oh my god it's crossfire now we're
getting serious even if you never play
the game you probably know the
commercial it's sometime in the future
the ultimate challenge okay
so sometime in the future there's a
bunch of kids and leather jackets
playing a game where they shoot metal
balls to knock a puck into the
opponent's goal when they lose they spin
into an oblivion you'll get in the early
90s this commercial was on all the time
it was more than a commercial it was
like a 30-second movie and every time I
saw it I was just as stunned as ever ask
anybody say hey you know crossfire it's
like yeah crossfire yeah the fact that
everybody still remembers this
commercial is a true testament to its
brainwashing power crossfire is burned
into our brains for the rest of our
lives but not everybody gave in to the
marketing ploy because after all how
could the game possibly live up to the
commercial that's what I'm going to find
out it's simple enough you get two
different pucks and you got to shoot one
of them into your opponent's goal it's
very stimulating because you're always
grabbing the balls underneath your gun
you got to keep firing and reloading
non-stop but the gun gets jammed all the
time and the barriers on the side are
just as cheap they break so easily I
thought about trying to glue them back
together but what's the point it's
supposed to be a difficulty setting but
it doesn't change things very much
there's not much else to say so let's
start the game
let me introduce Mike
one two three fire
hey stop touching my balls wait where
are you running for I had more balls and
a bunch of balls behind you on the floor
they can't hear you
yeah it
yeah
Hey
you