Sup so
I can't do this. I can't do this. We're going we're going we're going we're going
I do not have time for this
OKAY. We're going. We're leaving. We're actually going.
Oh my god. We're freakin' going. Listen I don't know where we're going, but we're not staying here
We're just not. We're going. We're going
I have no clue where I'm going okay listen
I wanted a dramatic exit out of LA but it turns out you can't just drive out of LA you got to sit through traffic
So I'm doing- I'm doing that and then we're freakin' going to the middle of nowhere, man
My neighbor is always home, and she- there's (sigh) I don't know how to explain my living situation properly
Like I can hear every- I'm sorry, I just eueuh okay ugh. I woke up the other morning to the sound of her pee stream
You're not supposed to hear your neighbor peeing. You're just not. I just want to be able to scream
I just want to talk at a normal volume, and I just can't so I'm leaving and you're coming with me
I guess oh my god. Yes bitch. Let's take the 10 I love the 10. I love the 10 big fan of the 10 freeway
All I wanna do. I just wanna yell
I'm not kidding someone just drove up next to me to see if I was okay um no no the answer's NO
I'm not okay
That could totally just like replace the Friends theme song clap
Could it not?
You know when you like can't listen to a song anymore cause it makes you sad
And then that happens to be all of the songs on all of your playlists that you've ever made, cool
COOL
I'm the most nostalgic person
I've ever met which suuuUCKs because I'm like oh that's not now
I get nostalgic about everything, but especially music
By the way, you should follow my Spotify because I make a new playlist every month
I personally need Spotify in my life
Otherwise, I'll die. I love making playlists, and if you want a new music
Or you just want to know what I'm listening to or you don't care at all follow it. Ahaha. Oh my god a train Wow
Fuck yeah I love trains. I'm going through some shit right now. No one should be that into trains
I don't even know where we are, but I've yelled so much and it's been so nice
I'm not down with vlogging inside of my apartment where my neighbor can hear me however
I am down to vlog inside of a glass box that everyone can see hello hello
All right, we're just passing through Palm Springs. That's how far we're going peeps. I just wanna scream
That's all I want to do. I have to pee. Wait. I have to pee! I love
Love love love gas stations. I love gas stations. Especially gas stations in the middle of nowhere. I love snacks
That's all they have. They have the best merch. Is it weird that I just go clothing merch cause I do
Gas stations are my SHIT, so I'm pretty excited that I have to pee. I hope there's some good stuff there
I wanna actually- WHAT I'm crossing LANES
I just crossed all the lanes of the freeway all of 'em
These open roads, my friend, they are nice, I'm just like really soaking it in today
The journey was the adventure, the adventure was the journ- what was the saying?
I'm the most annoying person I know. Let's do it, so I found a good little store to get a souvenir from
WABAM- ow fuck
WABAM WABAM
oH SHIT WHO IS SHE?
It's Transformers brand. See that shit? That detail, that's how you know it's not fake. Uh hi never taking these off
I still have to drive though. Do you think- is it noticeable?
This Transformers dude is creating quite the blind spot?
I can't see
We're back
Also gas station bathrooms are the most underrated thing in the entire world
All my life I've just been told that gas station bathrooms are portals to hell
Um and they're not. They are pretty freakin' swanky
Okay, they're not swanky. I just feel like they get such a bad rap and they're really not bad
I just felt I needed to speak out on behalf of all gas station bathrooms.
How fun of an Uber driver would I be? I wonder how many stars I would have on Uber if I was a driver
My guess is none
I just passed by a sign that said "slow down enjoy the view" and I was like
Yeah man. How do you know when you're in the middle of nowhere?
At what point do I stop?
That's a lighting like I've never seen. Wow the cinematography.
Guys! GUYS! We did it!!
I just need a park and I will
I'm gonna cry
Cool
We're going up there. The uge you know just the uge
Lil' boo boo holy shit
Well we did it, that's it. The deed is done. We freaking did it! That's all I wanted to do
Thanks for coming along for the ride
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It means a lot. We're done here. I'm just gonna be out here living out of my car. It's fine. Whatever
It's all good. Until next time. I will see you later suckers. Bye