TEAMS REACT TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW
LIVERPOOL VS BAYERN MUNICH
I swear to god Robben,
if you even think about scoring against me again and crushing my Champions League dreams like in 2013,
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you…
with a pair of cloggs
How the hell are we going to beat Liverpool?
Well that’s a start…
Something you won’t be getting against Liverpool
I’m suspended anyway you idiot!!!
Boss, maybe we’d stand a better chance if you played me for a change?
I thought it Thomas who did the jokes...
SCHALKE VS MAN CITY
Man City?!
Hey, Domenico, want some tips in how to beat Man City?
Domenico? He must be asleep…
what a wasted trip...
Never mind Phil Foden,
even I’ll get a start against these no-hopers!
MAN UTD VS PSG
PSG? This is bullshit. Did you see who made the draw? Luis Garcia. LUIS GARCIA!
Scorer of the ghost goal that knocked my Chelsea team out in 2005!
Ah, back when I used to be good! Which makes this draw a ghost draw!
UEFA should re-draw the draw!
JUST LIKE UEFA SHOULD replay the Champions League Semi-Final Second Leg of 2005! CHEATS!
Yes, Man Utd!
This is the last time Man United will play in the Champions league this season!
More like the last time Man United will play in the champions league in 2019!
Yes! Edison did a joke!
ATLETICO MADRID VS JUVENTUS
No, not Ronaldo again!
Don’t worry Antoine, he’ll be in jail by then
I’ve fabricated some more documents to send to Der Spiegel
Not under here...
Not here...
Junior - have you seen them?
No daddy…
Damn it! I can’t find my Champions League shooting boots anywhere!
They better turn up by February!
AJAX VS REAL MADRID
Yes! We got the worst team in the last 16!
Now all we need to do is get permission from the parents to take their kids away for a game in Spain...
Yes! What an easy draw!
Easy?! You got PSG!
No - Man United got PSG
Precisely. And come February, that’s who you’ll be playing for
What?!
He told Perez to sell you
He told me he told Perez to sell you!
What?!
The truth is, I’m selling you all!
WHAT?!
Who do you think you are? The president?
TOTTENHAM VS DORTMUND
Yes, Borussia Dortmund! Finally! A team with more yellow bellies than us!
I’m coming home! I’m coming! Jadon’s coming home!
Let’s do this!
Guys, what does it feel like to win the Champions League?
ROMA VS PORTO
Remember boys, play well and you too could get a transfer to Liverpool!
Roma...
Yes!
Hey guys, tell the chairman I’ll be available, very soon...
AND LYON VS BARCELONA
Hey! This is Memphis Depie!
To my 5 million followers…
We’re screwed...
Lyon, nice!
Sorry I’m late guys… who did we get?
Lyon
Lyon will play Lionel…
Get it?
How much longer do we have to put up with this?
Just make sure you keep taking the batteries out of his alarm clock
What?