that's it I'm back I'm not sick anymore
it's all clear well baby back to full
action you know what that means I am so
happy because memes are gonna save us
from what's going on in the world right
now
not really don't take that seriously
because I don't want that to get out but
it's a nice distraction but all the
[ __ ] that's going on online and the
amount of articles they keep reading and
the fact that it's in my face constantly
over and over again the virus that
should not be named I it's nice to just
sit back and watch a few memes and look
at a few things that we're gonna make us
giggle for like 20 minutes
sickness update stop [ __ ] myself
Shaun's anus oh if only I should have
thought of that sooner except then I was
afraid that it would build up inside me
and percolate a little too long and I'd
explode from the inside out
but I'll take this oh my god jack may
have wanted to burn the baby Yoda meme
in fire but I saw it as a great fan art
opportunity this is the way hoping it
makes meantime the gap DeLorean actually
that's your son's like Evelyn has a
DeLorean care demand Evelyn doesn't work
how long am I gonna have to see myself
as baby Yoda huh
there's so many of these out there right
now and I think they should all be put
into a pit and burned when you keep
dying in the same spot in a game yes
gamers this is very relatable this might
be the most relatable meme that someone
has ever posted on the jacksepticeye you
subreddit I would laugh out loud if it
wasn't so real
I can't wait for somebody to point out
that I'm like touching my own face even
though everything online is telling you
not to touch your face with your hands
not when you're in self-isolation
Dark Souls be like cuphead in a nutshell
gamers you get it nothing to see here
it's just a bunch of dots with no
meaning probably not even a good meme oh
no I illegitimate Lea can't see anything
in this one oh no my technique of going
really far away doesn't work
what does it say stop this this is cruel
and unusual punishment
I hate these as well because every time
one of these is posted nobody gives the
answer in the comments either somebody
said I can't read it
oof target confirmed does this spell
anything I can't read it nothing at all
buddy nothing at all there's something
in there and I want to know what it is I
can I can kind of see where it's
supposed to be but the fact that I can't
see it at all properly just really
legitimizes the fact that I'm color
blind thanks for that I love that that's
I love this for me can I like trick it I
better not say anything like my penis is
small or something cuz I guarantee you
it's massive ghost not terrible zombie
not terrible no clear war a little scary
the thought of Jack dying before me
that's the scariest thing I don't know
about you I'd be pretty [ __ ] scared
of nuclear war I'd be pretty scared of
zombie apocalypse is happening ghosts
not so much you know what can they do
mmm move my furniture not scary here are
the things you should be far more scared
off than me dying before you read it
assemble top of the mornin to ya
laddie my name is Jake septic eye you
didn't even get it right in the first
four [ __ ] sentences
hell yeah you unread it no I'm not oh
get on reddit find this post and upload
it on what subreddit it will be under
our slash jacksepticeye one more thing
what's that hijack okay that's all bye
god damn it is this even real did you
just get together with your friend I
never trust these ones I think those
ones a or C like the fake tweets or fake
text messages that people say like oh I
got a text from my mom and it went like
this it's like you could just change the
name of your friend to your mom and have
a text conversation I need the full
context of this if it's real then that's
awesome if not then I will find you I
will come to your house and I will take
away your jacksepticeye privileges all
right in this household in the
jacksepticeye house this is very serious
memes are nothing to be trifled with
they're nothing to be laughed and
scoffed that it's serial busines offer
here welcome to the gang kid we've got
steel and steel
Eve murder and Mike and patty
Fitzpatrick whether patty Fitzpatrick do
he bites people schools patty
Fitzpatrick needs to be nerfed in bit
life he's way too strong the amount of
times I've sent a hit man after people
and nothing happens to him he lives life
he's a millionaire now and he's
remarried his ex-wife was dead
after he you know he didn't really
murder her you know what if you're not
watching the bit life series you're
missing out and a really big steep part
of cultural history I'm not gonna give
it to y'all right now go watch the
series right now okay
I haven't uploaded in a while you guys
owe me love comment is that the bite of
87 anyone in bit life ignores Jack two
seconds later hit man hey you need to
talk to Patty he's the best human in all
of existence st. Patrick's Day is very
very close there's actually a shamrock
challenge in bit life right now the
developers put it up worth like have
seven redheaded children and things like
that but then the last one is to watch
jacksepticeye with a friend it's very
sweet of them
killing your stepdad killing your
co-workers because they don't like you
killing and killing around a person by
biting his or her skull because it's
your signature move it's not my
signature move it's Patty's signature
move I would be hard pressed to find
anybody that would not go down after
being bitten into school cuz you're
either weirded out by it like oh god
raise this [ __ ] crazy person biting
me in the skull or it's gonna kill you
how do you see a light it does go down
easy alright most people throw fists or
a kicky ax or like bite you and
somewhere that's normal Patty's gonna
bite your skull over where did you find
the dialogue I'm surprised it took this
long to make one of these memes you
ended up with the Dark Souls you died
repost looks like a repost I've seen
this video one time first seen here
[ __ ] god damnit you sons of [ __ ] I
thought that this is a bot making up
reposts I hate this I hate I don't I
love you please stay safe no no no no
I'm not I've no we're not doing this and
we're not doing Korona memes okay we're
not doing it stop 2020 has been pretty
terrible so far but we're exactly 69
days in damn it this meme is five days
old I missed it [ __ ] the 10th the 10th
of March is 69 days into the year that's
cuz we had a leap year [ __ ] god dammit
we were so close so close to greatness I
even said that meme wrong didn't I so I
couldn't even get that right god I'm a
mess to be fair I was pretty sick five
days ago was I kinda I was getting over
it I was I was almost out of the woods
if you know what I mean I went through
the doctor and I got the all-clear Oh
[ __ ] sake what does it even say I
don't know this is ridiculous
get out of here I'm break it I'm a I'm a
figure this [ __ ] out with the power of
my friend Photoshop
alright let's stretch it out this way
it's makin sense its meantime its
meantime and it's just oh my god what
does it say gather all your friends
that's G I can't be arsed I figured it
out go [ __ ] we're so grocery shop what's
going on Sean forgets to edit out a pee
break once the fan base a core memory oh
man isn't that amazing how one of the
strongest memories people have of the
channel is something that wasn't even
intentional despite all the jokes I make
all the references all the catchphrases
and all the times that I've hired craft
and curated comedy for this channel the
pee break is the thing that people
probably remember the most if that
doesn't say a lot about society and
internet culture I don't know what does
Jack I need you to watch this please
okay I've seen a couple of these go
around I saw the dr. Phil one reason
someone to the wrench this one says I'm
okay I'm home Oh God
that's good that's very funny Thank You
Robin cut out all of that music it's
copyrighted okay [ __ ] tick-tock Gary
here with your copyrighted [ __ ] alright
also you spelled it wrong suppose to be
hunk I know you didn't make this mean
and if somebody else doing it but honk
is the only one here on killcam goose
whoa
who's got mecha Sam that really does
look like a septic eye Jesus or is there
it all my god look at the amount of
[ __ ] circuit boards and electronic
computing [ __ ] going on in this what is
this thing is this going to space or
underwater or someone's backyard I need
to know and so glad that the comments
have the answer I'm so glad that I can
go here and really just get the stuff
that I need either way that's exactly
what Sam would look like in real life
that's it you don't know
inside Sam there's actually just a lot
of circuit boards and wiring going on
this is very nice to look at someone who
knows how to braid hair did this watch
for rocks oh that's so dumb oh I love it
just some good old happy healthy
wholesome memes that's excellent
depression exists memed there's some
good memes since I've been away you guys
have been busy you guys have been
working up some stuff me after watching
meme time old happiness new happy the
memes they do make me happy I'm not
gonna lie every time not even jokingly
ngl fam every time after I record one of
these episodes I'm legitimately happier
just seeing the stuff that you guys make
and the kind of insight humor that's
been going on every like week since the
last episode it's just so fun her what's
meantime what's PMA whose check septic a
me ha interesting I didn't know you
hated living so much oh I my hitman
fingers are doing a heck and tingle I
will send someone to your house
all right if you're not liking
subscribing and upvoting all the good
[ __ ] on the jacksepticeye variety
channel huh you want it you want these
fingers to go to work
ah a person of culture in the comments
that's when you teach her about the word
of jack see no one's dumb for not
knowing something somebody's dumb for
not knowing it and not wanting to learn
more
the hit man that run away with his money
in bit life hit man wan hit man 2 and
hit man oh it's just a vicious cycle
it's a vicious circle in bit life sooner
or later no matter who you are no matter
what you do no matter where are you
going in life sooner or later I will
sign a hit man after you it's it's
inevitable when the captions said st.
Patty's Day instead of st. Patty's Day
my [ __ ] head man fingers are tingling
this is a good example or a good chance
to be able to tell you guys since st.
Patrick's Day is probably tomorrow from
this video have I predicted the future
its paddy to DS instead of two T's
alright and know how much people love t
T's but it was a good joke but it's it's
two DS
paddy not patty I know his name is
Patrick but this goes all the way back
to the Irish Gaelic lands where Patrick
and Irish is Podrick or pouring with a D
and that's where paddy comes from
alright get it into your [ __ ] head or
I will send a hit man and now the moment
everybody has been waiting for can I get
a drumroll please
it's time for the jacksepticeye u2's
giveaway st. Patrick's Day extravaganza
who's gonna win it the big-time scorer
prize of the jacksepticeye variety
Channel extravaganza time I'll go get it
last time I showed off the u2's
jacksepticeye you choose he's adorable
he's cute he can come to your house and
have fun if you want but I said that we
were going to do a giveaway for somebody
who made the best meme on the subreddit
since the last time I posted that video
and let's go through them shall we
you're gonna love my youtube don't throw
them out the window though I know Vince
has a habit of throwing [ __ ] out through
windows and being all cool and
everything and slap chopping them it's
worthless forget about it
I have a slap job do you think I could
slap chopper you know I shouldn't right
no great use of the recurring themes
here on meantime and Funniest Home
Videos well done and you put a lot of
love and care making a meme it gets down
voted oh people down voted you why this
is great i down vote other people's
memes so I have a better chance of
winning a little figure literally
everyone including jack you truly are
the lowest scum in history do that yeah
I agree this is such a shitty scummy
thing to do it's a fun little giveaway
for everybody don't take it too [ __ ]
seriously if you do that then I don't
want you on the jacksepticeye variety
channel okay there's a lesson in life
just because you don't like something or
you can't have something does not mean
you have to beat down something else we
can all have nice things
ah look at these holy [ __ ] oh my god
they work so well oh no I have to make
them all oh no this is so cute oh cheese
even as a poker ball because I did
Pokemon go video and it looked like
chase oh that's so cute
the little Sam has a little mask as well
and snipe Oh Steve's holding a
stethoscope these are really cool Oh No
yes yes pewdiepie figurine no ink East
inky blinky no no no no no jacksepticeye
u2's now that's cute wholesome good [ __ ]
I'm just joking Felix's figurine was
actually really cool as
is what I'm saying you don't need to
shoot in something else to enjoy
something else it's how the world works
be nice hasn't ever made a mean before
or even used read it before Jack
releases do you choose competition me so
anyway I started meaning
excellent welcome by the way to read it
I don't know if that's a good or a bad
thing I don't know if subjecting people
to read it in general is gonna be a good
thing for you just use read it
responsibly and the jacksepticeye
subreddit at least we have fun we look
at memes whoa repost see my drawing
because everyone kept downloading it I
don't [ __ ] do that somehow giveaways
work you scumbags this is very cute neo
Alex have we seen some of your art
before I think so that's awesome goddamn
I wish I could get my hair to look like
that here can you do the thing can you
can you do the thing thank you using the
image to create an original meme turning
it into the old Winnie the Pooh meme
instead god he's got a little monocle
and everything eyebrow jeez that's
that's well done a person of taste and
culture yes quite very good he protect
he attack but more importantly he Jack
was importantly right now he back we're
at the videos Jack I don't know lost in
a pit of despair and misery
that's why meantime had to be one of the
first ones that we had when we came back
we could all use a little laugh right
now so in Jack's most recent video I got
so sick he challenged us to make a meme
using the 3d model of his u2's I
immediately had an idea what did you do
[Laughter]
old meets new what a good one the beauty
pie and Marcia wants to battle the yo-yo
masters No
how was I going to defeat them the yo-yo
masters they just kept going I want to
be a yo-yo man
make me a yo-yo man but the yo-yo master
did not answer he just kept on going
no is this loss it sure is remember that
meme remember what memes was simpler
sometimes in my dreams I still see
cardboard jacksepticeye somewhere out
there he lives he doesn't I completely
shredded him poor tall cardboard Jack
he's life-size I am inevitable and I am
life ok you got me all right it's all a
joke this is just CG this is the real
jacksepticeye height any of you who've
met me in real life know that I'm tiny
every time people meet me it's all they
can talk about oh god you're so much
smaller than I expected you know what
I'm fun-sized I'm I'm packin sized for
your convenience this took way longer
than it should have
u2's entry
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oh my god you're challenged by trainer
Jack trainer Chuck sent this [ __ ]
fish oh my god
Jackson I'm dead me do it
holy [ __ ] toxic smooch oh my god you
defeated trainer joke yes Jesus Christ
how does this only has 1600 up votes
holy [ __ ] that was impeccable not only
did he use my youtubes but use some of
the older u2's as well and you
referenced a bunch of memes well done
well done
oh my god that's gonna be a hard one to
beat ah the boys are back in town again
look at them all so cute I should I
should make little masks for him but a
little mask on the little u2's that'll
be very cute the hawk takes what it was
put the jack in the rack well somebody
called me Jake
earlier on omegle so put the Jake in the
link young Honka I mean here's my entry
for Sean's challenge from the sick
update video and it reports on reddit
but I was one of these little bastards
so i'ma try let me end let me drop soon
drops tomorrow if you don't get the
giveaway you can still just buy one
honk-honk am goo septic I know he's
thrown a little sound goddamnit
the good is sooner or later the goose
gets us all the Sam in the RAM Sam on
the clam Sam with your man one of these
really work rake and the lake is the
best one
somebody had a similar meme a cold and
food poisoning would like to battle well
I bested those bastards okay first
getting a cold then merging it into food
poisoning then merging it into asthma
Caan never doubt the power of the Gaelic
gladiator ever again
sickness came to my body and I [ __ ] it
up when someone misspells
McLaughlin you all wait you misspelled
misspells is that on purpose because if
not I'm deducing points
alright I'm triggered at least you got
McLaughlin right though so the points go
back up Shawn announces giveaway this
summer the dead memes in the crate well
done
alright I have made my decision it's a
hard decision to make because so many
people made so many great memes and I
don't want to make people feel bad for
not winning so I apologize the having
one winner inevitably means that other
people can't be winners as well
and I'm sorry for that thank you for
everyone who participated in it again it
was just a silly little idea we had cuz
normally whenever I released stuff I
never do any giveaways for it and I also
kind of feel bad about that cuz I want
to like give back every now and then so
this is our way of coming up with
something fun to do to let somebody win
some of these ones we also had I need to
pick a winner on Twitter as well because
I said that if you retweeted the tweet
that you'd be in a chance to win one too
so there was another winner gonna be
announced for that one on Twitter and
then this was another one and the winner
of the jacksepticeye reddit meme of the
day u2's giveaway extravaganza is
drumroll it's gotta be the sexy pizza
with this incredible Pokemon edit not
only did you reference not only did you
get a good chuckle out of me and not
only was it just really really clever
but I gotta appreciate the time and
effort that went into it as well because
I know how long this [ __ ] takes to make
so thank you for just putting in that
level of quality into something like
this you went so above and beyond that
I'm flattered so it's gotta be you sexy
Pete's they give it up everybody I'm
sorry again I'm sorry to everybody else
who participated in it hopefully you had
fun anyway and we got to look at some
memes and have a laugh and I'm sure you
made somebody smile out there so that's
the real win in my book the sexy
Pizza I'm DMing you on reddit right now
to say that you are the winner you are
the winner of the fair except Takei you
choose meme extravaganza I loved your
post let's get in touch about how to
send it to you there so the sexy pizza I
hope you see this and thank you again
for your wonderful meme but for your not
everybody all of you me me he dreamy
baby's out there those of you who
entered and didn't win or those of you
who couldn't enter or anything like that
we have one more giveaway because I
don't know I just want to have fun with
this we we don't often do cute little
things like this so I wanted to make it
a big deal and just kind of give back as
much as I could so we there is another
giveaway that you can enter if you go to
jackpot u2's calm you will be brought to
this page where you can be in with a
chance to win a you choose figure for
yourself so go nuts have fun with it and
hopefully a few more of you can win some
of these little figures and keep an eye
out because I might do a few more
giveaways here and there as well for
them because they are limited they're
only available once it's a one-time run
of them they come out on Patty's Day you
can buy them then tomorrow but this has
been really fun to do so I want to just
give back to you guys as much as I can
so there you have it but it's gonna do
it for me on this episode of meantime
Thank You sweet baby me me dreamers out
there for just being parents the channel
and just having fun with whatever we do
I honestly sincerely do appreciate it as
much as we joke around here and as much
as i dick around with memes and with you
guys and tell you to go [ __ ] yourselves
everything it's all part the fun it's
all just jokes at the end of the day and
I really do appreciate it like when I
when I did get really sick I I
physically couldn't record videos for it
because I I I think I'm pretty much down
plated how sick I was
it's it's the most sick I ever remember
being there was one time I was sick when
I was like 10 I got a fever and
hallucinate it that's probably the
sickest but this is the sickest I've
been since then so it's been like it's
been like 20 years since I've gotten
this sick and it really [ __ ] me up
and I couldn't record videos but as soon
as I said that I couldn't and I was just
taking time off you guys are really
understanding about it and really wanted
me to just get better and even after I I
got better I've been better for like a
few days now I really just wanted to
make sure that I was okay and made sure
that I had the energy back and still not
back to a hundred percent motivation and
energy to just record videos because
it's been nice just sitting back and
like catching up and stuff and making
sure that I don't burn myself out too
badly so that's been really nice and
it's nice to know that people are there
to support and just be part of the
channel still anyway and I can just go
away for about a week and come back and
you guys are still there stronger than
ever so thank you for that you it
seriously does mean a lot in this sort
of job in this day and age and this
internet culture were relevancy seems to
be everything and you can fall off at
the drop of a hat
so I really do appreciate it thank you
but that's going to be the end of the
episodes I hope that this was fun to
watch and I hope you guys had a good
time until the next one that's going to
be it for the u2's memes so the
subreddit can go back to its regularly
scheduled programming and I'll see you
guys in the next one
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I don't know what this is I which I was
I don't I turn to this voice weird