Making your way evil today sure does take a lot
Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got
Wouldn't you like to rule a place?
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody hates your face
and the villains share your rage
you wanna be in the evil seat
Heros are all the same
You wanna go where everybody hates your face
Holy Crap it's Batman!
Hey what's up
Found your little club house
And who's fault is that I wonder
Don't look at me! I left my car at the bottom of the ocean
Well he tracked someone here!
You can thank Harley Quinn for that. I put a tracking device up her nose
Don't worry goes to hell gross her in that little suicide squad led me straight here
What anyways bunch of big bad bosses all in the same room this must be my lucky day or you're worse nightmare
oh
I hate when the hero invades the lab they're always like you're going to pay for that thing you did or it ends tonight
Doctor ways evil doers I mean it's like get a different hobby right they never do
No they just foil your plans and keep getting in your way
Hero you know what heroes are Batman a bunch of bully yeah I'm a bully
bully for justice so are we gonna do this or you can all just sit there like a bunch of sissies I
I think it's time we eliminate this intruder
Zod with pleasure
Two things last time I checked that guy was doomsday and second is that the best you can do
kill him now we are talking
I'm afraid I can't do that Cobra Commander What Batman has overwritten my function
Cureses !!!
Batarang Oh you haven't seen the last of me Batman
What the
What do you got? Oh, please don't hurt me detective you just got decoyed
Are you sure you don't want to get in on this Thanos nah still not my time anyone dont matter borrowing this
Oh now we are talking
Okay now this is just getting ridiculous
because i am batman shot in the face
Finally i got you
oh come on
Look at you go have a laugh now and then
I think he's punching him back in time wait'll you get a load of me
Should we try to stop him not in this case no I don't think so
Are you done
Good ........good......
You have done well Batman yes I know
Thanks for noticing yes I can feel your anger
Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side where becomes stop you right there ankles
I'm already on the dark side The Dark Knight
duh so be it
Dark Knight
May, I present to you your one weakness
hello batman hello batman
What is this the ladies oh no ?
Yes, I know you cannot resist
I trust them to easily it is your destiny
whats up ah
Baby you want to know my secret identity
what the Harley how did you get back there
What happened what the where am i
You are at the end Batman
welcome to the wine cellar of doom
where I keep my most evil of spirits as well as a good friend of mine who just
can't wait to meet you do you know
Jaws
Hi batman i am so looking forward to eating you
I'm afraid will this change lower you into the water
Jaws is going to have all the bat he can eat
No shark repellent for you this time batman we look forward to watching your demise
But it's too bad we won't be able to see it
As standard villain practices go we must now conveniently leave the room and assume that the killing device achieves its purpose
That and because it's also closing time and I'm ready to go home
Come along shows over
goodbye batman
Batman come on down
Not dinner
Almost there
That's when I escaped
Just like that yep just like that how, well cuz I'm Batman you didn't have any help nope nobody
Nope just me
No help whatsoever
well that, was quite a story yep
And all the bad guys got away well I don't think that's the important issue I think the important thing is that I escaped
And i still know, where their secret hangout is and I can still catch them all
You need more of us to go with you next time don't you, oh my gosh yes please
I barely made out there alive
Says you just hold down the reset button I am Emperor Palpatine what is it how
Well I dream I don't care just open the blasted door. Oh
This is taking forever
Hero are so anoying
name is jet and Steve Trevor
and I'm a spy
and I can't help but notice that I am surrounded by thousands of beautiful women
I feel like I have died and gone to spy heaven. Okay? Let's remove the room I want to stay here
I'm going mother
Someone has to stop. Aries you know that if you choose to leave you can never return
Who will I be if I stay I know a girl from an island. She stand apart from the crowd
She helps the seas and a . Oh I'm sorry this is the wrong Island my mistake
i am Diana
What's she playing at shot that naked women
She is taking all the bullets lets go i am in this war too
This totally unfair
Is that a sword in your dress or are you just happy to see me
it's both what Diana no
Well screw this
Diana
What
What are you saying
What are you? Doing? I have to go? I said can't hear you my ears are ringing
I said I have to go blow up that plane to save everyone I can do it no really I want to it's fine
Whatever it is I can do it no Diana
I can save today
you can save the world really I can do it
I have a invisible plane you have a what ?
Of course you have that why wouldn't you
That girl is such a merysue
Yeah she's pretty LP
And that's the end
So don't you want to ask questions and pick apart my story
No, I'm just really happy we get to hang out me too, well this is surprising thank you no problem
So you took out the plane yeah I took out the plane because things were getting way too
Captain America what do you mean you're like Captain America
You just carry a shield with a star in it fought in a world war and had a boyfriend named Steve that was gonna sacrifice
Himself in a plane. Oh I see it now I don't care if you are like Captain America
I think you're inspiring unlike some other superhero I know right the boys make everything so dark and depressing
Hey ladies you want to know my secret identity ew gross
No thank you I'm friends with my dad hey Diana you ready to get started or what it's time to assemble I mean
It's time to unite the league what's he doing here. Oh I forgot I got to go help the boys with this thing go fight Superman
Demon wasp people it's really important to them but Green Lantern shows up too it's gonna be sick
Sounds cool actually can we come. Oh, I'm sorry
see, the Justice League is really just us you know the just us League
Hey, you get it fine whatever or loss I said to just us League oh we get it and I'm and I'm the boss
do you know why
Because I'm not always about you Bruce
What is that? Oh that that's my wiener hmm wiener
All great parodies
start with a skippable add
the new well snuggle
We're pretentious does the art skippable comes sometimes that that pop-up head because those are still around
475 Scoob
Is he or is it he she I she I don't know it all sounds like a sneeze
How the Lego Batman move should have ended ?
Now we are talking
well that is stupid
Joker please
help us no
I'm not gonna help you at least if the city is destroyed I'll go out knowing I'm your greatest enemy shut up
you're not my greatest enemy yeah you've been very clear about that No
You're more than that
You're the reason I getup in the
Dont worry Bruce
He will pass a ride with alright Justice League let's save the day
right no you guys doing here saving your butt Wonder Woman blasts, oh
gosh no no
Now everybody fine you just about yeah
now throw those criminals back in prison
This was my
Let's go
You haven't seen the last of me Batman I know what happened here doesn't count we did it
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no you're welcome wow?
that was amazing stole my victory Cal now let's talk about how you stole my Phantom Zone projector
I don't want to play anymore what why this is fun can't just swoop in here and save the day
This is my story your story yes my story check the name on the box
B-A-T-M-A-Me I sing a song about it everything. Oh i heard the song
Your catchphrase was very obvious I had this whole epic moment happening the town was literally divided and we were gonna have to come together
to save ourselves
It was extremely touching and very relevant to the times
And you ruined it you, also came into my house smashed all my crystals with my father's
Memories taught a child to steal from me and then released literally every criminal out of prison
Yeah
I forgot I smashed your family's memories
That was hilarious, oh you want hilarious how about I sing your theme song really not necessary
Beacaus I am batman
Who has no power?
Who's is afraid of snake clones
Who's addicted to caffeine
Not bad bad you wash your face give me those
What's wrong with you you're no fun a pewter?
Change Password Cal el sucks Batman we don't use the word sucks that's not nice oh come on Alfie
stupid saying
Superman superman i must ask you a question
You guys have a question ? why does your mouth look fake
Hold
Ah mother At last
Great job everyone. This is exactly why we constantly train for battle
You're out of your mind Batman I mean Bruce Wayne I mean Batman
I came here only to do two things
look masculine and talk to fish
I'm all out of fish
Okay so I'm gonna look masculine Wow
We need you Victor and maybe you need us to I'm actually already part of another team what
Cyborg the lives of the innocent are in danger it's time to act
yes
There is an evil wolf that does steppin upon us and we're gonna stop them for whatever
Hey, wonder woman where are you going looking so hot my eyes are up here guys
I know you guys are already to do battle but I haven't actully done battle
Step one
What ?
Step one, what are you talking about
I don't know how ?
Here don't talk do thing take the sword
Stab that guy do it now will you
I am so not comfortable with this
Right yeah we'll protect the mother box on
What about Superman it is fine I took care of it
Oh that's, so sweet I'm so happy for them so how did you know Louis was the key again usual thing.
When in the past
Wait what which reminds me I need you to tell me once the key are you gonna?
travel I have a lot of questions about the things
There is no time let's get ready here he comes Steppenwolf
Where is my mother
I am so cool
Now about that time travel thing
Great job everyone we saved the world
Flash kill the guy yeah I killed Steppenwolf with a trident yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that
You should probably stop murdering all the bad guys
Oh, is that not like our thing anymore I thought that was the thing we do well we finally did it
we finally showed the world bizarre your facial hair is just too distracting if we could just
There we go
that's better
as I was saying we finally showed the world that real heroes do exist now the world can be inspired again because we are
great role models we did not even close
Yeah, I think we sort of rushed a team hero story with a seriously divided Superman origin
Or nope the name of Superman is fine because I'm a beacon of hope and inspiration
When did you say inspiring things exactly let's not go there
maybe the eighties dude I talked to that kid about hope being like his car keys yeah you
Also talked about death being itchy and like
Really weird well at least I didn't let my best friend's mom lose her house while I was too busy building a Quinn jet hey
I bought your mom's pink right at the end oh because that was easier this is off to a great start
we have to be better guys there are much larger villains out there than stubborn wolf like who like Darkseid no
like me
What who's that I in your demise?
I am your destruction
The flare of franchise
I am Martha
Why did you say that name
Everyone okay, ya i am fine
Why the cafe?
It was loved by millions it was and you allowed it to be ruined?
You thought your mere presence with all it took it appears his models come from another universe which universe not sure
like a unicorn
I will destroy it all
If you refuse to world build then you don't desert a world at all you can't win Martha
It's six versus one make that seven
Ya green lanterns here
I'm a little late to the party but better late than never do you who's Steve
Sounds amazing. I'm sorry you look just like my can I call you Steve, as you wish
Excuse me you're too late you're all too late you'll never be the heroes everyone loves again
The damage is done and you lost
lost
All because of the my team Marth, oh my gosh I'm so over this Martha thing Justice League
huddle
flash you take Diana's lasso and bind Martha's ankles cyborg you grab his arms Aquaman
go till all the tuna together all the jellyfish they can find are you serious no
You helpe Cyborg then Green Lantern and Diana take turns hitting
I'm sorry, wait why are you the leader again what I said why are you the leader?
Because I'm batman I know I just I don't care I just wanted you to do you think we don't have time for this
We are doing bruce plan, ready? break
You just got served some justice oh my gosh have we learned nothing
You better not be wasting my time, we have to level the playing field mr. Wilson to put it plainly
shouldn't we have a lead tomorrow
Extra we already have that
What the where did you come from?
Wow this is amazing? I can't believe this is actually already a thing thank you for inviting
Oh, you aren't actually welcome here yeah we just wanted you to know it exists
Banza you guys brought me here just to throw me out yep
that's so
evil
So did you see that Teen Titans thing
yes
I did so why'd you think I think Robin better watches rated our mouths before he gets punched in it no not that Titans thing
No, I'm talking about the cartoon movie. Oh that then movie about superheroes wanting to be in the movies instead of actually being heroes
Yes, wasn't it great? I don't know what no way
I thought it was super fun I laughed so many times just felt like a bunch of poop and fart jokes to me it wasn't
Serious at all like where's the darkness where's the intense villain I think we've had plenty of dark and intense
I mean what's wrong with bright and colourful nothing but it seems like everything is going to bright and comical route shazam
Aquaman you think Aquaman looks like a comedy looking comical and being a comedy are two totally different things
What's wrong with Aquaman nothing? I'm sure fighting fish Eminem is gonna be the greatest story ever told
Shame on you you are in a mood today I'm just tired of the inconsistency
One day we're dark the next we're epic then Aquaman is trying to be lord of the water rings
Suddenly Robins dropping f-bombs and Shazam is flossing I'm just like
What are we doing keeping it fun and you should be happy the Teen Titans made you look like the king superhero well
That's because I am The King superhero do you know I know I know what you're gonna do right now
yes
I do know what just because you have Alfred yes I know I don't need your catchphrase
every other sentence well at least it's not Robins catchphrase
stop it you didn't like that try to person that fights crime yells cracking hey honey ja, ja
I thought that was hysterical
Well tell you who says something like that a crazy person that's who you are being way too?
Judgmental and you're being way too easy on that story
Oh, I'm sorry. I really enjoyed the comedic cartoon movie
I think maybe you forgot what movie you bought tickets for it was supposed to be light and silly yeah I was really light and
Silly, when they ran over that Michael Bolton. Jenna left him to die on the road I'm I'm sure he's fine
Can't feel my legs he also left those unknown guys to die in that Dark Dimension
that was a joke and
they use time travel to totally save my parents but then use it again to make sure they died for real the second time oh
I see, now why you didn't like that story how do you have time travel and not use it for good and call yourself a hero
let me try to explain this to you
they are
Teenagers or reckless I think we just agree to disagree on this one yeah whatever
You see I'm moving yet yes. I did nice one guys, I loved every second of it Titans victory dance
Not Superman though he thought it sucked what
Do you think this helmet makes me look stupid?
No
You
You look totally awsome
Oh
My dearest to my love with all my heart now that I had destroyed your house I must go back and marry the man
I originally ran away from to make more babies because reasons or maybe you could just not
do that you mean
stay yeah I mean it took them like what two years
To finally find us here, we could just move inland and they probably never find this, okay?
This is a trident don't count the points
It's a trident and you're going to learn. How to use it until you do your name sharkbait
Help him he is trapped you can't leave him like this
I'm not leaving anyone taking you to jail Wow
I'm very disappointed in you son I'm gonna need that knife back
Arthur you're being tried for being our mother's firstborn and not caring about our fish ways, what's saved ?
I said what say you?
I see
Here fishy fishy fishy fishy
What the
Oh my gash stop it is too many of them
What is this place it's the Ring of Fire Sharkbait
Hold on I'm gonna crashes in the lava
There now they'll think we're dead, quick hide in this whale
Oh man they crashed in the lava they must be dead, well did somebody check the tracking device. Oh yeah hey is there inside that whale right now oh
Freeze sucker
Oh man
I'm just a dude trying to do what's right now that's not good enough
Screw you if you can take the Trident from acklin's grip then you shall be Dori I got this
what the
Because I'm batman
Hey, Jase, what's up it's been long time?
No no no no no I do not accept this well you kept telling that squid monster thing how much you were nobody
So I figured I'll just take it stole my victory Bruce hey, what's up. I'm batman you wanna? Know my secret identity?
Is it Bruce ?
Oh you heard him say that did you hmm this is outrageous
you cannot wheel Detroit it oh yes I can
Did you did you not hear me at the waterfall why are you wearing those clothes did you take them off of a dead person
Wait he obviously didn't need them. Anymore isn't that like grave robbing
Oh, so if I do it it's rude but if Aquaman, does it it's totally cool
Yeah just give me back. My trident the ocean master must be stopped what for
Superman can handle it yeah I got this no worries
Atlantas Arise, your helmet is stupid
See
Justice League bro. Yeah I thought we started something here you can't just be going rogue on us now yeah where's
Diana where's flash where's cyborg I don't know having their own adventures look I'm not going rogue I'm having my own
origin story
that also takes place after our team-up story nobody wants that
Justice League man
Nice one you must be so proud
See, what I mean they're devastated could it be that. Maybe you guys are just a teeny bit jealous?
No jealous, what would we ever have to be jealous about but everyone expected Aquaman to be lame
And I made it look epic and exciting, no that's great, where is it that I single-handedly made over a billion dollars no
Billion dollars so happy for you
Oh, I know what it is there's really no need to explore this yes because both my parents are still alive
how do you and their names are Martha Wow
Why would you say that I lost both my dad we both don't have our parents. I still have my mom, but Aquaman has both of them
Yeah
Permission to come aboard
Too sexy, too sexy , too sexy