ALL: [SINGING] La la la la la la la la la la la la la
la-- welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
Your room is ready for you, just need to get the bed.
The lamp, the desk, the rug, the sink, a pillow for your head.
A hotel run by monsters, a staff beyond compare.
We've got the kind of service you won't find anywhere.
So welcome to the Furchester.
La la la la la la la.
Welcome to the Furchester.
La la la la la la la la la la.
Dine in style, so genteel, cookie come with every meal.
La la la la la la la la la la la la-- Here's
your key, so check right in.
Let your furry stay begin.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel!
NARRATOR: Pony in Disguise.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
We welcome you with furry arms.
Aw.
And we hope you're going to enjoy
our many, many activities.
CARROT: Activities?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, yes.
CARROT: Oh, no thanks.
I've been giving too many pony rides.
I need a rest.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, a rest!
The Furchester is the perfect place for a rest.
CHILD: Mommy look!
A pony!
Can I pet you?
CARROT: Certainly.
CHILD: Can I ride him, mummy, please?
WOMAN: Oh, may my daughter have a ride Mr.-- uh, Mr.--
CARROT: Carrot.
I'm Carrot the pony.
And yes, anything for the little one.
CHILD: Yay!
Ah-hah!
CARROT: OK, hold tight.
CHILD: OK.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, dear.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Oh, what it is ma'am?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: I think we have a problem.
Poor Mr. Carrot's come here to rest-- not give rides.
CARROT: Here we go, one more time round.
ELMO: Wow!
Aunty Frunella!
A pony!
Elmo would love a pony ride.
FURGUS FUZZ: Pony ride!
Oh, what a clever idea, my love.
I might get in line, myself.
Why, when I was a boy, I was quite the pony rider.
COOKIE MONSTER: Hey, me hear Furchester's got pony rides!
Oh boy, oh boy-- me love pony rides, almost as much as we
love cookies.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Calm down, everyone!
Mr. Carrot is our guest.
He hasn't come to the Furchester to give
pony rides-- he needs a rest!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: It's OK, ma'am, I've got a plan.
Cookie, what if you talk to the guests to distract them,
and Elmo and I will sneak Carrot up to his room?
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, that terrific plan!
Hey, who want to see me vintage cookie collection?
Me got little cookies, me got big cookies,
and me favorite-- really big cookies.
Follow me!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Oh, quick, Mr. Carrot
sir-- let's get you to your room so you can rest.
CARROT: Rest?
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Let's go!
CARROT: OK.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Here, Mr. Carrot, sir, your room.
CARROT: [GASPS] Look at that bed!
And that big, soft pillow!
RABBIT: Oh, excuse me.
Oh, I heard there was a pony here.
You see, my little bunnies, they love a pony ride.
Would you mind?
ELMO: Sorry, but Mr. Carrot is trying to rest.
CARROT: No, that's fine.
I am a pony, after all.
Giving rides is what we do.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ: Well, if you're sure, Mr. Carrot, sir.
TOGETHER: Pony!
CARROT: Coming through, that's it.
BUNNY: Giddyup!
Faster!
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh dear-- now the guests know he's here.
Mr. Carrot's never going to get any rest.
FURGUS FUZZ: And the Furchester's
always such a restful place.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Yes.
[GONG]
MONSTER: Tea time!
[HAPPY CHATTERING]
FURGUS FUZZ: Well, most of the time.
ELMO: Oh, boy.
Elmo really wants to help Mr. Carrot.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Well, how
can we help Mr. Carrot rest?
FURGUS FUZZ: Well, let's put our furry heads together,
and think.
TOGETHER: Yes!
OK.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Oh!
Fuzzawubbah!
That gives me a monster idea.
What if we disguise Mr. Carrot so nobody knows he's a pony?
FURGUS FUZZ: You mean dress him up?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yes.
ELMO: Oh, yeah-- then nobody will
ask Mr. Carrot for a pony ride.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Good plan!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: We're just taking this elephant
to the dining room.
ELMO: That's right.
Come along, Mr. Elephant.
TORTOISE: Oh!
Oh!
An elephant!
If there's one thing we tortoises love,
it's an elephant ride.
Please may I have a ride?
CARROT: Um, oh, yes.
I suppose so.
TORTOISE: Oh, thank you, lovely elephant.
Oh, thank you-- oh!
ELMO: Oh no!
TORTOISE: Just a moment-- you're not an elephant.
You're a pony!
That's a bit of luck, we tortoises love pony rides, too.
ELMO: Oh, no!
Dressing up Mr. Carrot didn't work!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: What if we disguise Mr. Carrot
as something nobody wants to ride?
ELMO: Oh, that's a good idea.
Now let's see-- what does nobody ever want to ride?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Perfect!
No one wants to ride a lettuce.
ELMO: Right.
CHILD: Oh, look!
A lettuce!
Can we ride it?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Who ever heard of a lettuce ride?
CHILD: Whoever heard of a lettuce this big?
I bet he gives the best rides!
Please, dad?
MAN: Well, you'll have to ask the lettuce.
CARROT: Oh, oh, oh, well, uh, yes, OK.
CHILD: Hooray!
Oh, thank you.
ELMO: Oh, no!
MAN: Wait a minute-- you're not a lettuce at all.
You're-- why, you're a pony!
Oh, would you mind if I had a ride, too?
I adore pony rides.
CARROT: Oh, well, why not.
The more the merrier!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Mom!
Dad!
FURGUS FUZZ: Yes, dear?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: The disguises aren't working!
ELMO: Yeah, poor Mr. Carrot isn't getting any rest.
FURGUS FUZZ: But what can we do?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Well, I tell you what we can't do--
we can;t give up!
[DINGING]
ALL: [SINGING] La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la
la, la!
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up, we try our very best!
Cause we're monsters through and through,
and so we do what monsters do-- we hug and hoof and hoof
some more.
We hoof even harder than before.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up, we try our very best.
A Furchester never--
Never!
Or hardly never--
A Furchester never gives up!
FURGUS FUZZ: We won't give up until we solve
this problem, once and for all.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Don't worry, Mr. Carrot.
We'll find a way so you don't have to give pony rides,
and you can get some rest.
HARVEY DULL: I don't know what the problem is.
If you don't want to give a pony ride,
you don't give a pony ride.
Somebody asks me to do something I don't want to do,
I just say no.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Huh-- Mr. Dull,
would you like to join in our discussion?
HARVEY DULL: No.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Fair enough.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Mr. Dull is right--
if Mr. Carrot doesn't want to give rides, he can just say no.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Politely, of course.
CARROT: Oh, I don't think I could.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Well, let's practice.
Oh, I know-- Cookie!
ELMO: Oh!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Cookie, we're practicing.
Could you pretend to be a guest?
COOKIE MONSTER: Me can do that.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Could you
ask Mr. Carrot for a pony ride?
ELMO: COOKIE MONSTER: [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Carrot, may me please have pony ride?
Oh, and also a cookie?
CARROT: No.
[GASPS] I did it!
I said no!
No, no, no!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: That's it!
COOKIE MONSTER: But can me still have cookie?
CARROT: No.
COOKIE MONSTER: Wow, you really good at saying no.
Maybe a little too good.
CHICKEN: Bok bok-- excuse me, but could my little chicks,
by any chance, have a ride?
CARROT: Uh, I'm sorry, I'm on holiday.
So I'm afraid the answer's no.
CHICKEN: Oh, bok bok-- I quite understand.
Enjoy your rest.
Bok.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Well done, Mr. Carrot.
Now, you can go up to you room and have a rest.
ELMO: Oh, right.
CARROT: Sleep, sleep!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: He did it!
ELMO: He did it!
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yeah!
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Well done!
Problem solved!
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy,
this call for celebration!
Yeah!
[ALL CHEERING]
[DINGING]
ALL: [SINGING] You really can't be going, oh say it isn't true.
The Furchester will never be as furry without you!
So don't check out!
Don't check out!
Please, please, please, please don't go.
Don't check out, don't check out!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please don't check out!
ALL: Ugga wugga tea time!
Ugga wugga clink!
Ugga wugga tea time!
Ugga wugga clink!
ALL: [SINGING] Farewell from the Furchester Hotel!