So we've been out of the country for a couple of weeks
And we missed a bunch of Kpop Music Mondays
And a bunch of Kpop MVs
We're gonna play catch up today
and talk about the videos that we missed
First up let's talk about Taeyang's "Eyes, nose, lips"
[Song playing]
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
knees and toes, knees and toes
Let us begin with Shirtless McShirtlesson
Nipples McWipples
Tailor Lautner's competition
Belly Button's Glore
I-Don't-Own-A-Shirt Why-Do-You-Ask-Magee
Time-to-Play-Catch-A-Greasy-Pig-Contest
I don't even understand what that means
You know there is a cartoon
in which there is a greasy pig and you gotta catch a greasy pig
what does it have to do with Taeyang
Well because he is always so shiny
and glossy
[M]*sings SHINee's "Juliette" [S]He doesn't just walk around shirtless
He lubes up before he goes into the world
*slurp* I am ready to enter the world
besides being distracted by the entire video of shirtless Taeyang
I bring that up because that is the entire video
Pretty much the exact same thing as D'Angelo's "How does it feel"
If anybody remembers that video
except in that video
You didn't actually see below his waist
while here you do see Taeyang's pants
and I remember the rumor
of D'angelo's video
was that he was receiving some personal satisfaction below
that's why the camera didn't go down
that's why he go like "WHAAAAA"
Like that. We don't see that in Taeyang's video
This is more of a Kpop audience
Trying to keep it a bit more family-friendly
that's right. Just shirtlesness
Just shirtlesness and pants and some exploding signs in the background
I actually really like the song
When I first heard it I was kind of like "meh"
and then the 2nd time I heard it
right away, and SooZee and I had a really good laugh about this
we both did the same thing
we were like "Eyes, nose, lips" there's this thing you do when you listen to Taeyang
where you kind of do this like... ugh...
That kind of vibe
I don't know what it is about him but I actually like the song
it's my favorite song of the album, actually
I didn't like it as much as his last album
Aaah~
Next up on our list is GotChil with "A"
[Song playing]
And by GotChil do you mean Got7?
G.O.T.seven
GotChil. Got Chil is a Schwarzenegger
Get to the chopper
I'm a cop, you idiot
Who iz yo daddy and what doez he do?
Consider this a divorce
Screw you
ok, so do you remember Got7 came out with the "Girls, Girls, Girls" video?
Yes and we did not like that video
I was not a fan of it what so ever
But this is a totally different video
And I like this a lot more than their debut
Ok this is probably my favorite actual MV on the list
Ok, so it's under JYP, aren't they?
Yes
*whispers* JYP
I didn't hear any whispering
The MV was awesome
We complain a lot about how we get bored of MVs because it's this one box set
with lights and shining floors
Like some other videos that we're going to talk about on this list
And it's not like the video is not good
it's that these other videos are like "I've seen this over and over and over again"
So when the video is like this
It's multiple sets being changed
The original first set at the cafe
that one is obviously a set
But it's still different than what you're used to
They interact with the set diffeently
They edit it differently as well
And the part with the menus
when they do the pull down and stuff
it's an interesting video
I tell you one thing, though
I'm about to open up a coffee shop here
If a bunch of good looking teenage boys come running up into my shop
and jumping on the tables and what not
I'm not gonna be lookin at them
like "Oh my God cute boys"
GUESS WHO IS GETTING KICKED OUT!
BAN FOR LIFE
That's what's happening
I don't care if you're under JYP
You're not under my roof any more
You're getting out
And if I have a barista
That just seems like "Oh my God, cute boys"
Guess who is getting fired!
YOU!
DO NOT APPLY FOR MY JOB
Get out. Out.
Both of you out
Should we get you a cane so that you can yell at people and call them hooligans?
I really like the clothing in this video
Is this the first time I've ever seen a kpop band look normal
and good?
Yeah I think K-pop hip-hop style just seems so fake a lot of the times
but this actually looked fashionable, they looked well dressed
but they didn't look really bizarre like hot garbage that's thrown at a lot of Kpop artists
what are they called? Not choreographers, fashion designers?
Fashion... Fashion... no they're called fashion terrorists because they work for SM
They're called...
[silence]
SOOOOOOZEEEEEE
What do you call the people on the music video that dress you?
The fash... what? Stylists
Stylist, thank you SooZee
Stylist here deserves a raise
The stylists is great
And now for something completely different
Those of you who are fans of U-kiss
Might have known that U-kiss came out with a video lately that has been causing quite a bit of a stir in the Kpop scene
We're talking about "Quit playing"
[Song playing]
Now we're not into reaction videos here at EYK
But Simon has never seen this video yet
I legitimately have not seen this video
Martina kept on trying to make me see this video
But I said "No, I'm going to save it for a video"
Today is the day
Even though the video has been out for like 3 weeks or so
I'm going to watch this video
And see what all the fuss is all about
Here we go
That was Kevin
Did he just touch her boobie?
Yeah he touched. That was a boobie touch
That was. I watched it 3 times over to make sure
and that was a boobie touch
That wasn't a stunt double hand that came in there and just like boobie touched it?
No. Well it could have been a stunt... We need a stunt hand. I volunteer
Pick me!
They just said "Nasty"
[Martina screams] AAAAHAHAHA ELI NO!
[Tchaikovsky - Waltz of the Flowers playing]
Ok, so initial thoughts on this video: it seems like Ukiss has a new branding change
They're no longer U-kiss
They are now known as U-sex
Which is like Ubiquitous Superstar
Exceptional
Good luck with that
Xalophones? [S]Xiahhhhst~
When you first told me about how this video was very different
Let me say. I was expecting a lot more
So I over-hyped it for you
You over-hyped it for me
When I watched the video
And I know that they're adults
And they're allowed to do these things
But it felt really shocking
I was kind of like "What are you? What is happening? no~"
They went from videos that had no girls in them what so ever
to a video that had A girl in it
to like "let's have a threesome"
I think it finally makes sense
Because in so many Kpop videos you see boys all fighting over the same girl
U-kiss is beyond all the fighting
Let's not fight. We're bros
Let's just all share the same girl
And I don't know if you caught the plot
because I watched this video like 5 times
I'm sorry, was there a plot to this?
Yes. There was. [S]U-sex. plot finished
Start and finish
let me use the ovarie and sperm
No.
Can I just say I actually liked the song better than the video?
Great song, right?
Now despite all the scandals that come with the video
People are like "oh it's too sexy"
I actually thought it was tastefully done
More sensual
Yeah more sensual. Like I thought it was the art realm of sexiness
We give U-kiss' video two sperms up
And the fangirls
Here are your ovaries
And your sperms
Next up on our list we're gonna talk about batoost "Good luck" and "No More"
[Song playing]
Yes, I know we're talking about two MVs but there is a reason for it
we actually like the song of "Good Luck" better, than the video
but we liked the video better in "No more"
So I kind of wanna converge the two together
You take the song from one and the video of another
put them together
and you have something awesome
Ok, the video for "No More" was really interesting.
It was like an instagram kind of story.. [S]Beastagram
That's right, Beastagram
I thought it was clever
It was one of the most original videos that I've seen in a very long time
For K-pop
Yeah, for K-pop that is
And it was a really good way to talk about what's happening in the society nowadays
with people just facebook stalking and instagram stalking
While "good luck" on the other hand..
I thought was an awesome song
except for the 1st part of it
Of the 45 seconds of violin playing?
But the rest of the song was good
Except for the rap in the song
Which was also plbrbbbb
But all of the singing of the song was really good
I know people get really sensitive when we discuss English in Kpop songs
But here is what I don't get
Do you really think
Someone who doesn't speak English
Would say "You know what? I really could go for rapping in English"
"I would really feel like some English raps right now"
Listen
Why are you forcing this role upon somebody else
Would you choose to speak Korean if you could sing in a song?
And you could choose Polish, English or Korean?
What would you choose?
I'd pick English coz that's my language
I'm comfortable with that
I don't understand what he's saying
most of the time in that song either
Jun.K from 2PM
He had a solo song
And at the beginning of it he says "drop the beat"
and then it does *quiet piano imitation*
It's like a piano
I'm sorry, do you understand what dropping the beat means?
It doesn't mean: play a tiny piano
It mean: BWOWOWOWOWOW
That's called dropping the bass
You know what I'm saying
Actually I doesn't know English either
shouldn't use its
Anyhow the rest of "Good luck" as a song where they're singing together
Great. Love it. Lots of energy.
Lots of fun.
as for "No more"
It's kind of a generic ballad for me personally
So I don't really remember it very much
Video - cool
But the video is cool
Check out the video
This is what you've got to do:
You gotta play "Good Luck" on the one hand
Then minimize the screen
and then mute "no more"
and then watch it. You get the best of both worlds
I'd like to challenge you to tell me
What the hell the plot in "Good Luck" was
Dude gets stabbed and then coins and then there's... [S] The Lannisters send their regards
AAAAAAH
One of the most not sensing of videos
My English
Berry uneven
So that's it for our wrap up
we're gonna talk about a few more bands in our blogpost
Including AOA, MAMAMOO and Jong Joon Young
Who rocketed up to the 1st place
I didn't know who that was
But we're going to talk about it in our blogpost
But his name isn't Mamamoooooo
I know. Do you know what mamamoo means?
Yes.
What does it mean?
It's a female cow
Really?
It's the mamma moo
No it's not
but that was a Really good guess!
Good job!
Too much coffee
*screams* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ELI NO!