- JP: Competition's on
Julia beat me on that French Fry thing - I'm still a little salty about that -
-Julia: I have no idea what JP is doing, I think it's going to be disgusting
and I think mine, again, is going to be that perfect, giant chicken nugget
-Julia: I can't believe this is actually happening
-JP: It's go time.
-Julia: Giant chicken nugget, who's gonna do it better? What do you guys think? Pause the screen right now.
Comment who you think, and then comment underneath that if you were right or not.
-JP: This is silly. There's no winner or loser, guys -Julia: Yes there is!
-JP: We're just doing them a different way
-Julia: Who's gonna make it better?
3, 2, 1
{Rock background music plays}
-Julia: {laughs}
-Julia: Oh yeah, this is perfect.
I'm going to win with this beautiful boot.
-Julia: Oh yes
-JP: That's not a boot, that's a stocking!
-JP v/o: JP, 1 Julia,
-Julia v/o: JP, you don't get a point for that!
-JP: To me, that's just too simple, I don't get it. I think you need to do more
-JP: I grabbed some McDonald's Chicken Nuggets. NO, you can't eat one!
-Julia: Why not? Oh! It's a boot.
-JP: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna stuff this with chicken nuggets!
-JP: Press them down in there.
-Julia: So gross.
-JP: It's gonna be awesome because you're gonna get to have a -uh- chicken nugget surprise
on the inside
-Julia: That might be the grossest thing that you've ever done.
-JP: {laughs nervously}
-Julia: Ew.
-JP: Don't hate!
-Julia: You should be doing this while I'm at work
-Julia: It's more like this one
-JP: It's more like the ball? Okay.
-JP: That's Julia's boot. {to Julia} Don't make it touch the meat.
-JP: I wanna eat that thing.
-Julia: Now, they freeze... to get hard.
-Julia: We'll see you guys on this recipe tomorrow
-JP: Okay, I wanna eat some of these now
-JP: Screw Mc-y D's we're going Wendy's in this house with my nugget
-Julia: One cup of flour
-JP: The more flour the better
-Julia: Half a cup of corn starch
-JP: So I don't know if Julia showed you but she accidentally broke all of the eggs, so all I've got is one
-Julia: 1.5 Teaspoons of seasoned salt
-JP: I'm calling sabotage!
-Julia: 1.5 Teaspoons of dry milk powder
-JP: So we'll just have to thin it out with some water
-Julia: 1 teaspoon of sugar
-JP: It's probably not gonna be enough
-Julia: Half a teaspoon of ginger
-JP: Not enough egg! No!
-JP: Why'd she break all of the eggs? {crashing noises}
-Julia: A quarter teaspoon of black pepper
-JP: So, apparently one egg is not enough
-Julia: A quarter teaspoon of white pepper
-JP: {Scottish? accent} Julia! Ya screwed me!
-Julia: An eighth a teaspoon of All Spice
-JP: Off to get some eggs!
-Julia: An eighth a teaspoon of cayenne
-Julia: And an eighth a teaspoon of tumeric
-JP: I only need, like, one more egg too. It's ridiculous.
-JP: There. That should be enough.
-Julia: Because of the shape of the chicken nugget that I'm breading, I want to get something that's kind of square and big
and, uh, this dish will work perfectly
-JP: No, it froze {grunts}
-Julia: Here we're gonna add our two whipped eggs
-JP: Get it all dirty, get it all in there.
-Julia: Half a cup of cold water going in
-JP: We're gonna go with one part flour, and one part bread crumbs.
-Julia: 2 tablespoons of corn starch
-JP: And make sure you crack a bunch of black pepper into this
{pepper grinder crunching} salt!
-Julia: An eighth teaspoon of sugar and an eighth teaspoon of seasoned salt
-Julia: An eighth teaspoon of Kikkoman soy sauce
-JP: And then, finally, our chicken
-Julia: I double-checked, it's gonna fit in the fryer, that's all that matters.
-JP: Shake that around
-Julia: Oh, this is such a beautiful boot! {chuckles}
-JP: There we go. Look at that.
-Julia: The wet batter goes on last
-JP: And into the freezer
-Julia: And freeze.
-JP: It's been two days, three nights, one morning
and our chicken's ready. Julia, this is a versus, we're not supposed to...
-JP: I decided to go Wendy's with McDonald's inside,
She decided to go, just a giant McDonald's Chicken Nugget
-Julia: A giant McNugget
-JP: And that's why she's gonna lose.
-Julia: {laughs} Your's is probably not even gonna be tasty
-Julia: Ready?
-JP: Yeah, I'm ready.
-JP: What in the hell is that? We never have room in the freezer. Oh! Can I have Bagel Bites?! {gasps}
-Julia: And I still have some more White Castle Burgers that we can make too
-JP: Did you see mine yet? Did you see how glorious mine looks?
-Julia: Yeah, your's looks like a poop. This is my beautiful boot, and this is JP's white-looking circle.
-JP: {wheezes}
-Julia: I'm gonna preheat the oven right now just because once it gets that perfect colour, I wanna take it out, stick it in the oven if it's not cooked all of the way through. Okay?
-JP: Yeah, I agree.
-Julia: Preheating the oven! 425
-JP: Okay. On the reals, yours actually looks like McDonald's batter
-Julia: I know
-JP: Now for the real chicken nugget, the winner [at oven] Shut up!
-JP: Now for the real one, the winner. The Wendy's nugget.
It kind of looks like a Tamagotchi!
-Julia: So thumb this video up
-JP: Julia had a Tamagotchi and she killed it!
-Julia: Yeah I did. {laughs} I also killed my Furby
-JP: Alright, ready?
-Julia: Let's do it.
-JP: It's going in, guys.
{oil sizzling}
-JP: Oh my God, it fills the entire bucket! Don't disintegrate on me!
-Julia: Ooo, cover it.
-JP: Oh my God I feel like it's gonna turn into a mashed potato
-Julia: Play that back!
-JP: No, don't play that back.
{sad trombone sound fx}
-JP: I said don't play it back.
-Julia: {laughs}
-JP: How did you get that size to be that perfect
-Julia: Measurements.
-JP: Is this hot enough?
-Julia: It's 350. D-don't you want to put the time on?
-JP: Yeah. Look at it, it's just, like, bubbling. I'm scared!
-Julia: It's like my baby.
-JP: There's mine. The looks like a giant McDonald's chicken nugget!
-Julia: It really does.
-JP: What is that?
-Julia: What did you put on it?
-Julia: It's alive {both laugh} It's breathing.
-JP: No! Why can't I have a victory on this?
-Julia: No, it's bubbling...
{techno music plays}
-Julia: I mean, it does look pretty nasty compared to mine, just saying, like, like, I'm pretty much, better at cooking than you.
{techno music resumes}
-Julia: This is awesome! This, tastes *exactly* like a chicken nugget!
-JP: Oh my God, it SMELLS like McDonald's!
-Julia: Mmm. You know how you get, like, ten piece, twenty piece? You don't have to DO that anymore! Just make one GIANT one!
-JP: {chuckles} Alright, my turn.
{techno music}
-JP: Oh no! The breading!
-Julia: It's coming apart! Obviously your breading wasn't very good!
-Julia: It's so hot!
-JP: It's so hot!
-Julia: You're gonna burn yourself, and I'm gonna laugh.
-JP: The breading's, like, pretty good. Tastes like Wendy's. It definitely tastes like Wendy's
-Julia: Does it look like Wendy's? 'Cause this looks like McDonald's
-Julia: Tell me I win again.
-JP: Don't look at me.
-JP: This tastes like McDonald's, guys.
-Julia: Let me, wait, before you Snapchat...
I gotta try your Wendy's version. {pause} I don't know.
-JP: Whaddya mean you "don't know"?
-Julia: It tastes like, it's got a breading on it. I don't taste Wendy's
-JP: Mine tastes better than yours
-Julia: I think McNugget when I see this. Do it again with me in it!
-Julia: It you guys haven't already and you wanna see more giant things that we made, make sure to subscribe 'cause we're gonna be doing it on the regular
... we have so many... I'm gonna recreate every giant fast-food item EVER!
except for the things that's impossible
-JP: Alright, honestly, I think mine, I think I won
-Julia: Shhhhhhh
-JP: I win!
-Julia: Alright, good job!
{high five}
-Julia: Mmm, greasy!
-JP: Mmm!