[APPLAUSE]
Hello, Rob.
I need game show tips from you.
Well, it's-- all you do is encourage them.
And then when they're wrong, laugh at them.
Oh, I do a lot of that.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I watched the-- it's amazing, to watch people
when they're stressed out.
How the simplest things-- they don't get it right.
Oh, no, no-- so we have--
this is the show, Mental Samurai.
It's like doing Trivial Pursuit, while having
the crap beaten out of you by a centrifugal force arm,
basically.
And so the categories-- see if you can get this.
Here's it is-- 90s beloved sitcoms.
Just that, alone you would probably say Friends, right?
[CROWD CHEERING]
So we have the anagram of the Friends
letters up on the screen.
5 minutes the guy stood--
5 minutes looking at it.
And then finally, it was going in the toilet.
I said, dude, you've got to take a guess, because you're dying.
He goes, dirfens.
[LAUGHTER]
So what you see is amazing.
How'd he get on that show?
I don't-- our casting.
There were thousands of people that
wanted to get on and only hundreds made it.
But it's good to see you.
We are neighbors, and I haven't seen you,
because you've been traveling all over the globe.
You've been in London shooting something.
Africa shooting something.
You've been in Africa, and how was that?
Africa was-- I mean, to go to Africa, just even
to do it is great.
But to shoot a movie in the actual savanna
was a once in a lifetime, really.
And was that--
I saw a picture of you with a knife on your side.
Was that a character. or was that you just walking around
with a knife on your side?
Well, haven't you seen me walk around
our neighborhood with a knife?
I have not.
Now is this, really-- is this you just walking around,
or is this your character?
Which would you like it to be?
I'd like it to be your character.
You'd like it to be--
it is my character.
OK, good.
I went through a whole thing with the prop department,
going, eh, that's a little too Crocodile Dundee.
Can we make it a little smaller?
And that's what we came up with.
Yeah.
So you went on safari though, right?
I did.
Yeah.
And you'd been before with Cheryl, but not with the kids.
Yeah, we went right before we got married, so
going on 29 years ago.
And so this was our first time to take our boys.
And it was-- you know, it's magical.
It's magical.
Yeah, it really is.
I got to run--
because you know, I'm a runner.
Yes.
I got to run on the Serengeti Plain.
And to be able to run on the plain
where man probably first ran, and to look at giraffes,
and to look at bushes and go, I don't
know if I want to go over there-- there could be a tiger.
Well, not a tiger, technically.
Right, no.
Only in Asia.
I'm not an idiot.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, you caught yourself, which is good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
But a lion could be there.
A lion could be there.
That's amazing.
That was risky to run with--
in the Serengeti.
I had to do it.
I just-- I mean, talk about a bucket list,
and something very few people get to do.
It's really--
Your life has been all kinds of bucket list,
because you've been in movies, and TV shows,
and all successful.
Now you just did this live tour, and kind of telling stories
about your life.
And sort of like what you've talked about in your book,
but it's more personal things.
Yeah, it's-- I mean, I was always envious of my friends,
like you.
Your special-- your Netflix special is amazing.
Thank you.
And-- right?
[CROWD CHEERING]
And, you know, I'm not a comedian, per se,
but I am a storyteller.
So I designed something that I can go out and do,
like some of my heroes do.
And it's really taken off.
I'm playing Las Vegas for the first time, which
is really exciting.
I mean--
Yeah, there's a billboard of you.
I understand this means more to you,
almost, than anything you've done your whole career.
I'm-- look, at a certain point, I've been doing it 4 decades.
And there are very few things that get to be new.
And having a billboard of your show on the Las Vegas strip,
puts me back to being an 8-year-old kid
from Ohio, going, I'd like to be in show business.
Yeah.
You sounded like Mike Darnell just now.
You went, look, look.
I mean--
Very inside jokes here, but, really good.
All right.
So Mental Samurai premieres when?
Tomorrow night?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow night on Fox.
On Fox.
And it's quite something to watch, so enjoy it.