thanks for coming mr. Zuckerberg how are
you just a sec mom could you get me my
Frodo ring I want it here yeah now that
we got the ring sorted out we can move
on to the topic at hand which is the
concerns that have been raised need
water okay now as I was saying there's
been a lot of concern about people's
private information in Hell okay how
about you just chug the water I want you
to cut it off are you blowing bubbles
I'm gonna have to spank you
hey now you're good I swear it's like
he's got a mask on listen kid blink if
you're not a lamp we'd like you to make
a little smile just to show that you can
oh good heavens that that that's just
horrible to stop that Sun for the rest
of the day will you not do that please
so I have to admit that all of this is
just boring as beans and then what are
we and what am i corner asked you pal oh
yeah
so when I have the face book then do I
also have the Internet yeah you do
mm-hmm-hmm I just like everyone to know
that my van is for sale great yeah I
mean I don't know how you feel about
that but if you guys are kind of like
drive it and stuffed and yeah I
appreciate what a bang no wait cuz this
this van I mean it's special
no no hey I'll send you a picture and
you'll say I want this in my driveway no
please don't send anything well I guess
you're stupid it's just a van I told you
it's a special van do you think that I
might need to shave my head for a
Frenchman because some people have said
me shave your head what do you think
just say no I will not do that okay
mr. Zuckerman World War one was awful do
you agree yes well why are we even here
then senator Graham shooting you to be
only with me Judy you are senator Graham
huh you got any questions for me or I'll
shoot see what happened there is you
guys caught me singing Judy and
moonlight because I really like it it's
a really great song because Judy
moonlight as the one the song is about
didi oh hey ask me something
what dude like your heart rate I'll get
back to you about that it's my time
can't we be friends later no I mean no
we probably shouldn't would you say that
if I lived in a tree house I doubt it
have you ever smelled a girl's feet
because I imagined me and you could be
doing that at some point no what's the
problem little friend don't try to get
in my Porsche again but I really like
you
mr. Facebook man lift your hand out like
this boy swing it out like this you
think it's hard
believe me I could hold a hand in the
air all day you see it I see it
this tradition where I'm from the stare
at the outstretched hand
that's for having your hair like that
hey I'll go bro do you worry about those
little weenies you get from barb from
downstairs well I do not want that to be
a thing a really man I think people will
find you more fun if you open your mind
about the little weenies
I doubt that over here sorry kid I
forget your name bo jang bogo me bugatti
that's weird
yeah what is that Flemish or French or
Japanese alright yo okay oh good hang
buddy who hang you have a bean head well
really that's great
that kind of reminds me of how I knew
Einstein back when I was just a kid now
go to his apartment and dude had a green
bean back I wish that was right yeah and
he had this deal where you could also
make all the chocolate milk you liked
you know I can tell you what Einstein
would have said about Facebook
horse manure pile that's cool
turd satchel remember those are
einstein's words hey Mark do you have a
painfull screw no do not what you will
in time
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