Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to The Tender Cut! Don't know anything about this game
I was told that it's very, very weird. A few people suggested in the comments
I think Ken played it before? Did he? I thought I saw it in my sub box at one point
All I know is that somebody said it was weird and just crazy, but there's the style look kind of cool in the
screenshots because it looked very old, like 1950s kind of a looking thing and it reminds me a lot of
Bioshock. It probably has absolutely nothing in that style at all.
It's just something about like a bioshock-y kind of like: "Ah yeah, Say?"
'Cause that was kind of like when Bioshock took - I don't know what I'm saying, wait. He said "watch"
Not "play." Is that a nose? Is that a penis cup?
What is going on?
Okay, yeah weird. I'm fucking weirded out already. Do we just sit and watch TV?
God, oh, God no, oh, Jesus Christ
Is that just gonna keep playing over and over and over again?
Is it the same thing? Yeah, probably [oh] [God] okay? Yeah?
AaaaaaahhhHHhh
Jesus Christ. No, enough fucking watching that. Ugh, that was gross!
Ok, now I'm sitting in this chair.
I feel very uncomfortable. Turn on the light. Okay. Eww. It's a hand full of ants. There's an ant on the wall.
Okay, I don't trust fucking anything in this game.
Oh, oh, no, I got like that weird feeling up my back
Poke it
Poke it, it's just full of ants. Oh, that's just the nail it was hanging on. That's fucking disgusting
It's one of my, like, nightmares as well.
It's like you're, say you're like going to put a shoe on or something,
But you turn it upside down you tap it out and like a big fucking spider or something crawls out of it.
*intense shivers*
It makes like the hairs on my back tingle
Key! Okay, that's progress. We'll use it on you.
No, 'cause you're open already.
Do I use it on the hole in the wall?
I kinda did.
Okay, I don't know. Put the key on the table. There's a cigarette and a lighter
What's that sound?
What's the sound?
Okay, here's the razor the guy used to cut the girl's eye.
Cut the moon.. *cute lil laugh*
*mimics wolf's howl*
Greeaaatt.
That wasn't there before, was it?
Um
I'm REALLY confused.
Can I turn this off?
Nope..
Oh, I can.
Did I do a good?
Don't think I did..
I can't change the channel, or the sound, or anything.
I think things are appearing in front of my face.
Okay, things are literally appearing in front of my face.
What is that? That's a handle
Okay. [reading] "Huit ans a-"
Night and day - after?
No, "huit" is 8.
"Nui" is night.
8 and after?
Something is making noise out here, and I want to know what it is.
Sounds like the moon is making noi- Sounds like a fucking ufo or something.
What are you? Are you fingers?
Okay....
This is weird
Those are fingers. There's a hand in the pot.
EeeEeWWW.
Okay, you have a hole in your hand. That wasn't there before..
I swear, stuff is just appearing.
Can I put, like, the cigarette in the hand?
No, but cigarette in the wall? That'll work right?
*laughs* It did!
Okay, can I light the cigarette, I wonder?
Here we go...
Light?
Light
Light!
Why won't it light?
That's movin'..
I'm very confused and uncomfortable.
Oh, the key!
There we go!
No- put- put down the key. Open this.
How do I-?
Oh!
It's just a butterfly...
The fuck has that got to do with anything? Can you go kill the ants?
Is this like a puzzle? You have to put like a hand somewhere?
It's like, OoOOhH- Right, because the picture showed that.
Okay, let's look around again a bit. Pull off all the leaves on this..
'Cause I'm a dick to plants, apparently. I hate them, fucken plants.
I swear to god, there's like a fucking-
Okay
You can- you can leave now. Thanks.
Okay, we have to bring the cigarette and shit out here.
Maybe I can't smoke inside.
I've no idea how to- oh! here we go. Yes, ahh.
La remise
Goes down smooth, eh?
yeaahh
whAT THE FUCK??
The moon turned into an eye!
What the fuck was in that cigarette??
That's creepy! The cigarettes back in here- wait. Now, can I put the cigarette in the wall? I wonder
Will it do anything?
No, oh wait. He was cutting her eye. Maybe I can cut the moon
I was right the first time I said that!
It's like pulling me away...I can!
What happened? What did I do?
Fuck. I am so weirded out. I'm so uncomfortable
Hi, fucking horror game. Is he having sex? Yup, okay. I can't get up?
I'm so confu- whAT? That's the end?
There has to be more than-
oohH
There's some things that I didn't get
Okay, if I put the cigarette in the hand, the hand in the hole, and about down in Dover. Leah
Bernburg, I don't know what some of the rest of this is very Phallic shaped
Those are a lot of shells
Those are hands. I don't know what half of these are. There's the butterfly or the moth even. It's not a butterfly
Ashtray? Key, hand, ashtray, what a key hand-
Dial on the TV.
Don't know this he says watch again instead of play again. Okay. Maybe I can go outside the door
Do I have to.. pick one?
No, I'm not fucking watching that again. I'm not watching some girl in her eyeball bursted open again. Oh
Cuz it's a hand on the painting so we get the hand out of the plant
okay, I
don't get what any of this means? I don't think it means anything. This game is just fucking weird
Weird for the sake of being weird. That's not always good
Yeah, 'cause I think I was after I played Plug and Play that people suggested this. Which makes sense
'Cause Plug and Play was weird as well.
Okay, hey you try put the hand in the hole
There you go. Oh, the ants come out of the hole in the hand!
Now can I put the cigarette in the hole in the hand?
Light this...
..and put you...in this
ooooH, I think I did it. I seem that seems right. I feel good about that one.
Still don't know what you are.
You make me see the things
You make me see oh, he's touching boobies!
Very nice, and these are all very labial shaped
What is this? What is going on? What is my life right now?
They look like ears, they look like shells, and they look like a little bit of the
Huh huh [vaginas, jack. it's just a word, honey.]
You know what I mean, okay, put that down, 'cause it's freaking me out.
get the key
Put it in the thing that's not there
Where's the box?
Is the sky gonna change again?
Okay, I hear the wolf. What does the wolf symbolize? Something is changing
Somebody was knocking okay. What is this? This is a file isn't it can use it on anything?
Sharpening the razor on something, okay.
Ssoooo weird
Think I can use this than anything no, I don't want to close the don't fuck it
There you go. Oh, maybe I could put the file in the hole? ..or maybe not. The box didn't appear again
Why? I'll stay out here and see if the moon will change into an eyeball again..
I saw something move! I saw like a shooting star or UFO or something. Oh, they're just shooting stars, okay?
What? I don't know how I triggered half the stuff last time now.
I messed with the TV, didn't I?
All right pick up this
Yes, eight and after oh
That had a symbol of the box on it. Eight and after? ..Here it is
Thanks, or the little the flutter flutter of the of the moths wings, just freaks me out. I don't like it
I don't like that sound I don't like it, and I like it wait close the doors. So he stays inside
Stay inside this time, please don't leave. No you're not allowed leave he left anyway
Maybe he's the thing that triggers their moon fucking weird asking
The book just move let this come on
And very uncomfortable right now. Maybe that's why it's supposed to be doing
You gonna change I see shooting stars again
What is it sound even want me to change the first time oh?
I've smoking the first time when I went out wasn't I hey let's see. I want to smoke the ant fag
Cigarette sorry again, I have to every time that happens. I have to make people remember that we call cigarettes fags over here
It's nothing it's nothing bad
Did you do something different?
Yep, here here [here] comes the bone. Where is the razor with a razor? What's inside?
I'm gonna go through the door this time see what happens
Come on. Come on. Come on lets loose your eye
It's fucking gross and go through the door if I can I
Don't know if I can it only open cuz it sat down last name here. We go. I
Was eating [outplayed]. It's just a bad nuh painting
Am I being transported through the painting I?
Have played some weird ass games of my time man. Nothing comes close to this fucking creepy shit I?
Feel like I haven't done half as many drugs as something that would induce this kind of stuff
Finn
Hi, I am I'm sure there's some sort of artistic merit behind all of that, and somebody's gonna tie me know jack
It's a metaphor for society or something. I don't believe you I
missed four things
And I don't know what they are. This is the TV thing
you are a
Handle and one of these shaped things
You're the moth and you were off sharpening the razor and the thing
Or no, I'm not going through all that again. That game is weird. It's crazy. It doesn't the boobs around screen now
It's just weird [okay]. This is just weird. That's all it is. There's nothing else that you can describe this width
There's no
Meaning behind this if there is I surely don't know what the hell it is think somebody just made this to creep me out
But to creep me out specifically. They didn't make the game for me, and then I go
I'm gotta creep tack up with this. I didn't know you got made for yourselves and leave a link in the description if you want
If you can figure out what this is more power to ya cuz I have no idea but for now
Thank you guys so [much] watching this video if you liked it, but star like but name the face
Oh wake up us and high fives all round
Ash, wish thank you guys know we're say all your news oh
Okay, we got some legally fingers
Can I make [you] avoid each other no don't touch?
funk
But now back William m finger for more, whose are really weird finger?
I need I need alcohol or something to quell that like just to dull my senses again
After trying to figure out what the hell I just witnessed