From collecting dust bunnies to eating crayons with ketchup, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about weird things our family members do.
I’m Pringle/Doopie, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 8 was Submitted by Readerweirdo19 Mimi_Up Mimi’s little brother collects dust bunnies.
One day when he was 4, he was playing with some action figures when a dust bunny rolled
by.
He instantly put down the toys and picked up the ball of grossness, proceeding to play
with it as if it was one of the action figures he had so readily abandoned.
He is now 17 and has a collection of over 300 dust bunnies.
He added googly eyes to some of them and gives them names like Link and Bulbasaur.
Mimi’s mom is completely beside herself and my dad sometimes questions the sanity
of Mimi’s brother over a glass of bourbon.
Number 7 was Submitted by Lord_Snax Grgak Grgak’s uncle always ate strange things,
or ate normal things in a strange way.
When Grgak would eat an orange or banana, and was about to throw out the peel, his uncle
would say, “Hey!
Don’t throw that out!
That’s the best part!” and he would take the peelings and eat them.
When Grgak’s uncle wanted to eat a hot dog, he would first take a bite of the hot dog,
then follow it with a spoon full of ketchup and a spoon full of mustard.
He also always likes his toast burnt to a blackened crisp.
Grgak has lost count of how many times he set off the smoke detector.
Number 6 was Submitted by Doomshade2292 Dolan Dolan’s brother Zaraganba loves Oreos, but
the way he eats them is a bit weird.
Zaraganba doesn't like the cream inside, so he removes it and throws it behind the couch.
Then he puts ketchup and mustard between the two cookie pieces.
After that, he still dunks it in milk before eating it.
Number 5 was Submitted by huggalumpmcwoozle Snewpee
Snewpee’s uncle collects Barbie dolls and gives them “accurate” body parts.
He brought his dolls to a family dinner to show the other adults.
But he left them sitting around, and Snewpee and her young cousins found them and started
playing with them.
When Snewpee’s mom found them with the dolls, she was pissed.
Snewpee’s uncle never brought the dolls to a family gathering again.
Number 4 was Submitted by Arch00Angel SaltySquid SaltySquid’s little sister does some pretty
creepy things.
One night, SaltySquid woke up from having a strange dream where a Russian woman was
whispering at him to eat his peas and carrots.
When he woke up, it turned out his little sister had snuck into his room in the middle
of the night and was whispering to him to affect his dreams.
SaltySquid’s sister now does this fairly often, and sadly, he does not have a lock
on his door.
Number 3 was Submitted by Vulcan105 JamesShark JamesShark’s older brother had an eating
disorder that made him eat bizarre things, like paper dunked in pickle juice or crayons
with ketchup.
He got a job at an auto repair shop, which was great, because he likes cars.
But one day JamesShark went to visit him at work and just saw him going ham on a truck
tire trying to eat it.
He was surrounded by ketchup packs and sugar packs.
JamesShark asked him, “What the hell are you doing?”
His brother responded, “Well, he ain’t gonna use it anymore," as if that explained
it.
Several months later, JamesShark’s family got a call from his brother’s boss, telling
them that the shop was missing a few tires.
His family knew it was JamesShark’s brother, and when they went to talk to him about it,
they found him curled over puking his stomach out.
Apparently he thought that since the tire tasted fine, he’d wash it down with gasoline.
Number 2 was Submitted by MacyMirandaC53 Melissa The weirdest thing Melissa’s 10-year-old
sister does is bark at everyone and everything.
At the store she will run up to strangers to bark and growl at them.
She won't answer to her real name, so Melissa has to call her by her "dog name," Scarlet.
She uses "Scarlet" the dog, as her username for everything online.
Melissa’s sister even barks at Melissa’s dog and claims she understands her, then chews
on
the dog toys.
Number 1 – What’s the weirdest thing one of my family members does?