Hey, what's up y'all.
I'm Twitch.
And I'm Alison.
And we have crazy, busy schedules juggling careers
and raising our two kids.
So we decided there was time for a family vacation.
So us and the kids, we're going cross-country.
Let's go RVing.
Ah!
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What we're about to do is really, really exciting.
We're actually going to take the kids in a cross-country RV
trip.
But we also have some really fun surprises
for the kids lined up.
I think this is about to be an experience that they'll never
forget.
So we have a surprise for you two.
You just got to come outside and see it.
We got it right here.
Here, come here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Wow!
I know!
Yay!
See!
I told you!
I was close!
Were you surprised?
Yeah!
This is so nice.
You like that?
Is this a shower?
What?
This is definitely our bed though.
Just saying, Wes.
Yeah.
You ready?
We've got to pack.
Alright Wes, you got it?
Yeah.
El Capitan here.
We are embarking on a trip across the United States.
I'm driving the big body vehicle,
so it gives me all the more reason
to call myself El Capitan.
Right?
Don't do that.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm not going to call you that.
I know.
[INAUDIBLE] a little far.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh!
We're going!
This is your captain speaking.
We have about 5 and 1/2 hour drive ahead of us.
Babe, you're doing good.
Neighbor looks a little concerned.
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First stop.
Las Vegas.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, y'all.
I see the strips, right here.
Straight ahead.
Look.
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Wow!
You're Elvis Presley!
Now move your hands, move your hands.
Go like this.
Yay!
Oh look, Wess.
There it is.
The high roller.
Wow!
We're almost to the top here.
I love that you can see the mountains
in the background and all the beautiful buildings.
Maddox, Selfie.
Ready?
Cheese.
Say cheese.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You excited, Mr. Maddox?
Welcome to Speed Vegas.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my gosh.
That's perfect.
Is that cool, or what?
Oh!
Whoa!
You guys ready for some cars?
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh my gosh.
This is crazy.
All right.
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[SCREAMING]
Oh my gosh!
[SCREAMING]
Oh my gosh.
How we feeling?
It's amazingly paralyzing.
[LAUGHTER]
How was Weslie in the back during all that drifting?
She was kind of shocked the whole time
that she was even doing it.
I don't think she expected to have that experience, which
is exactly what we wanted with this whole trip.
Do you feel good, Wess?
Mm-hmm.
I think we got her today.
Yeah.
Sit here.
Woo-hoo hoo, hoo hoo.
Pretty sweet, huh?
Yeah.
Stephen's idea of vacation is reading, and sleeping,
and napping, and not really doing a lot.
Jesus, take the wheel.
But seeing him do all these activities is kind of crazy,
because it's so opposite of him.
All right.
Stephen, let's have some fun, buddy.
Whoa!
Good job!
Woo!
Push that pedal down, upshift.
Oh my gosh, that's daddy!
We just got to put it down while we shift.
Upshift.
Good job.
Woo!
That was your fastest time.
[LAUGHTER]
That was 145 right there.
Yo.
Yo!
Woo!
I'm so excited for Allison to drive this [INAUDIBLE]..
She is going to freak out.
Time to have some fun.
All right.
Little bit of gas.
Accelerate as you like, I'll tell you when to shift.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Perfect.
There's 100 miles an hour already.
All the way to the orange cones on the left.
Having fun?
Oh, I love this so much.
Better and better.
Like I said.
Ah!
There's 130.
135.
We're going to get to 150.
We're gonna try.
All right.
Upshift.
Keep going.
More, and more, and more, and more.
Ee!
That was 145.
Oh my god!
145 miles an hour.
Oh, that was amazing.
You did awesome.
How fast did Stephen go?
I want to say he did 145 as well.
Gosh dang it.
Just trying to beat him, man.
I think we should say 146.
That was crazy!
Babe.
How did you go?
145.
146!
Urgh!
I'm proud of you.
You went one.
One mile per hour faster than me.
I did go one mile per hour faster than you did.
But you know what, it's not a competition.
But in the end, there is a winner.
So.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Y'all, it's been a pretty awesome trip so far.
Right?
El Capitan has been a great driver.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
That's really what I was looking to hear.
I think we should go on a date, actually.
I have a little surprise for you.
Really?
Yeah.
I have a surprise, too!
I know.
How did you get a baby sitter out here?
Listen.
Magic, baby.
Magic.
Could I be the third wheel?
No.
Weslie.
There's some popcorn in there.
Yes.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi.
Y'all.
This is Taylor.
She's going to be your babysitter.
Oh, see.
Instant friends.
What are we watching?
Finding Dory.
Good one.
All right.
We love you guys.
Love y'all.
We'll see y'all soon.
Have fun.
Thank you.
Bye!
See you later.
This is what we're doing tonight?
Yes.
This is it.
Alison is a superhero for our family, and she does so much.
So I always want to take every opportunity
to do something special for her right now
to just show her how special she is to me.
Cheers to date night, babe.
Cheers to date night.
I love you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Woo!
I'm so sorry.
I do have to use the bathroom.
I'm so sorry.
Right now?
Yeah, I know.
I'm so sorry.
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[APPLAUSE]
Ladies and gentlemen, from the Ellen DeGeneres show.
Please welcome to the stage.
Twitch!
[APPLAUSE]
On the next episode of Go RVing.
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Next stop.
Park City, Utah.
Woo!
Ooh!
Ee!
Oh, ho, ho!
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