category tonight top 10 signs you've had a bad summer job now this you know god bless
the kids they get out of school and rather than sitting around the house drinking and eating
aerosol cheese they got to get out and earn their keep by god i don't care what kind of job it is
there's there's no shame in honest labor and the kids got to get out there but not every job is a
glory job some of them are bad jobs too bad kids that's why you're a kid that's why you're a kid
here now top 10 signs you get a bad summer job and too bad okay tough
if this is one of your jobs fine so what you know what i'm saying
hey here we go number 10 you have a 40-hour week schedule uh but you only work monday and tuesday
number nine you greet customers by saying hi welcome to kenny's rotting shellfish shack
number eight interviewer ask you if you know how to type take dictation and dispose of a body
number seven donald trump hired you as apprentice in charge of checking hairpiece for ticks
number six
sign in bathroom reads employees must wash manager
number five ask if your sense of taste has been destroyed by the asbestos yet
number four you're posing for before photos for diet plans dermatologists and plastic surgery
number three the commissary's chowder is made from whiteout
number two employee contacts you daily via satellite a phone from undisclosed
location in mountainous region of afghanistan
that's the employer the employer contacts you daily and so on and so on and the number
one sign you get a bad job eight hours a day russell crowe throws stuff at you
the uh category tonight and the top 10 list top 10 signs you're at a bad summer concert this is
the big concert season and people are out touring for example sheryl crowe you have ozfest you have
lollapalooza bruce springsteen in the e street band uh shares fell farewell to her really again
it's another farewell tour for cher well well how long has this been going on you can't do
farewell four until you do farewell one well somebody we ought to get the ftc looking into this
because aerosmith and the kiss tour double bill so there's a lot a lot of concerts this summer
top 10 signs now you're at a bad summer concert do you understand what i'm saying
okay here we go number 10. it's held on the median of i-95 number nine
you can't hear the music over the plane spring for monkey pox number eight
every song is either about pancakes or after jeff goldblum number seven the big encore a
20-minute apology number six it's an intimate evening with the late bing crosby number five
ninety percent of the seats are obstructed view number four biggest crowd response is
when lead singer announces that there's a white ford taurus with its lights on
number three britney spears is six or heavyset uncle larry is filling in
number two only thing in key the feedback and the number one sign you're at a bad summer
concert lead singer screams are you ready to rock the audience replies absolutely not
well it's that time of year top 10 things you don't want to hear at summer camp your kids
going to summer camp sure they are did you go as a kid yeah i never did no i never did i wanted no
part of that yeah i know top ten things you don't want to hear at summer camp here we go number ten
by the end of archery we need enough squirrels for grilling number nine
my toothbrush your toothbrush what's the difference number eight that video of the
bear eating your leg is on youtube number seven welcome to shaq's camp for fat kids number six
good news we're on the cover of lyme disease magazine number five children please enjoy the
comedy of eddie brill what how did that get in there uh number four across the lake to the east
is the girls camp across the lake to the west is the state hospital for the criminally insane
number three relax this camp isn't haunted despite the dozens of people who've been
murdered here number two welcome to hell punks and the number one thing you don't
want to hear at summer camp it's february faces your parents aren't picking you up
top 10 signs you've had a bad summer you know labor day is the unofficial
not the calendar end of summer but the unofficial end of summer everybody got to go back to school
everybody go back to work top 10 signs you've had a bad summer this is it puts me in kind of
a melancholy reflective spirit i know top 10 signs you've had a bad summer causes one to ruminate oh
we gotta say there you go exactly that's right top ten signs you've had a bad summer
number ten you divide the summer into two parts uh pre and post weed whacker incident
number nine awesome summer job at nike turned out to be lacing shoes from 5 a.m to 11 p.m
number eight you said bora bora but travel agent heard torah borah
torah borah not a match the board goes back number seven barry manilow kicked your ass at the emmys
i heard about that i could have had another statue that's very manly yeah but i mean the truth of it
is i mean this guy is is barry manilow is talented he can he can sing and he can write songs of
listen what i do i chuck things off on a look check this out this is what i do number six
that's what i do yeah uh you started dating paris hilton after she gave up sex number five
number five had to listen to david hasselhoff deciding whether or not you had talent number four
you went in for a spray tan and walked out looking like kenny rogers number three always
remember there is right there always remember it as the summer i got busted on dateline number two
only action you got at the beach was a jellyfish stinging your nuts what
and the number one sign you had a bad summer your name is mel gibson
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