• From swimming in a pool of jelly to dressing like a hot dog, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest jobs we’ve been paid
to do.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by BlissyFlissy27 Honeybits
When Honeybits was little, her neighbor paid her $10 to sit in his front yard, dressed
in a dog costume, and bark at anyone who tried to walk near his house.
Not knowing any better, she sat there patiently all day, growling at everyone who passed by
on the sidewalk.
After about twenty minutes of growling at strangers, Honeybits heard police sirens howling
from down the road.
They began to get closer to the house, so she got on all fours and started barking.
The commotion caused her parents to come out of their house to see what was going on.
Her mother dragged Honeybits away as quickly as she could and later explained that the
neighbor was a drug dealer, and that he used her as a distraction to keep attention away
from him as he loaded weed into his truck!
He went to jail, and Honeybits made a hardy 10 bucks.
So, all and all a good day.
Number 9 was submitted by jackhallows211 Hellbent In his school, Hellbent was known as the person
who would take any job for the right price.
He got an email one time asking if he was willing to take a job for $1oo.
After thinking about it, he agreed.
The guy showed him the $1oo and said, "Ok man, I want you to beat the shit out of me,
and I need it to look like I got mugged."
When Hellbent asked why, he said his anniversary was the next day and didn’t want go to a
fancy dinner with his girlfriend.
Hellbent was not stupid enough to do it without having him sign a contract that he wanted
the beating and would pay him for it.
After that, he proceeded to beat him up.
Later that week, Hellbent heard that the guy’s girlfriend broke up with him, and that he
ended up wasting his money for nothing.
Number 8 was submitted by Super_Nova_Nebula Cid
Cid was walking home after school when a girl asked if he could help her with something.
She offered to pay him $300, so Cid agreed.
She took him to her house and went into the backyard.
In the middle of it there was a giant pool filled with jelly.
The girl told him that she wanted to see if it was plausible to swim in jelly.
She handed Cid a bathing suit and he went to change.
Once he was changed, the girl had her phone out and looked as though she was preparing
something, but he didn't care.
He put on goggles and rigorously tried to swim through the jelly.
By the time he swam to the other end of the pool, the girl was laughing hysterically as
she looked down at her phone.
She said nothing but, when Cid looked over her shoulder, she had posted it on YouTube.
It was worth it though, because in the end he still got the $300.
Number 7 was submitted by PurrnurpleCat_5150 Pandora
Pandora was walking through the park one day when a lady randomly asked her to pick up
all the pretty rocks and give them to her.
The lady offered her 20 dollars to do it, and since she was kind of in need of money
for a new phone, she accepted.
Later, Pandora gave the rocks to the lady who then paid her, and they both left.
The next day, Pandora went back to the park and the lady was there again.
She waved to the lady, and the lady made the same offer: Rocks for 20 dollars.
Pandora accepted once again.
That went on for about a week or so when she found out the lady was just throwing the rocks
into the pond.
Pandora didn't complain, though, since she got the money that she needed to buy a phone.
Number 6 was submitted by HellBentsBabe Spincess Spincess was walking down the street when
a guy, Tolop, asked her to come with him to his house.
He was kind of cute, so she did.
When she got to his house, she saw that he had a bathtub full of peanut butter.
Tolop said that he would pay her $250 to bathe in the peanut butter, so she did.
Spincess smelled like peanut butter for a week, but it was worth it because she got
$250… and they kind of had sex afterwards.
Number 5 was submitted by Kidlike101 Froggy When Froggy was in college, a girl offered
her $150 to go shopping with her.
Froggy had seen her around campus but didn't really know her.
She said yes, and it was just a normal shopping trip and then a movie.
Later, the girl told her that a guy was bothering her and to get rid of him, she pretended to
like girls.
He actually followed them around the mall that day and Froggy didn't even notice!
It also explains why the girl was so handsy.
Number 4 was submitted by BiggestNerdHere22 Doopie
The election at Doopie’s school was coming up for school president, and everyone who
wanted to be elected had to write a speech and read it in front of the whole school.
All the students would then have to vote on who they thought was the best, and the person
with the highest vote would be elected.
One day, a student walked up to Doopie and offered her $40 to make a mockery out of the
election by running for president and giving a terrible speech.
She said, “Sure, no problem.
I’ll do that."
Election time came, and Doopie wrote a fake speech and turned it in.
Then, instead of reading her speech, she sang “Wrecking Ball” really loud in front of
the WHOLE school.
She then walked off like it was nothing.
Since almost everyone voted for her, the school had to announce over the speakers to not vote
for Doopie.
She was still paid the $40, but that year they didn’t get a president.
She didn’t even get in trouble.
Number 3 was submitted by PAPYROOSE Zaraganba When Zaraganba was 19, he worked at a Greek
place.
One time, he had to go on a highway while wearing a hot dog suit.
The owner, who was probably on crack, decided that Zaraganba was the best fit to stand in
the road, waving a huge sign which could’ve been a major catastrophe.
His foot ended up getting run over, and he was paid triple that month for workers compensation.
His foot still has a mild twitch when he walks.
Number 2 was submitted by Badtime2546 Grgak When Grgak was walking to a hospital to visit
his grandpa, he bumped into a rich-looking mom.
Of course, he said sorry to her.
However, she said that he was a polite guy and wanted him to name her 2 sons for 20 dollars.
He said, "WHAT?!
I CAN JUST NAME SOMEONE AND GET 20 DOLLARS?!"
Grgak ended up accepting the offer, and he went into a room that had the infants in the
capsules.
He stood there, thinking about names for roughly 30 minutes.
He then started to think about games like “Call of Duty: Final Verdict”.
He suggested the older son be Nico, and the younger one, Cross.
The mom was so happy she handed Grgak
the 20 dollars.