- I can't drink anymore.
(upbeat club music)
I am high.
I am going to be (laughing).
I have had two and a half
bottles of Prosecco.
And I'm going to be recreating
the same make-up look as I did when I was drunk.
Challenge one, eyeshadow.
Guys, I never put black on my eye.
I don't know what.
(laughing)
I don't know how drunk I was
to want to pick black eyeshadow, but I did.
Not the 100% look I'm going for.
'Cause I'm just trying to go
a little bit lighter on this shadow.
Does it look like I have two black eyes?
This looks so bad.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Yo this spot in my eye won't cover.
Do you see that?
Okay, I've seen this on a runway somewhere.
I was really positive that I
would do better when I was high.
I've never worn black eyeshadow in my life
and I don't know why I decided now was a good time.
Okay, whatever.
Alright, foundation.
I started drinking at about two o'clock
and right now it's about four.
I feel like a zombie.
My make-up looks like it's done for a horror film.
I don't know if it's the lighting
or if I'm just now realizing I'm
wearing the wrong shade of foundation.
(sighing) (light, playful music)
I don't remember the majority of that drunk video.
(sipping wine)
The next step is highlight, contour, and blush.
Rihanna told me to wear highlight
so I'm gonna wear highlight.
This look like a lot?
Yeah, it's about to.
It's a little bit bold next to my dark ass eye.
I don't even know if I'm actually contouring.
I have to pee so bad I don't even care.
I'm pretty positive you can't even see this bronzer.
Blush.
(laughing)
Now I think is lashes but I've
never put on a lash in my life.
Like this?
Yeah that looks right.
(light, playful music) (laughing)
They make something this big to apply it with.
Why?
Oh, I'm a little peacock.
(laughing)
I feel like I have something in my eye.
Yo, this eyeliner,
this eye, this lash is stuck to my lid.
Okay, now comes the lipstick.
My mouth is as dry as this lipstick.
Do you see that?
I need to pee so bad.
Wow.
This look is one of those looks
where I'm wondering if my ex will hook up with me looks.
(laughing)
Alright, my look is completed
and now I'll put on nail polish.
I was gonna ask.
Do you guys switch hands
when you paint your nails?
(laughing)
I can see my lashes.
This is the best I've ever painted my nails in my life.
I mean, I know my nails are a little off.
Now this step is to take selfies.
(camera snapping)
(laughing)
Can one love one's self too much?
(camera snapping)
Whoa, I forgot my face.
If I was a vampire for Halloween
I think I'd do perfect.
Am I mod?
The cat eye is spot on.
I think high Jasmine did better than drunk Jasmine.
Let me know in the comments which one of me did better.
Always remember that if you're old enough to drink,
please drink in moderation
and only smoke if you have a car.
(laughing)
I'm gonna pee my pants.
(light, upbeat music)