- Oh my God!
Have you seen all the drama going down
in the ASMR world lately?
- ASMR?
You mean those Youtubers
who just make those relaxing whisper videos?
I thought they just tap on things
until people fall asleep.
What do you mean there's drama?
- Dude, wild drama!
Check it out.
(tapping)
(brushing)
(toy car driving over mic)
- Hey guys, it's the Shush Queen.
I just wanted to hop on here
and address some rumors that are going around
in the ASMR community,
also known as A Quiet Place.
As you know, I am the most popular ASMR artist
in the community.
Just like how Puff Jim Halpert
is the most popular character on A Quiet Place.
But instead of being chased by creepy monsters
who are out to kill my attractive family,
I'm being chased by something else;
accusations of plagiarism,
which is complete bullshit.
Pardon my french.
- 'Sup Fam.
It's me, The Hush Prince of Still Air.
Many of you have probably already seen
the Shush Queen's video denying what she did
but I have proof.
On January 3rd, I uploaded a video titled
3 Triggers That Will Help You Fall Asleep
& One That Will Accidentally Wake You Up Sorry.
Then in April, she uploaded a video titled
I Make You Sleepy Then Wakey
and guess what?
She copied my video verbatim!
First off, I rubbed toothpaste on an egg,
as did she.
Then I nibbled on the tip of a hairbrush a little bit,
as did she.
And then I spit on a toaster,
as did she
and it didn't just stop there.
Oh no no baby.
Beause then I threw that toaster on the ground
and beat the crap out of it
because, you know, it had spit on it,
as did she!
- First of all I used Crest toothpaste,
not that weird off-brand blue shit he was using.
Pardon my french.
(crinkling)
Also of course I destroyed my toaster.
There was spit in it.
(crunching)
- Well, one of my sources tells me
that when the camera's off, she uses her normal voice.
- And dishonor the ASMR code?
Ha ha ha, he wishes that was true.
Caw, caw, caw.
(smooching)
- Oh dang, they're giving me tingles.
- Ahh, I know, it feels so good, right?
- Look, all of these things are just coincidences.
These accusations are completely fake.
- Yeah, fake like her nails.
That's right.
I know she wears acrylics
because they make a different sound
when you tap the mic or scratch denim.
You see these bad boys?
These are the real deal.
Why?
Because I'm passionate about the ASMR community.
I'm not just doing it for a couple brand deals.
- I do brand deals sparingly, okay?
The only reason I did the last one
was to pay for my hospital bills
from when I made that video of gargling slime
and I accidentally swallowed it.
- I like how she's playing the victim.
I know that she made a bunch of money
when she got 4,000,000 views off her next video
that was titled
POV: You're a Nurse Pumping My Stomach.
Why the hospital let her film that,
I have no freaking clue.
- It's called having clout.
Something the Hush Prince wishes he had.
And it's so obvious that he's just jealous
and trying to piggyback off of my fame
by making up all these lies.
(slurping)
- Oh, and it's not just me calling her out.
Oh no, no, no, no.
She's ripped off a whole bunch of ASMR artists.
She might as well be called Miss Rip Off.
- Actually I'm Miss Ripoff
but if she did take my name,
it wouldn't be out of character.
As you know, my channel is dedicated
to ripping stuff off.
Ripping tape off my skin.
Ripping dried glue off my skin.
Ripping dried glue off of tape
which I then rip off of my skin.
I didn't really want to get roped into all of this
but yes, Shush Queen has stolen from me as well.
I uploaded a very niche video called
Ripping Off My Hangnail and then Chewing It For 30 Minutes.
- Hold up, that is a huge hangnail.
- And then, three weeks later,
Shush Queen uploads her video
Me Eat Finger Skin For Half Hour.
- Damn!
How y'all get so much skin?
- She thinks that just because she's on top,
that no one will question her honesty
or originality.
- I am plenty original
and I also believe that honesty is the best policy.
- Uh huh, well quoting someone isn't exactly that original.
- Which is why I made that quote up by myself.
- Hey guys, Lieutenant Tingles here.
Just wanted to jump in on this drama mob.
No real accusations to throw at anyone
but just wanted to chime in and say
I think Mrs. Whispers needs a new microphone.
- No I don't.
- Also I just wanted to apologize for my last video
POV: I Cock My Gun In Your Face.
I didn't realize until later
that I accidentally switched the words cock and gun.
Although I'm flattered by the huge spike in views,
admittedly I'm a little confused
as to what you were all expecting.
- Hey guys.
Forgive me for I'm a little sick.
I just filmed an entire ASMR mukbang
and forgot to hit record
so I had to do it again.
Anyways, since we're all attacking each other,
I just wanted to call out Hush Prince.
I have receipts that he's been DMing his fans
unsolicited trigger sounds.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Things have gotten off track, guys.
We have to remember who the true enemy is,
the Shush Queen is the single rogue decibel
that is tearing up our peaceful community, okay?
So we need to take her power away
and we need to turn her down a notch.
(chewing)
- These wannabe's can sit behind their cameras
and insult me all day
but I doubt they'd ever have the courage
to whisper this stuff to my face.
That's right!
Saturday, 3:00pm,Instagram Live.
It's an ASMR-off.
- I love myself and the game.
- Are you crazy?
- A genuine bicycle.
(pulling tape)
- A bear refuses help.
- They're so relaxing.
- Um hmm.
- For ASMR artists, you guys are all being pretty loud.
I bet none of you can talk as softly as me.
- I can.
See.
Hear how soft I can go.
- No, that sucks.
I'm way softer.
- All right now.
Listen to me.
See how soft I can go.
- I'm definitely being the softest.
- No, I'm pretty sure I am.
- I am the quietest of them all.
(whispering)
- Okay I can't do this anymore, okay.
(gasping)
- Wow.
- Yeah, I don't whisper 24/7 like you freaks
and yes, I do steal your weird little ideas.
You know, I thought it would be super easy
to use this community as an easy cash grab
but you know, it is not worth this,
this pretentious, cultish bullshit.
(gasping)
Okay, I'm out!
I'm gonna go find a way
to capitalize on the furries or something.
- You guys, we did it.
She confessed.
- No more stolen content, ahh.
- Wow, that was intense.
What a treat for the viewers.
I'm sure everyone at home is on the edge of their seats.
(snoring)
- You mean like those Youtubers
that just sit there and make those relaxing whisper videos?
I think that they're (loud murmuring)
I'm gonna start that again (laughing)
- Ah man, I feel crazy.
I feel so good everywhere.
Ah, my snack.
- Aren't they those people
that just make relaxing whispers?
Dammit, why can't I say the line?
Because I'm being a flipping ridiculadonk.
I'm being a ridicadonk.
Don't be a ridicadonk like me.
Learn from me kids.
- Beep, beep (humming)
- Can you guys believe this?
Truly exceptional noise.
That might be a top 10 sound for me, guys.
I'm almost about to cry.
This looks amazing.
- Ooh (gasping)
Did you just see, I just caught a bug.
I just caught a bug out of the air.
You see that?
That's a dead bug.
I literally grabbed out of
and that's on camera.
I'm gonna be the most famous bug grabber man of all time.
- Ah, ah, ooh, ah, I feel good.
I feel so good.
Ah, ah, ah, oh.
- Be sure to tune in next week
when I'll be doing ASMR magic.
You won't be able to see what's going on
but you will hear all the doves being released
from out of nowhere.
- God I hate this.
(moaning)
I have a toothpaste egg in a glove.
Anyone else patent that before?
- There's a lot of my spit in this toaster now.
So anyone want a toaster?
- Reminds me of the time I spent in Guam.
See there I faced many challenges, many perils.
Most of all I faced my own demons.
My drinking habits, womanizing tendencies
and my own fear of certain kinds of rocks.
Pointy rocks I have no problem with
but it's the very round ones,
the perfectly spherical rocks.
I don't trust them.
- Aah, I lost a nail in--
There's Cheetos dust and rice all over this nail.
- Thank you for watching.
Please like and subscribe.
- How does a rock become like that?
How does a rock become so well-rounded?
I understand how a man becomes well-rounded.
A man becomes well-rounded through education,
through experience, through hard work.
How does a rock?
That's what I don't trust
and you shouldn't either.
- My nail came off when I gently tapped my mousepad.
Of course, it's the middle finger, ironically, 'cause um.
- This is how I celebrate (popping)
Just give myself little mini eargasms (popping)
- Thank y'all for watching.
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