I do artwork for Awful
No no I don’t
Yeah I do I do
They’re all ugly as fuck
They make like new African jazz noise hits
And I’m just sort of the cheese on the cracker
If the cracker was a ugly nigga
One time I hit a nigga so hard that his momma
Came out the house in basketball shorts
And they had to change the internet service provider
One time I hit a nigga so hard his dick turned into ants
And it just scattered
What if you hit a nigga so hard his birth certificate said no
I’m about to call my momma
For the most part I don’t even partake in drugs
Like I don’t even fuck with that shit
But I have been lately taken to like interactive ham
That we’ve been using
And then you just fucking
Not too much
But like eight of these skittles
And it’s not dangerous like you can eat the shit
You can eat them
Niggas think you can’t eat skittles you know?
And then you just roll it up
You know what I’m saying?
And then that’s what you got
Like a perfect Bootymath blunt
Tyga is absolutely my favorite rapper
Probably of all time
If I could say anything to him
I would just
You know what I’m saying?
I would say
You know what that says?
Flex
That’s what I would tell Tyga
I just saw Tyga
That nigga look like somebody put Tim Duncan in a dryer
Tyga look like the little nigga on your football trophy
That you got when you played football in like 5th grade
That’s what he look like golden nigga
I know Tyga
There’s no way there’s sperm in those balls
Jigging is like taking all the sexual energy in your body
And sausage squeezing it into your arms
Your legs
Your torso
When you trapping all day and you just build up that
You know what I’m saying?
It’s just like a piece of meat inside you
And a lot of people don’t like it
But that’s oaky
Like people think it’s gay
Everything is gay
There’s not a thing that’s not gay about my life right now
You can’t tell me one thing that’s not gay around me
Lighting fixtures
HVAC
Department stores
Fucking the way shoes look
Everything to me is gay
And I’m not going to let somebody else
Tell me that like fucking jigging is bad
Or in anyway not positive
It’s the most positive way you can move
Your dick and your body together