An Amazing Intro of an Amazing wierdo (notice me).
[Sun STILL screaming endlessly, please end it's suffering]
MARIO: MAMA MIA! NO!
Mario: [Italian words that i'm too lazy to transelate]
LUIGI: Mama mia. TOAD: *sigh* [Guess we could that Toad got-...Ah forget the joke is old]
Mario: Hey stinky!
Mario: Hey... That's pretty good!
Mario: *More Italian words*
MARIO THE WEED PLANE AT YOUR SURVICE
MAY DAY! MAY DAY- Oh well,he's dead :')
MARIO: *Muffled MAMA F**KER*
OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEAH. [Are those chilidogs or....O-O]
LUIGI: WAAH ooohh no..
MARIO: *MORE ITALIAN--*
*Mario Trolololing around after being a jerk to Toad*
Mario: *Slowed Piched OHOHOHO*
Mario:*Maor Italian giberish*
SMG4: NO!
[The sound of trouble coming closer]
MARIO: Hmm...
MARIO: *Slowed WHOOOOOAAAAAA! Yahoo!* Let's-a-go!
[Mario is not being gentle with the remote]
INCOMINGGG- [May i suggested running???]
WHOAOAH! WAAAAAAAAAAOW!
No shit, Mario [I don't have to change that one,LMAO]
[Don't worry toad I Will ^^]
(F*** it, I'm leaving that in) [Oki dokie,i'mma do this den :D]
*ding*
Luigi:Waaah Mario *crying (kinda)*
Mario: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh
SHIT! [No shit,Sherlock]
(Are we playing Mario galaxy 3?? Bootleg Edition? :D)
*booz*
*Landing on ground*
TOAD: *Toad saying toad gaberish*
Wiggle wiggle wiggle *Smexy music plays as those hot beasts dance*
TOAD: *More toad gaberish*
Toad: YAHOOEE! [Yuoopi for you!]
Toad: OH SHIT [Bruh-]
(DK's Jungle Adventure starts playing)
[How The Hell Does KFC exists in the freakiNG PREHISTROIC TIME--]
YEAH ROAST
[And here we have a leaked footage of Grand dad mania]
*Steven singing like an idoit*
MELLON
*prehistoric steve clamping his jaws* Toad: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Now that i think about it...His head really does look like a mellon-]
*raws* [May I re-suggest running???]
HOLY F**KING SH*T IT'S A DINOSAUR! [No shit]
JESUS CHIRST! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?! [Oh my god i need a full hour of this]
*Smexy roar*
RUN! IT'S GODZILLA [More like Yoshilla!]
LELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELELELLELELEL
FALCON PAWNCH!
[Leaked footage for Super Smash Bros for Nintendo switch-]
[R.I.P Yoshilla,1 Liek- 1 Pray]
HOORAY, DADADAD DA DAH! [You did it,you Saaaaved the world :D]
[All around you are familiar faces]
Cavemen Bros: (Idiot noises)
[BOW TO U LOR N SAVIT R BEFORE I RIP UR BO ENS FF-]
SMG4: AHHH!
[No he's not,Trust me,Shrooms tastes B AD- Don't do drugs kids,Stay at vegetables and eat ur school :D]
Toad: YOU SON OF A B****
*The Sound Of SMG4 Being a jerk to Toad*
(spaghetti) [Made by Jeebus]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anus spaghetti ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [The Sub speaks for itself-]
(Toad) HERE WE GO! YEH! (other noise)
[Please teach me :0]
*Toad Spaking idiot* PINGAS!
Cave Mario and Luigi: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[TAECH ME DAMMIT]
*Slowed THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS ISSSSSSSSS THEEEEE BESTTTTTTTTTTT EVERRRRRRRRR* [KIDS I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO DRUGS!]
*Cavemen on drugs jumping all over and saing wierd shit]
(I've written "noises" more times than I can count) [Understandable,have a good day :D]
SMG4: AHHHH!
Toad:Nooo *More upset Toad gaberish*
(Luigi) Mmm... mamma mia.
Mario: Work, dammit!
Mario: Mama mia [The sound of remote being thrown as he speaks more italian gaberish]
[More italian Gaberish]
Luigi: WAH! [More Italian- Ugh forget it]
Mario: [That's it,I Quite,you all know what he's saying]
[I Swear i though i saw Porn...Kill me ;3;]
[Babies crying]
[ENDLESS SCREAMING]
Ohohahaha! Lacky me! [It's *Lucky,Not lacky,you're welcome]
Oh no! Mario!
[HAPATAOTENRIUHGUITHIGI kill me]
LET'S GO!
Luigi: AVADA KEDAVRA
IMMA FARMER IN MALAYSIA
Mario: OH FUCK!
[B OM]
Mario: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!
Wa-ha! "no". Yahoo!
Luigi: NO!
Mario: Fine!
Eh?
[Goodbye,Cruel World *RIP SUBTILTLE*]
Wahoo!
[Why do i feel like Mario's gonna do a stup-OH GODAMMIT!]
Mario: WOAH!
Mario: Mama mia...
WAAAAAAAAH! "Ah-ha-ho-ho! MARIO"! [YOU IDOIT! YOU SCREWED US ALL!!]
I
SEE
EVERYTHING!
[Mario for the sake of your poor little brain,please don't see everything-]
Deactivating in...3
...2...
...1...
...0
[NOH NOH NAH,AINT GONNA TRASLATE,HAVE A GOOD DAy]
Mamma mia...
(Oh ok! We can call them "Mariugh and Luigar") [bEST NAME 10/10]
(toadiness)
WAAAAAAA! N-n-no!
[Speaks in Idiot language]
(ding!)
[No wonder why Mario's Gay-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [CAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOVE TONIGHTTTT???]
[Toadd shit,Also,please stop,i had enoug with the bros gaberish-]
*Cavemeniness* (om nom nom nom)
Uh, NO!
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
Ooooookey dokey!
AAAH! F*CK!
GREAT!
*More toad gabberish that i'm too lazy to traslate*
(oh crap, it's probably every caveman fav show) [HA GAAA- oh wait wrong show]
(static)
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family
OH MY F*CKING GOD! F*CKING DINOSAURS!
HOLY SH*T!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(Fighting and shit)
Toad: YOLOOOO!
[TEH FEEL Z-]
(SMG4) Awwww.........
Toad: WTF?! GODDAMNIT!
(retarded caveman shit)
ha ha. HA ha ha. ha-ha-ha-HA!
[Toad,can you teach me your shit now pleaaase??]
E.Gugh: What's up?
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
(E. Gugh used rock smash)
(It's super effective) [GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEH]
[BEHOLD HIS TOADNESS IS SPKIN-]
Dear god! Ahh!
Wahoo! Om nom nom. Mamma mia...
[Don't do vegetables,Stay in drugs,eat your school,stay in danger like Mario everyone :D]
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN?!
AH! WAH!
Overused transition, GO!!!
(E-gaddish) [I don't need to change that,it's tooo good-]
Mario: I didn't started it!
MARIO! *B#tch slap*
[HOLY F##KING GOD,MORE ITAILIN SHIT,hoLLY SHIT,WHY THE FUUUUUU-]
It worked! My time machine worked!
[R.I.P me]
(E-gaddish)
[To be honest,I didn't even think of that :D]
MAMMA F***ER!
(E-gaddish)
[GO TURTLE INTENSIFIES]
Yay!!!! [Hurray4u]
[Toad being a jerk to everyone]
(Mario crying) [Awwwe Mario missed you]
(And introducting new friends!)
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! [GRAND ADAAAAAAD-]
[It runs in the family :D]
Mario and Mariugh as true Spaghetti friends! [You shouldn't have fed him that-]
(E-gaddish)
[DON'T CRY,DONUT CRUH-]
[Which are Mario and Luigi's grandfathers...He's gay confirmed]
(HOLY CRAP MARIUGH FIRST WORDS!) [scrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
*SMG4 cries* [*CRI*]
GODDAMMIT! [You really look like a melon tho-]
Oh, c'mon already!
[Most of the subtitles aren't made by me,I hope you enjoyed theme ^^ ~Scarlett The Hedgehog]
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