Look at all this garbage those animals left behind! Hmm.
One man's garbage...
[gasps] So much gum!
Ooh, this is gonna be fun!
Ooh-wah!
Ow! Hey, watch it!
[muffled scream]
[screaming]
[sniffing]
[screams] Urchin!
That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.
Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.
Wait, Squidward!
You can't throw out a Krabby Patty.
That is just wrong.
But this one is rotten.
Oh, simple Squidward,
no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.
Here, look...
[disgusted groaning]
[belching]
Oh, that looks delicious.
Why don't you take another bite?
No, thanks.
It's so delicious I think I'll keep the rest for later.
[retching]
[wheezing]
No, Patty, you stay where you are.
Are you doing all right there, friend?
Oh, I'm all right.
[gasping]
Yoo-hoo!
McNulty is pressing forward.
Looks like this is gonna be a blowout!
Patrick.
I believe in you, Patrick.
But wait! Patrick Star is on the move
and patties are starting to disappear!
Look at that little sea star eat!
He's inching closer to McNulty,
and it look like McNulty can feel the heat.
Never have there been a more pretentious display
of competitive eating!
The amount of patties being consumed is astounding.
And now... Yes, yes!
Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty!
And they are tied as they come into the home stretch!
Both eaters are now so full they can barely eat
but eat they do, moving so slowly now.
One can't help but wonder
if they are going to hit the patty wall at some point.
And, and...
Both eaters have stopped!
With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten,
and neither one seems to have the room to go on!
Oh! What's this?
Down goes McNulty! Down goes McNulty!
It looks like we do have a tie!
It's over SpongeBob.
I can't go on.
The taste, Patrick. Remember the taste.
The taste?
What's this?
Patrick Star has risen from his seat
and is pointing to center field.
No, wait! He's pointing to a little boy with a hurt foot.
Ladies and gentleman, he's pointing to his mouth
as if to indicate something.
Here you go champ, you can have one.
[cheering]
And he's eating! He's eating!
The Great Starbino is eating!
Patrick Star wins!
The belt is back in Bikini Bottom!
We interrupt this program for an important news announcement.
This wild throng behind me
is screaming for Bikini Bottom's newest culinary sensation.
Let's take a listen.
[chanting] Pretty patties! Pretty patties!
Pretty patties?
It's easy to see that Pretty Patties are popular,
but just what is it about them
that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?
They match our purses!
They remind me of home.
Pretty Patties rule!
Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success?
Uh...
I don't know.
How can you make money with such a stupid idea?
And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?
[laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money.
We tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it.
[screams]
But in the end, we decided to just give it all away.
Come again, sir!
I'm getting back in line!
I don't believe it!
[panting]
I gotta see this for me self!
Oh!
Hey, watch it, buddy.
I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty.
You're gonna have to wait in line
like the rest of us.
I never had a line.
There it is!
Your new patty!
Wait, no!
You can't improve the Krabby Patty!
It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon!
Yeah, right. Sensitive to time.
Make me 200 of these, pronto!
Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand-new patties.
Hmm...
[gasping]
Step right up and get your new, improved patties!
[shouting]
[grunts]
Many Secret Patties later...
I'm leaving a good review!
So tasty!
Hmm...
A little bit different, but they taste familiar.
[belching]
Well, that wasn't familiar.
[belching]
You feeling okay?
'Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.
[groaning]
[belching]
[groaning]
What's going on?
[Sandy groaning] Oh...
I never should've eaten four.
Ugh! Agh!
[belching]
[growling]
The new patties!
They're making everyone change!
[groaning]
Oh! I gotta get out of here!
Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
Maybe I'll pass on this patty.
- Try this! - Oh!
[groaning]
Bite my buns.
[snoring]
[classical music playing]
[whistling]
[classical music playing]
Hmm?
Hmm...
[classical music playing]
If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one!
You're dancing with the crab man now!
Join me, boy, or you're fired!
It doesn't seem right...
but it feels so good!
Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings
in my office!
Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it
with me gym socks!
[SpongeBob giggling]
[Mr. Krabs] Why, that's the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned!
I call it the "Nasty Patty".
[giggling]
Hey, hurry up with that patty!
Here you are, sir, enjoy.
[sighs] Hello, delicious.
Come to papa.
[choking]
Listen, he ate it!
Oh, look at him choke!
[laughing]
Look at him suffer!
[laughing]
[choking]
Did you see that, boy?
Oh man, the look on his face!
[groans]
[buzzing]
[laughing]
SpongeBob ready for launch!
[imitating rocket engines]
Mmh... Mmh...
[SpongeBob] Yum! Hmm...
Oh, yeah!
Mmh... Mh...!
Hey, buddy, what the heck is that?
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
You see, I am a sponge, and we typically--
Not that. That!
It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a "Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly."
Could I try some?
Sure!
Amazing!
I've got to tell someone about this!
♪ Hey all you people! Hey all you people! ♪
♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly! ♪
♪ Hey, man, you've got To try this sandwich! ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea! ♪
[scat singing]
♪ Yeah! ♪
Thank you!
SpongeBob!
Who's playing Squidward's records again?
No one, Mr. Krabs.
I was just sharing my jellyfish jelly
with the customers.
Mmh...
Goodness!
Here, Mr. Krabs, send your taste buds on a journey.
[sniffing]
Messing with the Patty's formula?
That's mutiny! Why, I oughta...
Sir, this is the greatest thing I've ever eaten.
I'm going to come back here for lunch
every day for the rest of my life.
Hey, buddy, you alright?
[mumbling]
You okay, Mr. K?