♪ It's an all night party That we're getting into ♪
♪ If you think it's all over Then the joke is on you. ♪
♪ It's a dream It's a scene ♪
♪ And it's so brand new ♪
♪ If you think you can stop it Then the joke is on you ♪
Great Northern beans, that was horrible.
I'm sorry, but you don't belong at Hollywood Arts. No.
All right, fellow faculty members
for Trina Vega, let's all carefully check
the no boxes on our forms.
- Agree. - Absolutely.
[beeping]
Interesting. She's tossed some sort of device
onto the floor.
[beeping]
Hey, hey, what's going on?
I don't know.
There seems to be some sort of vapor coming out of--
Trina Vega, yes.
Just marry me.
But I'm supposed to marry somebody else.
You know you don't want to be with him.
I don't know what I want anymore.
I think you do know.
Why do you always have to complicate my life?
I love you.
Juggling.
[music playing]
Whoo! [giggling]
[music playing]
[giggling]
Whoo!
Song and dance.
Hurry!
♪ Bright smile, always glows Pearly whites, a button nose ♪
♪ And I knows Everyone is gonna love me now ♪
♪ A life on the stage is The nail on the head ♪
♪ It's better than fixing a roof
But instead It's probably packed
And they'll probably sing Along ♪
♪ Oh what a girl! What is she singing? ♪
♪ This is my song! I'm the biggest bang ♪
♪ With the mostest zing If you're the hand ♪
♪ I'm the diamond ring By the way ♪
♪ I'm here for the song And the dance whoo hoo! ♪
♪ So, give me one, just one I've already won ♪
♪ All I need is Just one chance ♪
Tori!
What?
I want something.
How can I assist you?
I don't like this song. I need you to change it.
Your phone is right next to you.
Yeah, but I have a pickle in this hand
and a lip gloss in this one.
Now change the song.
Put on some Kesha.
Maybe that'll give my ice cream some luck.
You want some Kesha?
Who puts ketchup on a pickle?!
Kesha!
Oh, yeah, play a Kesha song.
Good. Now go.
Whoa, Tori.
Hey, Cat.
Cool outfit.
Thanks.
What ya got there?
It's my sack of bibble.
It's really heavy so I put it in a wagon.
And you needed to bring all of it to school?
I can't help it.
It's so good.
Can't believe Mason bought you this much.
This isn't even the sack he got me.
- What? - I finished that one.
I went back and bought two more sacks.
I think I might have a bibble problem.
Well, it is pretty good stuff.
Don't touch it!
My bibble.
Hey, Tori, here.
What are- Is that a pair of my underwear?
Yeah. My allergies have been so bad today.
What?
Tissues make my nose red and sore. These are so soft.
[blowing nose]
You've been blowing your nose in my underwear?
Yeah, they're like a giant soft hanky.
Giant?
You look 12 in this pic.
Well, that was the last time I was shot
by a professional photographer.
My brother got shot by a clown.
Why?
Because my brother kept poking him and saying,
"What you gonna do about it, clown? Huh?"
It happened on the bus.
- Answer my phone. - I don't wanna.
You're her assistant so do what she says.
Thank you, Jade.
Never touch me.
[phone ringing]
Why can't you answer your own phone?
It's that guide Lendle, he keeps calling me.
Just answer it.
[sighing]
[phone ringing]
Hello. No, I'm sorry, Trina's...
Dead.
Uh, no, say, "I moved to Canada".
Uh, she moved to Canada, then died.
Yeah. This is her sister, Tori. No, I will not go out with you.
Give me my phone!
Hey, I'm dead for ten seconds
and you're already hitting on my sister?
No, no, you listen to me, Lendle.
Oh, yay. North Star, how can I assist you?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Are you injured?
And your location is? Okay.
Help is on the way. Thanks for calling North Star.
[giggling]
What was that about?
You know, the new phone number I got last week?
Uh-huh.
Well, there must be a glitch or something
cause lots of people who have North Star,
keep calling me.
Wait, I've heard of North Star. Isn't that, um...
An emergency service for people who've just had car accidents.
[giggling]
Oh my God.
It's so exciting and I get to help people who need me.
But how will the paramedics know to go help that guy?
Oh my God, you're right, I should call the paramedics.
[giggling]
♪ Ella es el almuerzo Ella es el almuerzo ♪
Ella es el almuerzo.
El cut!
Everyone takes cinco!
Really nice work. Good job.
Gracias.
That was a great scene, Trina.
Really "high-quality television".
"Top-notch-acting".
Why are you here?! Get out!
No, we wanna watch you act.
Yeah. Does lady cheese boob get away
from the hungry mice children?
Oh, here I am. How's everyone doing today?
Any of y'all wanna talk about what I'm wearing?
It's a... Pajelehoocho!
A jelly-joo-ish-who-what?
Pajelehoocho! They're pajamas! They're jeans! They're leggings!
It's a hoodie! It's a poncho! The Pajelehoocho!
Well, well, would a cute boy like another free sausage pizza
with no green peppers whatsoever?
[laughing]
You're weird.
[laughing]
Yeah, good weird.
So, I don't suppose you want to eat this pizza
all by yourself, do ya?
No.
So, I was thinking maybe I should go inside there
with you, and the two of us could share the--
What's going on?
Whoa, whoa, who's she?
That's my girlfriend.
Oh, so when were you gonna tell me about this?
Can I just have my pizza?
Oh, your p... Yeah, you want your pizza, huh?
Okay, yeah, sure, let me just get that for ya.
We're over!
[barking]
How are we gonna get home?
I don't know.
We can't walk six blocks in our underwear.
Yeah, no kidding.
[sighing] What are we gonna do?
Well, we... we could stay back here and snoodle.
[laughing] Gross.
Says you're supposed to take one of these antibiotics
every six hours.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
- Open your mouth. - I don't want that.
You have to take it or you'll get an infection!
- No, Tori, I want-- - You have to take it!
Put it in that mouth! Put it in that mouth!
Trina!
You gotta take this!
- No! - Yes!
Did you just swing on me?
Maybe.
Take the pill!
No!
It's going in your mouth! I don't care what you say!
Take the antibiotic!
Ha! Ha!
Now swallow it!
That's right! Get it down there! Huh?
[groaning]
[sniffing]
They're right here.
No! Cat! No!
I need my phone! I need my phone!
I need my phone!
[screaming]
I got it!
No!
[screaming]
[laughing]
[radio playing]
Um, Trina, maybe you should pull over
if you're going to put on lip gloss.
Maybe you should talk less.
That's what my dad always says.
[honking]
Shut up!
[honking]
Yeah, I gotta horn, too, buddy!
[honking]
[chiming]
Oh, I think that's your phone.
I know. Find it.
Okay.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
[chiming]
Look under the seat.
You're bossy.
[chiming]
[honking]
Ow!
[chiming]
Watch the girls!
Found your phone!
Then answer it.
[chiming]
Hi, Trina's phone.
Are you on the way back with the solvent?
Tell me you're on your way back with the solvent.
Who's calling?
It's Tori.
Oh, hey, Tori.
- Oh, put her on speaker. - 'Kay-'kay.
Tori, you're on speaker. Trina is also in the car.
Where are you guys?
Relax, we're almost at the factory.
The fa- You're not even there yet?
The show starts in like two hours.
We'll make it.
Oh, punch buggy blue.
Dude!
Ow!
[honking] Shut up!
[honking]
Listen to me. If you two morons aren't back here
before the play starts and I have to go on stage
looking like a zombie, I'm gonna punch
both your buggies! Do you...
I love you too, Grandma. Thanks for the quilt.
Quilt?
[honking]
Shut up! [honking]