♪ Well tonight we gonna party 'til the party don't stop ♪
♪ And the party don't stop because it keeps on going ♪
♪ Non-stop gonna party all night ♪
♪ Gonna keep this party going 'cause the party won't stop ♪
(beat boxing theme music)
(party horn blowing)
(knocking on door)
- [Jordan] Whoop, here we go, we got more.
- Hey! - Hey!
- What's up Ted and Annette!
Come on in.
Yes! - Alright.
- Fangs for coming. (both laugh)
Have a bloody good time.
Awesome.
Oh! - He-hee!
- Here he is. What's up, Noah?
- He-hee! - Michael Jackson.
- Woo!
He-hee. - Oh, there it is.
- He-hee! - Yeah, that's what he does.
- He-hee! - That's Michael Jackson.
- He-hee! - All right.
- He-heee... - Great.
- Ow! - Nice.
- Oh! Sham!
- Oh there we go.
- Sham! - There we go.
- Sham! - All right.
Three is the charm.
- Shamone! - Four.
- All right, well-
- Annie, are you okay?
- Oh, he's leaning!
He's leaning!
- Are you okay, Annie?
- All right, are you okay?
- Annie, are you okay, Annie?
You've been touched by a smooth criminal.
- Very nice.
Oh! - Shamone!
- More kicks. - Closer.
Close to your face.
- You almost-
You're really- - Shamone!
- No more "Shamone!"
You wanna come inside?
(footsteps thudding)
That's annoying.
That is very an-
Stop! Stop!
Just don't do it anymore!
Great. - Shamone!
- You keep doing the "Shamone".
That's- - Where the children at?
He-hee!
- "Where are the children at?"
That's some bad taste.
This isn't-
Don't even know what that is.
- "Thriller" eyes.
Shamone!
- What are you doing?
(Noah vocalizing)
- No, you're cut off of "Shamones".
- Oh, okay.
(hand slaps)
- He doesn't slap his ass like that,
so I don't know what-
Okay.
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
Nah, nah!
- He doesn't-
I've never seen him hit his ass-
Hey! - Ohh!
- Hey. (Noah vocalizing)
Can we just. (Noah continues vocalizing)
- Hey stop! Stop it! (Noah continues vocalizing)
Stop it! (Noah continues vocalizing)
Stop it!
- The (beep) costume's awful!
The impression is stupid and played out.
Everybody and their mother was Michael Jackson
three years ago when he died!
- He died?
- Oh...
- Wait, wait, wait.
He died? - Oh Noah...
Oh Noah.
- Boo-hoo.
- What?
Now, wait, wait a second.
- Don't sad moonwalk away...
(Noah vocalizing)
Happy Halloween.
- And now we have a special treat.
Hold on to your yarmulkes, okay.
"From east to west, you know they're the best.
Getting you in the zone for your milestone."
Isn't that cute?
"Please welcome Gefilta Fresh and Dr. Dreidel!"
(upbeat music)
- What's up temple batters!
- Y'all,
is there a Daniel Rosenblum in the hizzouse?
- Oh yeah! - What's up my man?
Yeah all right!
(traditional Jewish music remixed)
- When you see black people at a bar mitzvah,
it's very exciting.
It's like a scary ride and the kids just love it
- Right now we are the number one bar/bat mitzvah
party motivators in all of Nassau County.
- I mean, you got the Bat Mizzles,
Oys to Men,
you know, all of them coming through like a vilde chaye,
with the recycled dreads.
- And I mean, the chutzpah of these guys.
With their fakakta shtick,
it's a real shanda on what it's supposed to be.
- A simcha, you know? - Yeah. Yeah.
- It's supposed to be a simcha.
- Just really can't put a price
on the look on your child's face
when they see a black person for the first time.
(air cannon fires) - [All] Ohh!
- Oh, it's just magical. Really.
Is he getting back up or what?
- We are not technically chosen.
- [Gefilta Fresh] We're chosen by the chosen.
- That's son bitch is kind of better than being the,
just the chosen - That's right.
It's less responsibility.
- Jews are like black people,
but we were black people before there were black people.
Although I guess that's not true.
They were just in a different- (air cannon fires)
Part of the world-
They're all black people, coming to get me! Help!
(traditional Jewish music remixed)
(all applause)
- I find it spiritually intoxicating.
We find it culturally fascinating.
And we find it monetarily exhilarating.
- When we say Sarah, you say Schwartzman.
- Sarah! - Schwartzman!
- Yeah!
- I mean, the fact that we're willing to put forth
the extra time is what sets us apart.
- [Gefilta Fresh] I mean, how often is a 13 year old
gonna hear they're own name?
- We learn that name. We rehearse it.
- Go Daniel! Go Daniel!
Go Daniel! Go Daniel!
Judaism can be a very somber religion.
- That's right, you know,
something we learned along the way
is that the word "ghetto"
means something very different to these people
- To tell you the truth,
I was a little nervous about the whole thing.
No, not because they were black,
but because you never really know
what those kind of people are gonna do.
- [Dr. Dreidel] If we can add some fun, some life,
some color to a Jewish person's life
when they're still young-
- [Gefilta Fresh] They might not grow up
and run away from black people when they see 'em.
- [Dr. Dreidel] Maybe they won't
- Or- - Fire people so willy nilly.
When they're older.
(energetic rock music)
- We provide a service to these people.
- Yeah!
- We motivate parties.
- That's what we do.
- That's what we do., we motivate parties.
(energetic rock music continues)
- All right, everybody focus up.
Look, this party tonight could be a model
for the way that the world should work.
And I just wanna say,
I'm totally stoked to the max about it.
All right? You guys feeling good?
- Yeah! - Let's do it!
- Dennis, what are you shooting video?
- Yeah, man. - All right,
well be careful with that, I might run for office someday.
(all laugh)
Now, trust me,
I think that this party can be
the most inspirational party this campus has ever seen.
Is that coming to me?
Just grab that.
(joint puffing)
That's some righteous bud.
Some righteous bud we got going on there.
We need some bodacious jock babes coming in.
We need some hot punk rock babes.
I don't care where they come from,
the most important thing,
it's imperative that we have a diversity
in the pussy department.
Intercepted.
Don't sleep on Barry-O, don't ever sleep on Barry-O.
Whoo!
That is some major doobage.
(indistinct chattering)
- Hey!
- Apartheid is totally gnarly. It's a gnarly institution.
Where is he, Dennis? Dennis?
Come over here, get this, get this.
Okay.
We, we gotta have a system in place to get everybody weed.
All right?
So just watch-
This is how you're gonna do it, all right.
This, this is-
I'm really (beep) frosty right now, by the way.
This is your constitution, all right?
It's just a piece of paper,
we gotta keep its integrity,
'cause it's gonna hold everything together.
This right here, this is us. This is the American people.
We're special, we're magic.
Hello? Yay!
We all live in here.
All right, the most important thing
is that we don't get too far apart.
Me and you, we, we gotta be close!
That's that's the magic of America, is love.
Otherwise we're gonna get air bubbles in there,
it's gonna start canoeing and everything,
we don't want that, all right?
You get that?
Well look, I'm way ahead of you, but I'm already done.
Boom, fireworks, 4th of July.
That's for you.
We want like 10 of these.
Oh my God I'm so (beep) wasted! (laughs)
I'm so (beep) high!
Oh (beep) what was I saying?
- To the man of the hour.
(glasses chink) - Guys?
Best bachelor party ever!
(all cheer)
- Oh yeah. - Wooh!
- That's the stuff. - I can still do it.
- All right! Fellas!
What do you say, we get a stripper!
- [All] Yes!
- Trey, I told you, man, no strippers.
- Is this a bachelor party or isn't it?
- I'm your best man,
there's no way I'm gonna let you puss out
on your own bachelor party.
We gettin the stripper, and we gonna connect the dots.
- Yes!
- Connect the dots?
- Yeah! Tinker-toy it, man!
You're behind her, and then we all...
Bup, bup, bup, bup.
We go to town!
- Yeah! - To town!
- Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, what's, what's "bup, bup, bup, bup"?
- Dude, you know, you know you're up front, then...
Bup, bup, bup, bup, game on!
- So hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
No, what's the "bup, bup, bup, bup"?
- Yeah yeah, what is that?
- Guys!
This is Tommy's last night of freedom!
- Yeah, what's "bup, bup, bup, bup" though?
- You know?
Bup, bup, bup, bup!
- Okay, okay when you say,
"bup, bup, bup, bup",
are we, what are we, are we all-
- Linked up! Yeah!
Baby elephant walk! Woo!
- Okay. Okay.
Okay. Are, are are you saying that,
that we would, we would all be (beep) each other?
- (laughs) You don't understand what I'm-
Oh dude!
Okay. Look.
Here it is okay.
You're (beep) a girl, right?
- Right. - Yeah.
- Then....
We bup, bup, bup, bup-
- That's it right there.
- Right there. - Yeah. Yeah.
What the (beep) I'm not doing that!
- You guys!
Tommy's about to walk the plank of marriage, all right?
This is our last chance!
- Last chance for what? I'm not gonna (beep) a guy.
- Yeah! - No dude!
We'd all be (beep) the girl!
- Oh! - Okay, yeah.
- Together, bup, bup, bup, bup.
- [All] No!
- You see, but right there Trey, that's the weird part.
The "bup, bup, bup, bup"
- Okay. I get it, I get it.
You don't wanna be disrespectful to women, I get that.
- That's not really the issue.
- Forget the girl.
Armenian conveyor belt, just the groom and his groomsman,
bup, bup, bup, bup.
- [All] No!
- You kept the part that nobody wants!
The "bup, bup, bup, bup"!
- Yeah I definitely don't wanna
have sex with any of you guys!
- Yeah you're killing my buzz!
- Guys! What the (beep) man!
This is supposed to be Tommy's last big celebration,
no judgment.
- Judgment is not what is keeping us from (beep) each other!
Geez, forget it Trey!
- No, I'm saying guys, if you listen, to my words...
Tommy's in here (beep) the stripper,
we're in the other room!
Bup, bup, bup, bup.
- [All] No!
- Bup, bup, bup, bup!
- Nobody wants "bup, bup, bup, bup"!
- Okay! No bup, bup, bup, bup, okay!
No bup, bup, bup, bup.
You're here (beep) the stripper,
the rest of us are just
jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy-
- [All] No!
- God! You guys are so gay!
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ Well tonight we're gonna party 'til the party don't stop ♪
♪ And the party don't stop because it keeps on going nonstop ♪
♪ Gonna party all night, gonna keep this party going ♪
♪ 'Cause the won't party stop ♪
♪ It's been two straight days and the party still going ♪
♪ Two, three, four, five, six, seven days ♪
♪ 'Til it's Friday again and the party keeps going ♪
♪ Party all night 'cause it's an all-night party ♪
♪ Friday night, 9:00 PM, hop in the car, call my friends ♪
♪ Drinks in the back, girls up front ♪
♪ Going to a party, send them texts ♪
♪ Cellphone rings, iPad, Facebook, party time ♪
♪ Skintight jeans, Friday nights, dance, dance, dance ♪
♪ 'Cause tonight we goin' out and we ain't comin back ♪
♪ 'Cause the party won't stop, it will go all night ♪
♪ Friday night, every night, the party's going down ♪
♪ Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ♪
♪ New York City, L.A., Chicago, ♪
♪ Houston, Philly, San Diego, ♪
♪ Phoenix, Austin, Fort Worth, Boston, Memphis, Denver ♪
♪ Portland, Vegas, Tuscon, Fresno, Akron, Tampa, Pittsburgh ♪
♪ Newark, Laredo, Lincoln, Lubbock, Durham, Salem, ♪
♪ Dayton City, City, City, City ♪
♪ 'Cause tonight we goin' out and we aint comin back ♪
♪ 'Cause the party won't stop, it will go all night ♪
♪ Friday night, every night, the party's going down, ♪
♪ Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ♪
♪ New York City, L.A., Chicago, ♪
♪ Houston, Philly, San Diego, ♪
♪ Phoenix, Austin, Fort Worth, Boston, Memphis, Denver ♪
♪ Portland, Vegas, Tuscon, Fresno, Akron, Tampa, Pittsburgh ♪
♪ Newark, Laredo, Lincoln, Lubbock, Durham, Salem, ♪
♪ Dayton City, City, City, City ♪
♪ City ♪
♪ Yeah we're gonna keep it going ♪
♪ 'Til the break of break of dawn ♪
♪ Then we'll just keep partying all day and all night ♪
♪ Hot girls, music, dancing in bikinis and headphones ♪
♪ Party, party, party, party, party, party, party party ♪
(gunshots)
(upbeat hip hop music continues)
♪ So tonight we gonna party 'til the party don't stop ♪
(gentle music) (indistinct chattering)
- Here is your white wine.
- Thank you. You are welcome.
- Hey Pete, little, little thirsty tonight.
- Ah, yeah. Super thirsty.
- Pete, this is Heresa.
Heresa this is Pete.
Heresa just got back from Africa.
- Oh, Africa.
- Anyways, where was I?
- Oh, the AUC.
- Oh right.
So this conflict is exactly the reason
the African Union Commission was put in place to address.
- [Heresa] The Organization of African Unity
certainly wasn't gonna do anything.
- Exactly.
And, and if Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma wanted
to do anything about Bangui,
she's certainly been quiet about
- The worst part about Bangui is
that no one knows what's going on.
- Oh no, right?
- Look at right next door, the South Sudan.
- Here's the thing, everybody just thinks that
it's like the damn "Lion King" over there,
you know? - "Lion King".
- Excuse me?
- It's not "The Lion King".
- Exactly.
- I mean what do people think,
a baboon is gonna hold a lion cub over a rock,
up to the sun while all these little animals sing?
- Anyway, something else I wanted to mention is
they have the manpower, because AMISOM has 25,000 troops
just sitting there in Somalia.
- It's not a three animated hyena situation.
That doesn't make any sense.
The bad guy isn't Scar over there.
- Um yeah, yeah that's right.
It's not like Scar's the bad guy
- Huh. Well, I mean...
You know, the truth is, no one knows who to blame.
Because in reality, AMISOM doesn't have that much control.
- They don't. - Like Simba.
Oh, like Simba.
He had no control over...
He was plucked out from his home and went on a whole journey
before he came back and was just in the middle of a war.
Really had nothing to do with him.
- You know, Pete,
I'd be really interested in hearing your thoughts
on the UN's policies in East Africa.
- Hakuna Matata.
- Unbelievable.
- Yes.
My God that sums it up perfectly!
There's so much work still to be done.
- Yes, that's what I was saying.
- [Heresa] It's been going on for so many years.
- So many years. Circle of life.
- Hmm.
- Exactly. That's really brilliant.
- I don't know about brilliant.
Let's dial it back. I'm just a man.
- Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go get some,
some hors d'oeuvres.
- Okay. No need to announce it.
- What are your thoughts on the Middle East?
- "Aladdin".
- Hmm.
(gentle music) (indistinct chattering)
- Hey, did you see that (beep)?
- That (beep) looked like Busta Rhymes
and Maya Angelou had a baby! (all laugh)
- Yeah. That was one jacked up looking (beep).
(music stops) (chattering stops)
(gentle whimsical music)
- Uh oh, you just dropped the N word, but you're not an N.
Lucky for you, there's a way to avoid these situations.
Introducing the new smartphone application, "The Negraph".
Finally, a technology specifically designed
to help you determine whether or not
you can drop the N bomb.
- I can say it!
- [All] We can all say it!
- Not in this lifetime.
- [Spokesman] To see your Negraph, just into your name, age
and color of your skin,
or, just the color of your skin.
- I've got The Negraph on my phone, and my iPad.
My phone says I can't ever say it,
My iPad says I can't ever say it, but bigger!
- [Spokesman] The Negraph. Can you say the N word?
- (laughs) I can say (beep) all day long!
- [All] (beep)
- No.
I'd like to, but it says right here...
- [Spokesman] The Negraph.
(upbeat theme music)
♪ All I want is ♪
♪ But I don't need you ♪