if I stop working would you financially support me I guess I'd have to am I just gonna leave
you I thought you stopped working I'm like right she's done we're getting married it's
not like I'm just gonna ditch you if you stop working is it what I'm hearing is that I could
stop working right now and just live life take your Mula and that's it let me Uno reverse this
Wi-Fi start working would you financially support me absolutely so you're saying right now I can
stop working yeah dissolve the company yeah but I said it first all right I said it's happened
I guess we're quitting working then would you kiss my best friend to save my life would I kiss you
okay you have three best friends myself yeah your sister Liz yeah and Lily um
do I get to choose one of those three to kiss or do I have to kiss all three I wasn't thinking
this far into it so now I'm confused you can pick one I picked myself in so let's
just saved your life I want you to refer to me as LS Samuel Lifesaver Samuel oh God lord lifesaver
hi would you kiss my mom to save my life sure she's literally
back to business Jokes Aside would you kiss my mom to save my life of course I was it saves your life
would you kiss my father to save my life absolutely
absolutely to save your life I love you Jeremy [Laughter]
I have another question for you foreign there we go if I Disappeared for five years okay and
you moved on but then I come back are you leaving the person that you're with for me
why are you assuming I've moved on because in this scenario you did
I don't know I can't see myself moving on him
um sister lives
oh no wait you ditched me for five years why'd you run away for five years that's
not the point did you go off of someone else I'm done no I'm done right you know Joni and
I are going to be very happy together you don't know where I am okay I'm just I'm out I pissed
peace out am I allowed to look for you oh well if you just peace out I'm gonna obviously look
for my fiance I'm not just gonna be like right well she's gone next can we go home
yeah I'm sorry I just I really don't feel good you feel good
what is it this is my tummy a little prick all right is there anything I can get you
see the first step is laughing can I eat some chocolate
yeah I'm gonna get you a milkshake they always make you feel better yeah
well once you let go of my arm I can start dragging you home honey I need you
to do something for me oh okay she needs me to do something for her guys what do
you need me to do honey kiss me how you kissed your ex are you kidding are you kidding me no
no yeah yeah no your eggs girlfriend I need to know how it was done
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that was really passionate I knew why why because you're my ex-girlfriend what you're my fiance
that to me back at it again so babe do you ever check out other guys firstly I'm not a cashier
secondly I don't want to know why and I know you know that this is true considering you're always
like oh did you see the person I always say no I don't see them like my eyes are just so
focused on you that like it's Harry Styles walked past me on the street I wouldn't even I wouldn't
even know because I'm just like oh look at you look at you look at you and you know that that's
true thank you very much case closed I don't see any other men in the world are there other men
in the world yes there's a bull dude walking past right there I didn't see him yeah hi hi
it's just 10 12 and five yeah you've been there for 10 minutes
what will you do for 10 minutes why are you timing me I remember looking at the clock when
it's 55 past and I was and I styled five plus I was like she's been a while I was like 10 minutes
what were you doing in the bathroom oh am I not allowed
to play for me the popcorns are logs I didn't know I'm supposed to let you
know what I'm doing in the bathroom and what kind of dudus I'm dropping in there
you want me to take a picture the next time I get Snapchat
I thought it's funny that you usually like three
or four minutes this time you're 10 minutes you're shoving that baby out I'm so uncomfy
thank you
so I just jump around
we went for lunch
no we're not doing this
you know it
you really do look really beautiful today thank you I didn't even finish
freaking saying please tell me you saw my mouth Yes I'm sorry it's okay
no hey guys so a lot of you are always asking seminar for relationship advice so I thought I
would come on here and give you guys my top tip for how to cheat without getting caught
so what that's you without getting caught yeah they wanted advice well you sick little freaks
that requested advice on that yes here's our top advice basically copy me and and
cheat with Joanie Monica's mother I can't I really no joking okay the methods of the
master let's see what's your advice so my advice is if you are trying to train your partner and
sneak around and all of that then just don't cheat leave your partner if you're not happy
with them and that's my advice I think that works perfectly it's a Surefire way to never get caught
this is for couples only who's the most fun in the relationship
who makes the food in the relationship
who's the most talented
who's the most adventurous in the relationship
who spends the most money in the relationship who's the best kisser
who smells the best
who loves the most
who gives the best massages in their relationship
last question who will be the first to die in the relationship
nice nicey freaking breezes
that was amazing why thank you I don't think you know what freaking Breezy is Let's Go All
Right add dribble to flip reset okay let me get a bowl nice big feet big fake all
right oh are you facing thank you for that Oh no I got it okay these butts these Bots
these boss these guys are GC but these Bots are one of my teammates do what's up no
Jesus this is Horizon five are you doing this on purpose so what laughs you are freaking dude
no you're staying here now hey can I show you something then
yeah you're gonna learn how to do I just freaking crashed work it
nice honey I'm literally in the middle of the race do you think it looks good
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I'm so done with you you're so naughty and you made me jump like a patroller and lose a
race that wasn't my fault that wasn't your fault over lining my lips to see my fiance's reaction
I'm ready to go makeup is done
what okay why
why what's with the face for I think they're beautiful
thank you what do you think of my new lipstick it's beautiful
why are you laughing hey you look gorgeous do you think they look good honest I overlined
them a little bit I think you'll be beautiful you don't think I look ridiculous I think you could
like clown makeup and look beautiful honey so it's okay for me to go out like this right now with you
I don't know what to say you're too nice you'd let me leave like this oh my God that
was a big kiss oh for God's sake I'm going on a meeting hi look I know you're busy but
can I just say your hair looks incredible today oh really yeah no it looks so long
and like full and like thick and can I can I feel it yeah you sure yeah thank you so much
are you kidding that is so messed up dude no of course do I really have something no I'm missing
Samuel where am I
God what's that face for
hang out what's up you really don't know I really don't like can I have a kiss no why
oh hi John what have I done the fact that you don't know the fact that I don't know oh my God I
know what what I'm pitching in at least 15 minutes I'm so sorry wow I am the worst ever really really
mad at you you're just so perfect so you pretending to be mad at me oh great no I'm
I'm gonna you know oh dude I'm not gonna see you in the last 10 seconds it's been eight
hey hey hey
okay what's up honey
make some chocolate you know what chocolate oh no oh something's wrong
yeah I could tell you were laughing like five seconds ago I started
laughing because I was like that doesn't sound like a cry that sounds like a lot
I love so much how can I take you to Topgolf tonight for a date night no yeah we went like
two days ago I know but I know how much you love it so how about we do a date night on me
yeah no cancel my plans I've got date night at top worth yeah I think my ass could smiring me oh
oh I already did does that sound like a plan that sounds like an absolute freaking heckier
plan let's do it gorgeous and then on the way back I'm gonna get you some Chick-fil-A no you're not
oh yes I am I'm actually gonna be telling me you get you're gonna be freaking Dairy Queen
ice cream as well absolutely Dairy Queen really and then when we get back rocket League watching
it's my good night honey I think you should quit gaming
I guess that's that you've been playing a lot so I just really think you should
quit you'll be serious right now yes I'm being serious you actually yes
you just want more time playing Assassin's Creed oh I don't yes you do you think if I quit rocketly
you get to play Sesame Street more don't you no oh I'm not quitting well it's me or the game
are you serious we are the game I don't know how to have a romantic relationship with rocket league
so I guess it's it's gonna have to be you so he'll just pick me I'm just kidding I love watching you
play your games into a talented at them me too I do tell me how good I am you're amazing laughs
okay how did you just sit down
I need to sit down it's stuff like this that makes me really think we should get back together what
I think she about to go too honey I've missed you I've been thinking these past three minutes
when I've been in the bathroom I've been thinking about a lot and I just feel like
being apart does nothing for us so I just think we should get back together I agree
thank you so much I just want to take another quick break if that's all right I want to get
a drink and then I'll be back into it so we can be back together again it's all right
hi I feel really guilty while what have you done another man kiss me in my dream are you kidding oh
is that Harry again it wasn't Harry Styles was it Damon it wasn't David was it Bieber again
in which member of One Direction was it
he was okay he was it it was
why you dream about this man more than me I'm so done I love my PJs I got my PJs
at 12 32. yeah yeah
can I play my game you need nothing on me look oh
okay yellow comfy I have a phone left on me and I'll play my game you have to go to bed no I
don't because I don't want to go to bed it's 12 p.m midday oh I know we've got to get back into
UK time zone but this is a little excessive all right it's time to get off the game honey
he said it's time to get off the game yes I know I just got on early give me like half an
hour well it's an annoying game I don't want you playing it can you just turn off the game
do not put the volume up
hey I was just kidding you can play for as long as you want what oh darling
I love you so much I love you so much yeah I was gonna say I'm pointing at James are you
kidding me are you kidding me are you actually he was talking to me I was talking to Joni
I really can't I mean I guess I love you too Monica
you're thirsty drinks
I have four drinks [Applause]
I really don't even know what to say right
now would you like a drink I would like my drink back yes