- Ow!
(laughs)
Why, for what?
- 'Cause that helps you, I know it does.
(upbeat music)
- This week on GMM,
we are playing a game involving Australian slang
which gave Mike and Alex the idea
to play with something very Australian, the boomerang.
So they're going to test
their boomerang throwing and hunting skills
out on the streets of Burbank.
- It's boomerang day!
- Ooooh!! - Ay ay ay ay ay!
- Yeah, Rhett and Link, they aye,
a couple of mates of mine,
they're going down there,
they joking about a bit
of slang today. - Going down there, yeah.
- Down under, a little down under slang.
So I figured we'd go and we'd toss some ringers.
- Boomerangs are probably the coolest
but scariest thing I can think of.
- [Alex] Really?
- [Mike] You throw that thing and it's great,
you see it soaring through the air,
everyone'll be cheering and stuff,
then it comes swinging back around at you,
and it's the scariest thing in the world.
- You know oddly enough,
I know a little bit about boomos.
They were an aboriginal hunting tool.
Some of the native Australians,
they use those to hunt small game.
- My sister went to Australia when she was younger
and she brought me back a real boomerang.
- My sister brought me a real boomerang.
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
- We are also doing an international spice taste test
and the punishment of that episode
is a 25 spice milkshake
so Lizzie is putting 25 spices inside a milkshake.
- Okay, so I guess I just need to pick 25 spices
and put them in this.
Classic ice cream scoop.
Okay.
That's not good, that tastes like chalk.
Let's start with,
these are just leaves so I don't know.
I mean I assume they're safe to eat.
Assorted chili pepper, now we're getting exciting.
All spice, seven,
oops that was a lot.
Onion powder,
cumin, 14,
turmeric,
16, that was a lot.
Bay leaves,
it smells like a mess.
I'm not really sure how much milk
you're supposed to add to a milkshake
but we'll start there.
(grinding)
It smells like when you pull stuff
out of the garbage disposal.
That's not good.
All done.
- G'day, mate.
- G'day.
- How are ya
- Been doing good now.
- Alright.
- I don't know how to do that.
- I think we start from easiest.
I'm just making the assumption the more blades,
the easier it'll be.
- What if I throw it over the fence?
- [Alex] We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
- [Mike] Oh god.
- Oh, I thought it was gonna come back.
Maybe, we're automatically naturals,
we're really good at it.
So we shouldn't even be using the children's one.
- I think I just disproved that.
Which way do you throw this?
- [Alex] That way.
- Like this?
- [Alex] Yes.
- Really?
- Listen, I don't know but it seems right to me right now.
- [Mike] I'm not very good at this.
See, they just like to go up.
- [Alex] Oh my, that's in the rose.
- My god, man.
Alright, he's gonna be outside there already.
I'm not scared to throw it as hard as I want.
So I'm just gonna do it.
(laughter)
Oh no, oh no.
He's gonna be so mad.
What do we (laughs)
what do we do?
- What happened?
Oh dude, what the heck, dude,
that's our best one.
What did you do?
- [Mike] Oh no, easy brother.
What the heck?
- Yay!
- [Mike] You did it, man.
- Ow! - I'm sorry.
- We need more ideal conditions than this.
This is not a good look, man.
- The Oscars, they're tomorrow if you're watching this today
which is the day when it comes out
so we're doing an episode all about Oscar party food hacks
and one of those food hacks
is a Ryan Deviled Gosling Egg platter
so Colin and Kevin are making that right now.
- Do you know how much goose eggs cost?
- No.
- They're $30.
- An egg?
- An egg, yeah.
- They're big eggs, right?
- They're big, yeah, they're really big
but the guy only had two anyway,
'cause they're not laying right now.
- So what you're saying is we're gonna make
Ryan Gosling eggs out of regular eggs?
- Yeah.
Thank you, perfect.
- I'm gonna peel this in one move.
- [Colin] Okay.
- Ow, do you hear that? - What is that?
- That's my knuckle.
Ow!
I got the yolk out though.
- Oh my god, that's so much easier.
Crushed it.
- Oh!
Dude, this is genius.
This is the smartest thing I've ever done.
Dude, it is harder than it looks.
- I'm a freaking egg genius.
A dollop will do ya,
two dollops will do you even better.
- [Colin] Yeah, that looks pretty good actually.
- It smells better 'cause of the mustard.
- Oh, I hate mustard smell too.
- I love mustard.
- So I think we just need like a thin,
yeah, just like a solid base.
Yeah.
- [Kevin] And then you just do the paprika
in all the open areas?
- [Colin] Yeah, just dump it out.
Nice.
- Just a little touch ups.
- [Colin] Yeah, we'll fix his fohawk a little bit.
That looks like Ryan Gosling a little bit.
- [Kevin] It does kinda, yeah.
- Stop that.
- You know what I like about this?
- Hmmm?
- Lot harder to miss.
The point of these guys is to kill small game.
See these sharp edges?
- Yeah, I see 'em.
- Take a wombat's head clean off.
- You think so?
- We don't have a wombat.
We have a non descript bottle of sparkling water over there.
- There's no way it's getting away from me
in this hallway.
Okay, you ready?
- [Alex] Oh, you're so close.
- Why is this?
It's three feet away from me and I can't hit it.
Oh!
- What the heck?
I noticed you got a three inch thick bottle.
- It wrapped right around it, dude.
- Oh, yes! - Look at that!
- It went right through this, too.
- Whoa, my god, that is insane!
- I'm strong as heck.
- Top o the morning to you, mate.
Would you like some coffee?
- Sort of.
- You're gonna give me the power?
I'm sorry
that's not gonna help anybody. - What the heck?
Disgusting.
I don't think a boomerang's ever killed a glass animal.
Oh, one!
- One egg.
I hit one egg.
How is that possible?
I don't know if that counts
but you got one as well. - Is that one as well?
You ready?
- Yeah, this is,
this is so smart, dude.
- [Mike] You look like a midwestern unicorn.
(laughs)
Woo!
- Nice shot, man. - How do you feel?
- It was really scary.
- That was wild.
- My eyes were closed,
the whole time I swear I was just going like this
the whole time.
How do you feel about this?
- [Mike] Not great.
- Your eye's closed or open?
- [Mike] Open.
- Oh, you're wild.
I just took the top off so stay still.
- Ah! - Oh, that was a good one.
- I felt it all over me, dude.
Hey, we got pretty good at this.
- Not bad at all.
- Boomerangs are easy, man.
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