- Hello, lovely people.
- Hi.
- For those of you who don't know,
mini Kellgren-Fozard is incoming.
- Walter looks surprised.
(laughing)
"I didn't know this."
- Oh no, Walter,
is this the first time you're hearing the news?
Welcome to our nursery.
As you can see, we are getting ready for the baby.
These are future baby clothes,
because I've decided to only keep out
the clothes that the baby fits into,
and will fit into for the next three months,
and put everything else into boxes that I've labeled,
and I have also categorized,
and created an Excel spreadsheet for because,
what is joy if you can't put it
into an Excel spreadsheet?
- Also the clothes have gone forward
it's really not anywhere near your dinner time.
- So, in preparation for the new baby,
I think it's only right,
that we see whether we're actually ready to have a child.
We're going to play new baby trivia.
- Yeah. I mean, they're coming in nine weeks.
- It's very soon.
- I want it to come sooner.
- Ah okay.
- But also not, because our house,
I mean this nursery is actually looking quite delightful,
and almost ready,
although we do need some black out blinds,
but it doesn't really matter,
because the baby's not gonna sleep in here
until it's like over six months old
because we're gonna, what is it? Not co-sleep...
- Yeah, no,
co-sleeping is where you share the room.
- Yeah. Right.
- But bed sharing is where you share a bed.
- Oh yeah, we're co-sleeping.
So the baby's going to be in a crib thing next to us.
For the first six months.
- But we also don't have any blinds in our room.
- No.
- Or curtains, or anything really.
- I mean, that's really just affecting me,
generally.
- It's a four and a half meter window.
- I mean I'm blocking the light from Jessica,
so she doesn't notice, cause I'm like..
- You are, yeah.
- Yeah, but last night I got woken up by the moon lights.
It was that bad.
What else have we not?
We haven't got a clean laundry cupboard,
it's still filled with building stuff.
- This nursery is really the only,
the only room yet
- So fair enough, yeah
- Which is right and proper, so...
- Okay, well I just want the baby to come
in nine weeks exactly.
- In good time.
- Six to nine weeks would be okay.
- My sister-in-law in-law just had a baby,
at 34 weeks and I'm slightly panicked.
- I think someone sent this.
Did someone send this to us, or?
- Yes, this was actually a Christmas present
from Maida, so thank you Maida.
Who's gonna win?
We're each going to answer 10 questions.
- Okay.
- And we're going to see who gets the most out of 10.
- All right. Here's half your, there's yours.
You can pick any random card from there.
All right, I'll go first.
How much did the heaviest baby on record weigh?
It is in kilos or pounds.
- Oh my gosh. Okay.
Well, I can only do baby weights in pounds,
because that's for some reason
the only acceptable way to do a baby weight for me.
- Just to give you some reference,
our baby right now is about 2 kilos.
- I just said pounds.
- Oh, I don't do pounds.
(Both laughing)
- 15 pounds.
- No.
- 20 pounds.
- No, you can't have a second guess.
22.8 pounds.
- No.
- A whopping 10.2 kilos.
My turn!
One mark to me.
One point. Winner points up.
- I'm sorry, you take points?
I thought I would just get a zero.
You got a point?
- Oh yeah, no, okay.
(Jessica laughing)
Okay, all right, you got a zero.
I knew you would go for that one.
I planned it.
- Oh, did you?
In which culture are babies usually named after saints?
This feels broad.
- What culture?
- Yes.
(dogs woofing)
- Walter's not even in this room,
and he still wants to be heard.
He's in the garden.
I mean, culture, I'm getting a bit thrown off,
because it's like, religion.
What is it then?
- Greek.
- Does so many people name people after Saints?
That's bloody ridiculous!
(Jessica laughing)
That's stupid. Right.
- Zero points.
- This is so easy.
You are pregnant for longer than nine months, true or false?
- True.
Yay, point to me.
- It's because you're actually pregnant for,
on average, 40 weeks.
- Yes.
But a lot of people, when it's your first baby,
it's like 41 weeks.
Could be any, and also like, less than like 3% or something,
are actually born on their due date, or something.
- Yeah, between 2-5%.
- It's like 30% are born before,
30% are born after,
I dunno, what happens to the other 40%?
(Both laughing)
Anyway, maybe it's in the trivia. Let's find out.
(Jessica laughing)
- Did you know it would be that one?
- No.
- Pregnancy increases your metabolism, true or false?
(clock ticking)
- False.
- True.
- Oh.
(Jessica laughing)
I thought maybe it just slows down
and that's why people put on weight.
- But you've been eating so much.
- Yeah, but I've got a good metabolism as it starts.
I can't wait and so I just assumed...
- Oh my goodness, we eat, we sit down to eat a meal,
and I'm on my second bite,
and Claudia's finished the plate.
- I mean, I think you eat slower,
because of your jaw pain.
And I've got faster because it's not just me eating now.
- Yeah. The, the Botox that I had in my jaw,
to help my TMJ pain has very much worn off.
And it's really, really painful now.
- Most newborns arrive in which three months?
- We know this.
This came up, in one of our...
- Just think, when do people like to get their boogie on?
- We've studied a lot of books
about babies.
- I remember being at school,
and thinking why there were so many birthdays in this month,
and then thought, yeah, because it's that special occasion.
I can't even tell you because...
- Well I seem to find that there are lots of birthdays,
nine months after Valentine's day, right?
- Yeah.
- So Valentines day...
Valentines day is February.
- It's the only time parents have sex.
What's your deduction here, darling?
(Jessica laughing)
Going on for a rather a long time.
- October, November, and December?
- No.
Apparently, it's July, August, and September.
- What?
- My go.
- Let me down.
- I've gotta get one right.
- Which celebrity craves Tabasco sauce during pregnancy?
Why would you know this?
You don't even know celebrities.
- I don't know celebrities.
- I mean, you do know the name of this one.
- What is the answer?
- Gwen Stefani.
How would we know that?
What a weird, anyway.
- All right,
because some things are really factual, statistical,
and then that's just random knowledge.
- Oh
- According to old wives tales,
you should know this, we did a whole video on it,
- We did.
- If your partner also gains weight during pregnancy,
you're expecting a what?
- (laughing) Well, probably a girl,
because girls make everyone around them...
- Yeah. That's right, girl.
Ching. Good.
- Which is really mean.
Old wives tales are very sexist.
- Are you spotty? Then you have a girl.
You're getting bigger? You're having a girl.
- Unattractive? You're having a girl.
- Are you exhausted? You're having a girl.
- Covered in varicose veins?
You're having a girl.
In which year was Queen Elizabeth II born?
You can work this out.
- Can I?
- Yes.
(clock ticking)
- 19...
12.
- 1912?
1912?
- Wait, wait, wait.
She's not over a hundred yet.
What year are we in?
I don't know how old she is.
(Jessica laughing)
What's the answer?
- 1926.
- Oh. She's younger than I thought.
I thought she was 90 already.
- Is she? Sorry, oh God.
This is why I'm doing maths with the children, Claudia.
- Let's move on.
I haven't got any of it right yet.
(Jessica laughs)
Can twins speak their own language?
- They can develop a form of language with each other,
called twinich.
- It's not called twinich.
(Jessica laughing)
- I just made that up.
- You made it sound so factual.
Called twinich.
It's actually called cryptophasia.
- Sure.
- And it's used in early childhood
between twins to communicate.
- But it sounded good when I said it,
didn't it? Am I still right then?
- I mean...
- Because I did say yes.
- You did say yes, you didn't say
what was it called, twinich.
- I'm ready to have a baby.
- Okay.
- So far, I'm working on 60%.
- I don't know if you've noticed,
but Jessica's a bit manic today.
I've already told her to shut up twice.
(Jessica laughing)
(Jessica hiccups)
- I took my pills late.
I'm going to lie down.
- Not that late,
- I know, it wasn't.
Traditionally, in Spain, baby girls are named after who?
(clock ticking)
(both laughing)
- I'm like,
- Are you looking at the camera for answers?
- Yeah, like camera...
Fruit?
(Jessica laughing)
- Saint?
(Jessica laughing)
- (laughing) Named after a fruit (laughing)
- Yeah, like Clementine
- Sorry.
Their paternal grandfather.
- Oh, okay.
Who was named after a fruit
(Jessica laughing)
- Maybe she was, maybe she was.
I've got to say, I'm not sure that the caliber of question
in this pack is what I was expecting.
I was sort of expecting a bit more
of the actual baby raising...
Type related questions
- You get all the easy ones
- Does it not relate to Spain?
- What is pica?
- When you eat
non food items compulsively, during pregnancy.
- Yeah I'll give that to you.
It says pregnancy cravings with little nutritional benefit.
- Yes.
- As you just mentioned now
that it is my nap time.
- What is the highest number of babies
born to one woman, to date?
- What, like all in one go?
Or she got consecutively?
- A woman who gave birth
to the most number of children during her lifetime.
It's fun number.
- 69?
- Yes.
(Claudia laughing)
A Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins,
7 sets of triplets,
and 4 sets of quadruplets.
- Oh my god, that's crazy.
- Yeah.
- Yay.
High five, high five, high five.
And you know what?
Because you've also created life,
you get an extra point.
- No.
- Yes bonus.
- How many bones is a baby born with?
- Oh, way more than an adult.
Is it three...
(clocking ticking)
- Are you saying 300?
- I'm not saying anything.
(Jessica laughing)
I'm making noises.
- Well, if you're saying 300,
which is what it sounded most like,
you're correct.
- Yay.
- They later fuse together to create 206.
- Woo.
- So babies are born with 94,
I can't do maths,
more bones than adults.
Oh my God, my legs gone numb.
- Newborns can't close their eyes fully?
- True.
- That's hideous. Really?
- Yeah they do this thing..
But I got it right.
- [Both] Yay.
- High 5, high 5, and bonus point for raising
and creating a fetus.
- In which country are babies
given a cold bath, to help them sleep?
- Does that work?
- I doubt it.
Its just the one country that does it.
(Both laughing)
Which country was it? Which countries?
- Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if that worked,
it would be everywhere.
Is it a hot country?
- Yeah. It would be weird otherwise.
I mean, it's weird anyway.
- Somewhere that doesn't have air conditioning?
- But where's that then?
That's quite a lot of places.
(both laughing)
- Can I have a continent?
- I mean, that's testing my geography now,
(Jessica laughing)
I think South America, but not 100% sure.
- (laughing)South America, okay.
- You haven't even taken a guess.
- Why am I taking a guess then?
- Well then at least I can tell you
if you're wrong, or not, or right and we can move on.
Come on, this is awkward situation.
(Jessica laughing)
- Ecuador.
- No. Guatemala.
- Ah.
- That is in South America?
- That is in South America.
- Okay, great.
I was thinking Guatemala bay?
Isn't that quite famous?
Rings a bell in my mind.
I think it's something to do with history,
to do with Guatemala bay.
All right, well, you didn't get that one.
Not surprising.
(Jessica laughing)
My go.
- In which culture do babies wear all white
on their naming day?
Can't lie, this is...
- That's a lot of cultures.
- A lot of cultures.
(both laughing)
- It's the same thing, again,
they use the word culture, but they really mean a religion,
don't they?
- No. I think that they're taking religion
out of this equation?
- Right.
What culture.
- It's not Christian.
- It's not?
Anglo Saxon?
Is that a culture?
(Jessica laughing)
Thinking that's what we do, in England.
We dress them in white to name them, for Christenings.
I don't know, I don't really understand
when it says what culture.
- Okay, it's a country.
- Well then why didn't they just say country?
Like the first one was like,
which culture names their children,
and the answer was Greece.
- I think the game may be American...
- Oh I was going to say Spain
- Which is a culture of the country
- I'm going to say Spain
- Japanese
- Well. Whatever
- That's eight. Two more to ago.
Then they give you bonus ones.
- It's safe to drink when pregnant.
True or False?
- Experts nowadays
say that
one unit
on special occasions
halves the first trimester.
- No they don't.
- I don't think you should drink.
(both laughing)
So no, it's not.
- You think it is false.
Well the actual, this is correct of what the research
I have read as well, that its actually okay,
its safe, to drink 1-2 units,
once or twice a week.
I mean two units twice a week is quite a lot.
That's four units a week.
But apparently, that is safe.
- Oh, but do I get that point?
Cause I did say..
- No, then you decided to go with False.
At the end, for some reason,
you decided your answer was more correct
than the actual answer.
- But that is because you were giving me a look.
- What look?
- The look that says that I know the truth
inside your heart.
- But that doesn't mean that's the correct answer
to give in a test.
Otherwise everyone would just be:
"That was the truth within my heart.
Why can't I get an A++?"
(both laughing)
- Okay.
- What percentage of babies are born
on their due date?
But it has to be the exact answer that's written
on this piece of card.
- 3 to 5%?
- I will give you that.
- You just said it has to be the exact answer.
what was the actual?
- 5%
- I said 3 to 5%.
- Exactly. 5%. It's written on the card.
It's written on the card everyone.
- Yeah.
High five. High five. You won. You won. You won.
- Give me that card.
- There you go.
You got the card and a bonus card
because you have successfully,
look at this, grown a belly.
Well done darling.
- Baby's can't taste salt. True or False?
- It's one or the other. Blah, blah.
- To know..
(both laughing)
- All right Walter, you can have this one.
- True.
- It is true.
They can't taste salt until they are 4 months or older.
Been a great little lesson this quiz.
My parental skills actually worked very well.
Walter chewed up very aptly his one card he was given.
He ate a half of it.
He left this and now he's gone to sleep.
- So let's find out...
(Jessica laughing)
About our parenting.
Who has won?
I have 6.
- I have 6.
- Ah we have the same.
We are going to be equally good parents.
- Yes.
- Thank you so much for watching.
I hope you really enjoyed it.
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on the next step of the imminent arrival of this little one.
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Thank you once again. See you in the next video.
Bye.
- Bye.
- [Announcer] Today's Kellgren-Fozard members club question
comes from @jessreallywantsitall.
What do you wish you'd known
before starting your fertility journey?
Hope for the best but plan for the worst.
Keep your spirits up, do lovely things together.
It's really emotionally grueling,
so do take a little break from trying
if things aren't working.
Financially the cheaper option, isn't cheaper,
if you have to do it multiple times.