- Hello, fruit lovers!
Hope you're ready for a
very special episode of Ask Orange!
(laughs)
That's right, today's episode is a hip-hop musical!
The idea struck me when I stumbled
across this super-duper question from Zach Barnabas!
- [Man] Orange, make a rap.
- So I thought to myself, I do raps all the time!
What I don't do, is Ask Orange episodes in rap!
So today, we're gonna do just that.
Gimme a beat, DJ Beet!
(hip-hop beat)
Now that's a beat that can't be beat, DJ Beet.
(laughs)
Hit me with another audience suggestion!
- [Man] Say Ethan is cool in a loop.
- Ethan is cool!
(hip-hop beat)
Ethan is cool!
Another one.
- [Man] Yell Shazam.
- Shazam!
Ask another!
- [Man] Orange, out of the three what would you choose?
Fart, burp, or nya nya?
- All of them!
(farting sound)
Nya nya nya!
(hip-hop beat)
- Alright, alright, alright,
(record scratch)
that is enough of this!
This is literally the most annoying song
I've ever heard in my life!
- Well, then you're really gonna hate
the rest of this episode.
- [Announcer] It's time for Ask Orange, the musical!
- [Man] Hey Orange, if an apple a day keeps the doctor
away, what does an orange a day do?
♪ An apple a day makes your doc overjoyed ♪
♪ But an orange a day keeps your doctor annoyed ♪
♪ Annoyed annoyed annoyed annoyed ♪
♪ Annoyed ♪
(laughs)
- [Man] Tell Passion how you feel about her
or Annoying Orange will get erased.
♪ You mean I gotta tell Passion how I really feel ♪
♪ I can't make something up or fake illness ♪
♪ That's the deal ♪
♪ Um okay, here goes, Passion I like you a lot ♪
♪ But only as a friend, ah, where's my butt ♪
♪ You gotta tell the truth dude ♪
♪ That's the truth I swear ♪
♪ Passion is my friend and I'm not in love with her ♪
(yells)
- I told you dude!
- [Man] Little apple is awesome!
♪ Heck yeah, I'm friggin' awesome ♪
♪ And I'm awesome at rap ♪
♪ Or at least I will be ♪
♪ Once I learn how to rhyme, oh yeah ♪
Did that rhyme?
- No.
- Aw, man.
- [Man] Hey Orange, I want everyone to say
hi Angel and I love Apple, Pear, Lemon, and Orange.
♪ Hi Angel, we love you too ♪
♪ We're so excited ♪
- Once again, I was not invited.
(hip-hop music)
- [Man] Sing a song about farts rock.
♪ It might not make sense at first ♪
♪ Just take my nonexistent hand ♪
♪ Leave your fears and come with me ♪
♪ I'll try to help you understand ♪
♪ Farting really rocks ♪
♪ When you're farting on rocks ♪
(farting sound)
♪ Farting really rocks ♪
♪ When you're farting on rocks, yeah ♪
♪ Farting on rocks in your socks on a fox ♪
♪ Poppin squats, taking stock while farting in a box ♪
♪ Farting really rocks ♪
♪ When you're farting on rocks, yeah ♪
- [Man] Where's Marshmallow?
We want Marshmallow.
♪ Yo Marshie's right here, was asleep on a cloud ♪
♪ But not asleep on the mic 'cause Marshie rocks crowds ♪
♪ Get your hands in the air if you like puppies and sun ♪
♪ Let me hear you say yay if you like having fun ♪
- (Everyone) Yay!
- [Man] Hey Marshmallow, it's my birthday, sing me a song.
♪ Happy Birthday David, hope your day is the best ♪
♪ To help ensure it is I'm throwing a Marshmallow Fest ♪
♪ Everything that's cute and happy all in one place, yay ♪
♪ Now everyone together ♪
♪ David, happy birthday ♪
- [Man] Hey Orange, the devil egg is back for revenge.
♪ Ha ha ha, that's right I've returned ♪
♪ I've dreamt of this day, now you're gonna get burned ♪
♪ Not if I have a say ♪ ♪ It's Angel Food Cake ♪
♪ My only weakness ♪
♪ Get the shell out you rotten egg ♪
(shouts)
- [Man] Hey Orange, the counter is lava!
♪ Ooh, hot, ooh ooh hot ♪
♪ The counter's made of lava and it's burning my butt ♪
♪ Ooh, hot, ooh ooh hot ♪
♪ The counter's made of lava and it's burning my butt ♪
(laughs)
- [Man] Hey Orange, are you and Pear best friends?
♪ Absolutely yes we're BFFs ♪
♪ No, everyday my patience you test ♪
♪ Yes we're best friends ♪
♪ Actually no ♪ ♪ No we aren't ♪
♪ Yes we are ♪
♪ Ha, tricked you, we are ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, we're best friends ♪
♪ Best friends, best friends, best until the end ♪
(grumbles)
- [Man] Hey Orange, can Pear turn into a bear?
♪ I can make Pear a bear but why stop there ♪
♪ When I can make Pear a chair, a mare or a snare ♪
♪ I can fill Pear with air ♪
♪ I can hide him under there ♪
♪ Make ya say underwear ♪
♪ Underwear ♪
♪ It's under there ♪
♪ Underwear ♪
♪ It's everywhere ♪
(hip-hop techno music)
- [Man] Orange!
It's Bowser!
And he's got Passion!
♪ Bowser's got Passion, only one thing to do ♪
♪ Grab an axe and chop the bridge from out under you ♪
♪ Now I've saved Passion, who's my very good friend ♪
♪ And nothing more than friends, I promise, the end ♪
(yells)
(hip-hop techno music)