They may look, behave and/or smell questionable.
Get ready. It's time to meet the weirdest side characters
in Swellview.
Not cleverly named, Chest Monster was imprisoned
inside of a wooden chest for eating swans.
Even though he's constantly getting
on everyone's nerves,
this former foe charmed his way into living in the Man's Nest.
You're just pitching John Wick.
Oh, I've never even seen that Keanu Reeves movie.
Oh, really?
Somebody get this guy out of here.
No, no, I got more.
Those two guys who say, "Whoa" a lot
and need to finish their history project.
Whoa.
Luckily, they have a time traveling phone booth.
- That's just Bill and Ted . - We'll get sued.
No dawg, it's a parody. Totally legal.
Next.
A group of skydiving surfers dressed up like ex-presidents
and rob banks.
This is Point Break .
You're just pitching us Keanu Reeves' movies.
Naw.
Do you have any original ideas?
Hold up, hold up. I got another one.
Is it the Matrix ?
Okay, I got a different one.
Easy on the box, [unintelligible] slow down.
Next is the brother of the dumbest criminal
in Swellview and heir to his family's billions,
Mitch Bilsky.
Not falling far from the family tree,
this ex-bully is 30 years old and was still in high school
until Danger Force helped him graduate.
♪ And if you follow my advice You'll see your delight ♪
♪ That either way You're always right ♪
Yeah, I think I get it.
♪ You needn't be a misfit You can change the status quo ♪
♪ You're saying if I risk it ♪
- ♪ Oh, the places I could go ♪ - That's right.
♪ And when you think There's no hope left ♪
♪ Believe with all your might ♪
♪ That either way You're always right ♪
The most out of this world character
on the list is Glerp,
an alien who fell in love with Bose.
When Glerp's ex later trapped Danger Force in a space zoo,
the team got to experience
possibly their weirdest prison break yet.
He has to eat... unicorn poop.
- No. - Just do it.
If I have to eat poop in order to live,
then I guess I'll see you all except Ray on the other side.
Hey.
It kind of looks like cotton candy.
Do not care.
You know what? You're the one who got us into this mess.
Yeah, we wouldn't even be here if you didn't try
- to teach us a lesson. - Which I will never learn.
So if you need to eat poop in order to get us out,
then you'd better open wide, Clyde.
Okay, hold up.
How is unicorn poop gonna make my superpowers work?
Because of alien science.
Uh, I hate alien science.
Don't worry Glerp's alien ex got his just desserts
by ending up as dessert.
They got away.
We are sorry.
That's okay.
We'll just have to eat something else.
Is it us?
[laughing] Yeah.
Our next weird character is a familiar face,
Henry's former teacher, Ms. Shapen.
Now a school monitor, we didn't see
her weirdest quality until she revealed
she uses an extremely heavy pe.
Someone call it.
I'll call it.
I've reffed a few arm wrestling matches,
and I got my own strap.
You're gonna lose, man.
You're a Bilsky and Bilskys are losers.
Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you a Bilsky, too?
Oh, yeah. Well, you're still gonna lose.
He's fashionable, he's musical,
and most importantly, he's from France,
it's Monsieur Man.
This moped driving crime fightr filled in for Captain Man
when he went on strike.
The only issue is that Monsieur Man doesn't have
any powers, skills or weapons
beyond what he calls his natural French charm.
We're in trouble.
No, we're not. I'm sure Monsieur Man has a plan
- to get us out of this. - Of course, I do.
Monsieur Man always has a plan.
I will throw the baguette at the lever.
[grunting]
I have missed.
- So, we're in trouble? - Yeah.
Up next is a mother who loves her genius son to a fault,
it's Mama Schwartz.
Despite her age and faking an illness
called Melting Bones,
Schwoz's mom is unbelievably athletic.
All right, Granny DeVito, it's on.
Dude, they're fighting over you.
I know.
[unintelligible] I'd bet on your mom.
Ah.
Schwoz stop them.
Not yet.
Where'd she go?
[hissing]
How'd she get up there?
That is terrifying.
Now presiding is the youngest public official
in all of Swellview. All rise for the Honorable...
Judge Tootie. I judge all kinds of cases,
criminal, civil, fashion.
And what kid courtroom would be complete
without its very own kid criminal defendant.
Kurds can't put me on trial without a lawyer.
Exactly, even criminals have rights.
I'm a lawyer.
Oh, my God.
Court is now in session.
This would be a non-adjudicated hearing
concerning the people of Swellview
versus one Mitchell Tyrone Bilsky.
Defendant stands accused
of violating statute 617-B.
Willful in one tense, stealing a food based puree.
Does the defendant wish to enter a plea at this time?
Uh, yeah, I do.
The defendant pleads guilty, Your Honor.
No, I don't.
While Kid Lawyer's days are busy with legal work,
he also moonlights as a dentis.
So...
[drilling]
any big weekend plans?
Uh, no, probably, just gonna- [babbling, drilling]
[groaning, drilling]
Capturing the heart of Mika, this high school crush seemed
like the handsome, quiet type at first.
What we learn; however...
Jeepers, it's Captain Man.
...raises more questions than it answers.
Jumpin' jeepers Danger Force is here, too?
Your dude's voice kind of sounds like--
A baby from Brooklyn. I can't talk about it.
While her origin is mystery,
this cavekid dwells underground,
and commonly attacks her enemies with sticks
and only seems to have one thing on her mind.
Radishes.
A steady supply of radishes will keep Cavekid calm,
but if you run out, she can go into a violent rampage.
[screaming]
Our next character is the spotlight loving
police commissioner of Swellview.
Melverp Korthenschotzz.
But no one can say his name,
so he simply goes by the commissioner.
This by the book cop seems normal until you learn
that he's completely obsessed
with being Captain Man's best friend.
I'm glad we're stuck up here. [laughing]
But at least we got each other, huh?
Hey, you wanna build a fort?
Not really.
How about a hug?
Guess I don't have any other choice.
[laughing]
[screaming]
[honking]
[Ray] I'm okay.
Ah, my sedan.
[beeping]
Accidentally created from the DNA
of Captain Man on a short rib,
this clone has an attitude as big as he is small.
Tiny Ray is now a permanent fixture
of the Man's Nest and still occasionally stands n
for normal size Ray.
Although even when Schwoz made him big,
there was an obvious giveaway.
That cockroach was juicy.
Need a new pair of shoes.
Here, give my game back.
Alright, dude, I'm playing.
What?
[unintelligible]
Giant Tiny Ray, I told you not to say anything.
Wait a second. Who- Who is giant Tiny Ray?
[unintelligible] being you, bro.
The gig is up. Run, giant Tiny Ray, run.
Who is giant Tiny Ray?
Last, but not least, is the result
of an exploded clone machine and a whole rack of ribs,
it's Monsty.
This monster clone of Captain Man
would eventually become a hero,
but his first few days were a bit of a mess.
Go get it, Captain Monsty.
Okay, I want the phone bags over there.
Very good, sir and where should I put the thrones
for the Swellview Telethon for Children of Unchill Parents
Who Only Let Their Kids Eat
One Piece of Halloween Candy A Day?
Okay, first of all, call it STCUPWOLTKEOPHCAD
like a normal person, and they should be-
[moaning]
Okay, why is Monsty wearing my old Captain Man suit?
Because he's your clone and he loves it.
I'm okay.
You listen to me, Monsty.
Feels good.
That wasn't even my th-
Oh, my socks. What is this?
Looks like pee, sir.
Monsty's if I'm not mistaken,
I know it's Monty's!
He's been doing his business all over the Man's Nest
for days now!
Stop, Ray, you're scaring him.
I don't care how good it smells, it's still pee!
Well, maybe you shouldn't walk around in socks.
I wouldn't need to walk around in my socks if this beast here,
hadn't chewed up my Stockenbergs.
You want me to order you another pair, sir,
size eight and a half?
Eight and a half? Are your feet really that small?
Hey, my eyes are up here.
Yeah, but your feet are in Monsty's pee bucket.
Each lovable and strange in their own unique way.
There you have it, the weirdest side characters
in Swellview so far.
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