anymore, shoes and stuff anymore.
- Are you serious?
You need to get like a dog an obedient...
something needs to happen.
- You know, I can't train anything.
Anything around me, I enable it.
- You're kidding.
- Yeah. Newsflash.
- Do you know anybody who's way too into their dogs?
- I think they're missing something in life,
and that's their child, you know.
- I have two Corgis.
For love, those two babies are all I need
and whiskey gives me all the warmth I want.
- Tubbles is exhausted. - It's a big day.
- What's going on in T Town?
- What we're doing in Tulsa is her sofa took 95,000 years...
- Literally.
- To produce and it finally made it.
And then I want you to take final photos for the website.
- All right.
- My Tulsa project has been like many projects,
a labor of love.
I was hired by Lauren a year ago.
So I'm so excited to go up,
put the finishing touches on this project.
And then we're gonna let the client come home and see it
with us one final time
before we completely turn the page on this fabulous project.
- Hey, guys! - What's up?
- We got the A-team today. - Yep.
- The Tulsa home is a historic home that really,
really needed to be updated.
So we brought in a lot of really fun pops of color
and some furniture pieces that kind of felt a little modern,
but also juxtaposing that with some vintage pieces.
Lauren is hip, so I'm able to put in
these modern light fixtures,
really funky patterned rugs.
And I love to paint studies, all the bookshelves,
in unexpected color.
Alexa?
[ gong sounds ]
I need to get one of these for my office.
Alexa, we're switching out this sofa
'cause her sofa finally made it.
This one will go back to our lobby.
This long-awaited sofa is an absolute statement piece.
It has this awesome brass base, vintage grey velvet on it.
I mean, we have waited months to get it there.
So we are so excited for this sofa
to really set the tone for the entire house.
- Okay, or no?
- Yeah, that's good.
Uh-oh this is not
Hello! - Hi.
- Your long nightmare of not having the right sofa is over.
- Oh, I love it! - Wow.
- Hello. - Thank you.
Oh, my God, it's amazing!
- The final coup de grâce is in place
and it completely changes the room.
- This is stunning. It was worth the wait.
- It was worth the wait. - Totally worth the wait.
- What I loved about the sofa, it really has
this cantilevered base where it kind of looks
like it's floating on these brass legs.
It was important the back of this sofa
be really a showstopper
because it's gonna be so predominant when you walked in.
Let's just take a stroll down
all the perfection that we did up here.
- Yes.
- So are y'all loving...
- Oh, yeah. - Okay.
So this bed, I've gotten so many compliments on it.
Where did you get it? - We had to have it made.
- Basically, we had to have it custom made.
But's it's perfect.
- And actually, what's so good about it is, you know,
I was able to make it taller and thicker
than the one we wanted to buy. - Which I love.
- This bed, when we went to order it,
was discontinued out of stock, so I'm emailing her.
Here's another bed option.
She was like, "I just still love that original one."
Then I just thought, "Screw this.
We're just gonna have the thing made."
It's a little bit more expensive to do it that way,
but we were able to customize it.
- And I love this floor so much. - It's so beautiful.
- You want to pay homage a little bit
to the roots of the house.
So we did all brushed brass hardware, marble,
gorgeous diamond mosaic tile on the floor.
And then larger tiles in the shower
to make the shower feel bigger.
- This and that tub.
- So you use it? - And love it.
- I'm so happy for you guys.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Like you've hired us.
Y'all were a relationship and then y'all got engaged.
And that was really special to be a part of.
What's really sweet when you do these residential projects,
things happen in your clients' life.
And you realize what you're doing,
it sets the backdrop for these memories
that they're about to have.
This is it, so let's make this look incredible.
Elegant with a little funky twist.
- Yes, that's it. It's our personalities
- Just like you guys, elegant with a little funky twist.
- Yeah. - That's perfect.
[ laughs ]
- Y'all look pretty. Let me see, Alex.
- Did you tan recently? - No, I got a spray tan.
- Do you always look this dark when you do that?