- Really bring it all together.
(rocks crumbling)
(Morty screaming)
You have to turn them on, Morty!
Morty, you really-
- Human clones, broken leg serums, and giant red sacs. Huh?
Today we are back at it breaking down
some of the futuristic medical scenes
and over-the-top injuries from Rick and Morty.
All right, let's dive right in.
- Just take these shoes, Morty.
They're special grappling shoes.
- Why does Rick have like weird saliva, sputum, phlegm,
coming out of his mouth?
We get this all the time where people will say,
"Oh, my sputum is green,
so that must mean I have a bacterial infection."
Not necessarily. It could.
It just has to do with the breakdown of cells.
Sometimes you can have a viral illness
that produces green sputum.
It just has to do also with the other symptoms
that you have in your clinical picture
- When you're wearing these things, these babies,
you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty.
Up, down, below, turn around, to the left.
- Sweet.
- These things really bring it all together.
(rocks crumbling)
(Morty screaming)
You have to turn them on, Morty!
Morty, you really-
- You have to turn 'em on first though, man.
- You did a number on your legs right now.
- Oi, that's not good.
If you fall from anywhere greater
than three times your height, it's a major trauma.
Typically in the United States,
you're gonna to go to a trauma center.
You'll get evaluated.
You'll get a primary and secondary survey
by the trauma team to make sure you're okay.
You will check A, B, C, D, E,
and then go on to looking at the rest of the body.
- You know, you gotta turn the shoes on, Morty,
for them to work.
- I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.
- Nice.
Weird sci-fi kind of injection with a vial on top.
We don't have that stuff.
We do have syringe vials
where you actually can just screw them right into a device
and push the medicine right in.
(bones cracking)
What med did he just give him?
- It healed my broken legs instantly.
I mean, I've never felt so good in my life!
- Awesome. I wish we had that.
Literally the injections we would give in this situation
would be pain medications.
We are getting into different types of injections
that we can give into joints
and into the body to help heal it faster.
Uh oh. What, is he gonna grow?
- Thank you.
- Don't worry about it, Morty.
- Turn your shoes on, Morty.
- Just go up and get the seeds, all right buddy?
- Sure thing, Rick.
- Not that you asked, Morty,
but what just happened there is I went
into a future dimension with such advanced medicine
that they had broken leg serum at every corner drugstore.
This stuff was all over the place, Morty.
- Wow. That's pretty crazy, Rick.
- Isn't the future great?
We got better science, better medicine.
Obviously it takes time to do these things.
You need to do safety protocols,
and then you do experiment over time,
and then even later you need longer time periods
that make sure medications work.
- Maybe you need a break.
Don't you ever miss Earth?
- I don't have to miss it. I'm technically still there.
My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place.
- Boy, that Rick.
So if you do go back, what happens to the clone?
- We have some robotics going on.
I literally watched a video recently
of a robot doing regular functions,
helping somebody out, moving like a human being,
so we're getting close.
Does that freak you out, robots of the future?
Or does it actually intrigue you?
Like, let me know in the comments.
- Does it have like a proximity triggered device
in its neck?
- Are you actually able to see your clone,
be around your clone?
Is there like issues if you're in the same space?
All interesting questions.
- I actually have something for that.
You want some? They're non-addictive.
That's not true, they're totally addictive.
I'm a terrible doctor.
I actually have something for that, too.
You want some? Non-addictive.
- Some medications that we prescribe,
especially relating to your brain,
has the potential to cause different things.
It can cause addiction, dependence,
it can cause withdrawal syndromes,
all these things 'cause it's kind of messing
with our chemistry a little bit
and hitting our receptors in certain ways.
- Here, come here. Let grandpa fix you up.
What do you want?
A robot hand? A lizard hand?
I can make it big again like that one time.
- Just my regular hand.
- Right, not a time for bits. I get it.
- So cool.
- There you go, good as new.
- So we're like back back, right?
Rick and Morty together again, for-
- Wow. So cool.
When you have a really bad burn
and you need a skin graft,
you need new tissue put on, you can do an autograft.
Basically, auto meaning,
take a piece of your own skin and put it on the area,
but they actually use fish skin to then re-put
on a human being and it actually works.
Can we regrow bones back? No.
Not yet, unfortunately.
(security alarm blaring)
What?
(alien coughing)
Oh my gosh.
It just reminds me of The Matrix
where Keanu Reeves is in his pod
and he's gotta take out the tube out of his mouth.
- Where are we? What is this?
- That's it, get out.
- You can make a perfectly realized,
toilet-filled simulation of heaven,
but you can't share a toilet?
- Don't insult my craft.
The chemical is Globafin.
It connects the 'whatever you want' section of your brain
to the 'whatever you have' section.
If your heaven is toilets, that's on you.
- These pods are definitely like made in your preference,
like what you want, and it's actually interesting,
like it's your algorithm.
YouTube's kind of made that way.
I don't give you the ads.
YouTube gives you the ads based
on your preferences, not mine.
You just get to watch the video.
- Rick, did you take the Tapatío?
- Tapatío. Oh, geez.
- Hmm, Globafin?
- Globafin. Anybody out there, what's Globafin?
Let me know.
(Jerry glugs)
So many people that come to the emergency department
just randomly take other people's medications.
Well, no, you don't know
if you have an allergic reaction to it or not.
You may have an adverse reaction to it.
Just make sure that you take medications
that's prescribed to you.
Holy cow, his eyes dilated.
And typically you see this in cocaine,
or if actually somebody overdoses too much
on Benadryl or diphenhydramine.
- Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes
or it'll rip your head off.
- I want my dragon. I want my dragon.
I want my dragon.
(pressured gas spray)
- We do have medications that are gases to keep you down
and anesthesiologists use them mostly.
- Oh crap. Crap!
- Oh, no. Now he's gonna go to sleep.
We got a gas leak.
You just need to get fresh air in there
so you can actually get the gases out.
- Dad, are you okay? Your ship crashed in Malta.
- I'm okay.
- I mean, who wouldn't wanna be in Malta?
But he's got multiple injuries.
He's got a cast that appears
and bandages on the left leg
that is elevated to help decrease swelling.
- Now listen, this is called oxytocin.
I extracted it from a vole.
Do you know what a vole is, Morty?
You know what a vole is?
It's a rodent that mates for life, Morty.
This is the chemical released in the mammal's brain
that makes it fall in love.
- Oxytocin, yes, the love hormone.
Say the labor is not progressing as well as it should,
they'll actually give oxytocin to help push the body along.
So there are other purposes for it. Very interesting.
- All right, Morty
I just gotta combine it with some of your DNA.
- Oh. Well, okay.
(pants unzipping)
- A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs.
This isn't Game of Thrones.
- We don't use hair in the emergency department.
You can use it for drug testing 'cause it goes back further.
- All right, Morty, whoever you smear this stuff on
will fall in love with you and only you forever.
Are you happy now, Morty?
- Heck yeah. Thank you, Grandpa Rick.
Hey, there's no dangers or anything or side effects, right?
- What am I, a hack?
Go nuts, Morty. It's foolproof.
- Sure it is, but at least his grandfather
is like trying to help him out,
you know, get the girl he loves.
- Hey there, Jessica.
Whoa. Oh, whoopsie.
- Oh my God. Morty, you look really nice tonight.
- Again, we got some dilation of those eyeballs.
We actually measure pupils in millimeters,
so if anybody's like five millimeters, six millimeters,
that's quite dilated.
- Wow, thanks.
- I love you, Morty.
I love you so much it burns.
- It should never burn.
If it burns, please come to the hospital urgent care
or your regular doctor and get tested.
- Oh man. I love you too, Jessica.
(Brad spits)
- Is this punk bothering you, Jessica?
- Leave him alone, jerk!
I'm in love with him.
- Whoa.
- He's more man than you will ever be!
(Jessica sneezes)
♪ That flu awareness ♪
♪ Gotta be aware of the flu in the air ♪
- So cool.
You see the appropriate red blood cells
and then you have a good depiction of like a pathogen
and that's a depiction of the nervous system.
- Ah man, Morty. I'm really sorry.
- Oh, well, no problem, Brad.
- There's something special about you, Morty.
- I hope people just don't sneeze and cough everywhere
'cause then everybody's gonna start loving Morty.
Is there something like that that we have?
Our pheromones give off scents basically,
to somebody that you're trying to attract.
Of course, Rick and Morty,
I can't believe there's even more medical scenes
and scientific things that we could discuss.
I loved it. It's super cool.
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