Wade I remember why we stopped playing this game..
Because you were to stupid to match my level of skill B )
Yeah
That's what it was
I can't even argue right now after what I just did
Huehuehue
OH! Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Seven Days To Die ^^
With Wade
Hi- HEY GUYS
HEYYYeheh
So uh...
We've had some trouble.... this is our first attempt?
Our first attempt, oh is it? *laughing* I distinctly remember some failures-failure-fade.
There's no proof of that
I'm doing a slow fade into the past!
*laughing* Let it- let it happen
These zombies, there we go got one of em
WHOA
*INCOHERENT WADE SHRIEK*
IT JUST GOT FAST OH SHIT
oh hello hunting knife, I'll be taking you ;)
AH FUCKING COCK ASS, Jesus get ou-no!
Holy shit...I'M INFECTED? FUCK THAT!
What does that mean?
I dont know!
I got a torch on the second flo-oh boy
Oh she found the stairs! errerrrr 0.0
Oh I see
Wade-shriek V2
*DARKIPLIER LAUGH*
DIEEEEEEEE
NO NO NOT MEEE AUGGGHH
Over here over here, aw no you died..
Ugh the naked butt is eating me
How far away are you
I...yeah
Yeah?
Yeah.
THREE KILOMETERS!?
COME ON MAN
ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR FAULT
PRESENT DAY
yep..that sucked, didnt it..guys?
Man I had forgotten about those..
It was so long ago...um but yeah, so welcome back to 7 days to die
Uhh
We're here to do a thing!
What man what did we cover this game it's been two years that's right it's
been two years uh, since we last played this game which is astonishing really
Yeah
it is amazing how long it has been
That's all you have to say?
Wade
I know you said it before, but you could say it-
Well I mean a lot's changed and and you know, time's
passed we've played other games but it's really cool to come back and revisit
some of the some of the classics
yeah I mean there's this game has been constantly updated because one of the
things in the last last time we played this was this game was updated like
every two weeks or every week it was really often
It's somehow still in alpha though despite the fact that it's been out for a long time
yeah how is that even possible still in alpha but I mean hey whatever it is it
is what it is
Wait where are you oh I'm not near you I'm not near you at all
oh no I thought I was near you hang on I'm a comin'
I'm a comin'
Where are you?
I'm just a little to the South
I thought I saw you in a building but it turns out it was not you it was
something else
probably a zombie 'cuz I'm stupid
(strained) I'm on the way!
Don't panic!
Now I remember why we stopped playing this game, 'cuz you're terrible-
There you are! HI! Hello!
Where are you?
I'm over, I'm over there
There you are
Hi!
Hey how's it going
Why do you look like Einstein?
What do you mean
Why do you look like Einstein?
Why do you look like you what do you mean like me you you have literally
What do you mean like me? You have literally
Einstein hair and an Einstein handlebar mustache you are literally Einstein
I'll disguise myself a little bit more really all right
oh yeah now you're a wise old wizard trying to hide yourself from
me I see
yeah well I got a craft up all that stuff
I made us our very own usable door!
*Buttery* Wow. on the other one - Oooh I'm very impressed
Our house comes with a bed a fireplace one chair and a box
That sounds good I like that
ok oh I am a girl
OH the cactus i'm going to cut this down
All right I'm trying to, how do I put on pants
(laughing) I never learned the skill
In order to put on pants in the real world you gotta press the tab button and
click on character
I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it
Then you drag them over to the I get it well I got it and it's fine i'm going to gather
more wood before it gets too late and we get die
Ok, ok there's one zombie out here that's just being a bit of a son of a
bitch
yeah yeah yeah I've dealt with a few of those in my time
yeah I wanted to craft the wooden Club apparently for my next trick
apparently i really don't know how long it's gonna take to go through all the
failure that we've had so I I don't know how long this episode is or is going to
be
I don't know either yeah probably just best to cram it down into just a minute
or two right
probably the episode's going to be one minute?
No, no no I mean the failure-
(laughing) make it under a minute
I mean you guys watching don't need to know about any of this this is
is literally behind the scenes stuff that isn't very important for you guys
watching but (Wade) there's one minute of it
There's one minute of it, I already showed 'em I don't need to show it to them again
Wasn't that good, before
Shut up Wade they've already seen it you don't need to confuse him now
oh yeah I could OH CACTUS
Ohh this is lovely it's a little cabin!
That's so nice (Zombie noise) that doesn't sound nice sounds like there's something outside
I stepped on a cactus
That's not what I'm talking about
Are you finding any bird's nests?
Bird's nests, I found a few around the area
I'm looking for one, I need some feathers for a bow and arrow
yeah I got you
oh, I found- I found your friend
Hi friend! Whoa that friend is very angry.
Yeah I've got a club here I'm tryin'a
Just stay down for a minute there we go
Yeah the club works better on these dudes
My club broke
Oh he's got hazmat boots that's good is there a radiation-
Woah look at the transformation
Yeah that is bizarre. Heblehh!
yeah there's another- another one of that in our house is not a another
that uh huh
So oh it's there's no upstairs it's just a really tall area
yeah this is all we've got yeah
So anyway um, the reason we're playing this
again is because I wanted to play a survival game with Wade and we haven't
played in a while but also I'm at comic con right now so I i wanted to get
another series to do while we were away so this is what we're doing so that's
all my justification for it
I didn't know you were there how's that going? It's go I'm there right now it's
so much fun look at me I'm dancing! It's so good you're recording with
me at comic con
That's how this works that's how time works when you're doing things ahead
No one needs to know any different... yeah but I don't know it's also good to just be
doing a series again because I haven't had a chance to do it before
oh that's right when we were ballsing out we're talking about pokemon go
We were talking about that
Yeah yeah team instinct you joined the right the team I did! Oh you're team instinct too?
Yeah I don't think anybody else is team instinct but you and I are
Team instinct, everybody was so mad at me, people right now when they
find out that I'm team instinct are like uhhh instantly dislike the video
this is bullshit I can't believe it
But you didn't have any real connection like people joined based on their favorite
legendary bird for the most part for me my favorites actually Articuno which
would be team mystic but all my friends were joining instinct and I was like
well I'll go against the grain here and then I got all the hate for it
Yeah I know people do not like it when you're not on their team! No they don't!
It's really it's really disconcerting for the state of society if it's like
(sarcastically) You're a different color than I am?
Fuck you man!! Oh my god I didn't think of it like that but now that you mention it
that's pretty messed up
It reminds me of when you know reddit had this thing where there's like team
purple and team orange or there was different words for it but it was like
that kind of team thing going on and then it was randomly assigned who is
whose team
so no one ever picked but they instantly hated the other team without even being
told to hate them, like it became very like animalistic with the amount of like
disdain they had for the other team just like automatically from what you were
assigned to it was nuts. And there's so minimal interaction with other people
I don't understand the hate anyway the only way you ever come
across any of them is like gym battles right
Yeah I mean pretty much which I haven't even gotten a part of why i just turned
level 10 because I got in the game very late
Yeah I'm 12 i'm not that for much further ahead. Yeah I did get lucky
because I found
uh an electric eevee what's it called that- Jolteon. Jolteon yeah I found a Jolteon
and when I found it was level 562
so it was already like at a really high level and I was able to upgrade it a
little bit so hopefully I'll be able to fight at some lower gyms with that and
then maybe make some progress
See I feel weird about the thought of going to battle at gyms because the only
gyms near me are like elementary schools and I don't want to be that
random twenty-seven year old walking or driving to an elementary school in the
middle of summer and parking in the parking lot. You know, you know what's
funny is you're probably not
the only one that would be there it would probably be surrounded by adults!
It's it's just so bizarre for like this game is just so bizarre because I keep
seeing videos of people like in the middle of Central Park and just like
sprinting towards like a charizard that spawned by like a tree somewhere
randomly and there's like people stampeding each other trying to get this
this like one Charizard. I've seen videos of them in here in Cincinnati it's not been
like that but I've not been downtown or anything but I've seen the videos of
like hordes of people going running across like a crowded street to get to
some vaporeon or some random pokemon that spawned. Oh yeah I went down to Santa Monica
pier recently because I was trying to get some water pokemon and I've seen so
many videos of like other youtuber friends of mine that were down there at
a certain time
oh shit is night. Yeah I'd- I would crouch and hide your torch maybe so we don't
attract any unwanted attention
Okay well it's super dark we need some light to be able to see your beautiful
face so that we can talk to each other, right? Oh your eyes are like yellow
Thanks man I'm Team Instinct through and through
I don't know. Now that I get closer it just looks like you're really high. Thanks man, I'm Team Instinct,
through and through. *inhales* Yeah, uh, but yeah so I went down to Santa Monica but
the like the second I got there the servers went down like it's just been
unbelievable
Did you know that game is made in unity? No is it?
It's made in unity which explains a lot of the problems that they've been having.
I mean you and I have played some unity games in my life and I I don't imagine
that it's any better
I've seen some really beautiful things done unity but there are definitely a lot of
problems with it
Oh yes. What's the new engine what's the new thing people should be jumping
on?
Oh man I mean unreal is like another engine the people's- do a lot of, I don't
know what engine this game is built in, I think it's actually a custom engine that
they built but um yeah
unreal is like the most popular one considering it's used by all of the all
of the major development companies because it's so easy to split between
like ps4 and xbox one and pc development to do it simultaneously without having
to do much heavy lifting (spooky music) that didn't sound good what is that
I don't know I don't hear it. Do you see like the undetected icon?
Yeah the eye is really squinting. Ok that's good that means we're undetected still.
Okay good
yeah so if it seems boring it's because we're just waiting out the night we have
spent so much time just trying to get to each other that we just want to survive
the night so that we can go out and get supplies and start building the rest of what we need to build
Yeah we're not equipped to handle the running zombies of the night
Oh yeah it is like it's just instant death because they'll chase you down
you'll run out of stamina and you'll just die so hopefully that won't happen
to us. If we can manage to find a way to craft beds we can spawn at the beds and
always manage to spawn back here.
Yeah we could do that. I mean I can make a bed roll right now.
Oh can you? Yeah you can make a bedroll it's it's just plant fibers so I'm gonna
make that it's going to take twenty seconds yeah yeah yeah
But anyway back to the more important subject to pokémon go
Yeah yeah of course. I went down to- when you came over to LA you went to the
Americana which is a very nice place it's where i used to live and in
there for some reason because Google Maps the way it integrates things
there's like seven different landmarks in the Americana
so there are seven different pokéstops in the americana which is awesome
because you just see everyone hanging around the fountain just walk in little
circles trying to find pokémon and taking advantage because everyone is
placing lures at all the pokéstops and it's really cool so
I just literally would go there in super incognito by the way because I don't
wanna be subjected to the entire horde of people there but uh and
then I just make little little inconspicuous circles around the place
and collect all the pokémon that I can.
There's a park near where we used to go to school that has I think seven
pokémon stops and a gym in it so we've been we've been going over there
and going for like long walks and stuff
Oh that's nice I need to go back to Cincinnati just to be able to take it
(sputters) that's like my excuse for going to see my friends again is
only to go collect pokémon like this the only reason that I want to go. I've got friends
messaging to me about doing like trips they're like "hey we should go in a trip
sometime" and it's like do you really want to go to the beach and they're like
"no we want to go pokémon go"
Yeah I mean there's nothing wrong with it I guess it's a good thing
this is like such a huge effect that it's like sweeping every single aspect
of humanity like it's affecting humanity on a social scale which is so
weird
I mean there are negative like the people that are doing it at work or
running out into traffic and stupid things like that they're doing it while
driving but the positive aspect to bringing so many people together getting
them outside and walking is fantastic. Yeah I can't tell you how many people
like would just stop and be like "hey there's there's like an onyx over in
that alley over there you should go get it" and it was like "oh hey did you see
that charizard over there" like all "get the magikarp over there" is like Oh
everyone's so nice and helpful and this is lovely and I like it.
Unfortunately nothing cool spawns here it's just weedles and pidgeys but they do
tell me where those are.
Oh yeah that's a that's pretty cool I guess I don't know it - I've gotten
the only things I've got that jolteon and I've gotten an onyx
I've gotten two onyx's actually that are going to be impossible to level
up because no onyxs spawn so how are you going to get enough to evolve it so
yeah whatever. Yeah that's true, well you've got a hatch the eggs I
guess get lucky
That's true that would be true but anyway, it is officially day so we
survived the night!
Yay! And by walking out the front door my skill in athletics has increased.
Congratulations man i'm really proud of you
So, thank you everybody so much for watching I hope you enjoyed this episode of
failure and talking about pokémon go! (laughing) Welcome to seven days of pokémon go!
Seven day to pokémon go! But either way thank you everybody so much we're gonna
play this for a few more episodes and have some fun with it and get crafting
and hopefully not die
ok yeah so thanks again everybody and check out Wade's channel in the
description below for other cool stuff that we've done together and other cool
stuff that he's done so thanks again
and as always we'll see you in the next video
Bye-Bye!
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