- WHEN OUR FIRST GUEST LEARNED THAT HIS MOM WAS PREGNANT
AND HE WAS GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER AGAIN,
HE WAS NOT HAPPY.
LOOK AT HIM.
- I'M PREGNANT.
- [groans] WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
WHY YOU HAVE TO JUST-- JUST GET ANOTHER BABY?
YOU JUST HAD TWO.
SO WHY DO--WHY-- WHY DO YOU--
THIS IS EXASPERATING.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET ANOTHER BABY
AND JUST REPLACE ONE OF YOUR BABIES?
THERE'S TOO MUCH.
- OH, BABY, WE WOULD NEVER REPLACE YOU AND AMAYA.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER OR A SISTER
THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF--
WELL, HELP TAKE CARE OF.
- THAT DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE.
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
- AMAYA, ARE YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO HAVE
ANOTHER BROTHER OR SISTER?
- WHAT KIND OF BABY IS THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
IT MIGHT BE A BOY, OR IT MIGHT BE A GIRL.
- UH-OH. BOYS CRYING IS EVEN WORSE.
- FROM FORT LEWIS, WASHINGTON,
PLEASE WELCOME SIX-YEAR-OLD TRE
AND HIS MOM SHANEE.
WHAT MADE YOU RECORD THIS?
- I KNEW HE WOULD BE UPSET.
MY FAMILY WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HEY, RECORD IT,
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE MAD."
BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD BE THAT MAD.
[laughs]
- WHY DID YOU THINK HE'D BE MAD?
- BECAUSE AMAYA--WHEN SHE WAS BORN IN THE HOSPITAL,
HE WAS HAPPY.
AND WHEN SHE GOT HOME AND THE CRYING STARTED...
- OH, NO. - HE WAS NOT HAVING IT.
[laughs]
- YEAH, THE BABIES CAN CRY.
THEY CAN BE LOUD. - YES.
- AND YOU THINK BOY BABIES ARE LOUDER THAN GIRL BABIES?
- YES.
TOO MUCH CRYING. - TOO MUCH.
NOW, AND YOU SAID THAT IT WAS EXASPERATING.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT "EXASPERATING" MEAN?
- YES. - WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- IT MEANS THAT--
IT MEANS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
- YEAH.
HAS SOMEBODY TOLD YOU
THAT THEY WERE EXASPERATED BEFORE?
WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT WORD?
- OH, I JUST GOT IT FROM MY HEAD.
[laughter]
[applause]
- LIKE, OVER HERE? RIGHT THERE?
THAT'S THE THING.
WE HAVE WORDS THERE, AND WE--
THEN YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND THEM AND GET THEM.
IT WAS ALREADY IN THERE. - YES.
- THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE OF YOU.
OKAY, SO--
AND ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS?
IS IT GONNA BE A LITTLE BOY?
- IT'S-- IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE BOY.
- IT MIGHT BE.
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE A GOOD BIG BROTHER
TO THE LITTLE BOY?
- [sighs] UM...
[laughter]
- SOUNDS LIKE NO.