Oh, Raj, look at you.
I know I'm resplendent like the noonday sun,
am I not?
Um, yeah.
Starting with the champagne. A little early,
aren't you?
Yeah, it was in the limo. They sent a limo.
I have a limo. I just love seeing limo.
Here, sip on this while you're getting
ready. Oh, I'm ready.
That's what you're wearing.
Yeah. Why?
What's wrong with it?
Nothing. I was just hoping for something a
little more, you know?
Ridonculous.
Yeah, well, this is all the donkey.
You're going to get tonight. What are you
doing?
Oh, just getting comfortable.
So how long have you lived in Los Angeles?
They were out of scones.
Oh, Sheldon.
I'm talking to someone. You're being rude.
I'll bet you're an actress.
If not, you should be.
You have a very expressive face.
Oh, my God.
Where are you going? We were doing so well.
She never even got to see my penis.
Hey, guess what? I've been accepted as a
test subject for new miracle drug to
overcome pathological shyness.
Oh, good for you, Raj.
Yes, I'm very hopeful.
Hello, Missy.
They mentioned there may be side effects.
So, Missy, have you ever met a man from the
exotic subcontinent of India?
Well, there's Dr. Patel at our church.
Yes, Patel. Good man.
Do you like motorcycles?
Because I ride a hog.
Hog. You have a two cylinder scooter with a
basket in the front.
You still have to wear a helmet.
Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?
The sex book?
The Indian sex book.
In other words, if you wonder.
Wonder who wrote the Book of Love, it was
us.
That's cute.
Really? I just made it up.
Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire?
Oh, yeah. I loved.
It. It's loosely based on my life and that
bright little star peeking her head out
early today. That's Venus.
That is so cool.
You really know a lot about space.
Come on. When you were on.
Tv in Firefly, you were actually in space.
You're not one of those guys who really
believe that, are you?
You mean one of the hopeless geeks?
No. Those are crazy people.
How would be a dear and get me another one
of these.
Know him. He's one of those geeks.
Can I ask you a question?
Does the drug still count as an
antidepressant? If it's number one, side
effect is uncontrollable weeping?
I don't know. I always feel better after a
good cry.
I've been trying to ask Bernadette, but she's
not answering any of my texts.
Yeah. Listen, I think she might be a little
threatened by you, you know, because you can
tie your own shoes and laugh without peeing.
Did she say something to you?
No. I mean, what kind of.
But it's okay. She's just hormonal and, you
know, Don't worry. I stood up for you.
I don't need you to stand up for me.
You're not my boyfriend.
Look, I care about you, and you can say that
this doesn't mean anything, but the truth
is, we're in a relationship, okay?
And you're gonna have to figure out some way
to deal with it.
So are you going to see her again?
Yeah.
We have plans this weekend, and if it's a
clear night, I'm going to lay some romantic
astronomy on her.
Okay. Like what? Show me.
I can't do that to Leonard.
This is some powerful panty dropping stuff.
You have my blessing, go for it.
Okay.
2 of the brightest stars in the night sky
are Altair and Vega.
And it is said they were deeply in love, but
forever separated by the celestial river of
the Milky Way.
Oh, that's sad.
It is. But.
Once you.
On the seventh day of the seventh month.
Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in
the world fly up and create a bridge with
their wings so the two lovers can be
together. For a single night of passion.
Wow.
Okay, that's enough.