- If you have a one night stand with someone
can you give them cancer?
- Oh my God, this is (beep).
- Okay
- So our Google search history's leaked
and I am not prepared to read these.
We got some people here.
We got Noah, Olivia, and also Tim here.
We're gonna read these and
- Tim, you're our IT guy
how did this happen?
- You know what leaks happen. You know?
- [Noah] Did you leak it?
- [Tim] No
- [Noah] It couldn't have been you.
- [Tim] I don't keep
- [Olivia] Do you know how to leak things?
Tim.
- Here we go.
- Restaurant quality piss.
- Only the best for Keith.
- [Noah] Yeah. Restaurant quality.
Can't handle any of that tap piss, no.
- I actually don't like tap water at all. Like honestly
- [Olivia] But the thing, if you're in New York,
the piss is better.
- Yeah it's why the bagels are so good.
- Yeah. That's why the bagels
are so good.
- Have it on draft.
- Yeah.
- US president dick size rankings.
- [Keith] Olivia!
- [Noah] Wow!
- What?
- I'm curious.
- That makes sense.
- Ulysses S. Grant
- Had a reputation.
- [Olivia] Oh my God.
- Best vests to wear on the beach.
[Keith] - Oh, but
- [Tim] You know, there's different
kinds of vests obviously.
And different materials that you'd want to wear
to a place where there's water.
- Uh-huh.
- Like a life vest.
- Yeah. Or like, yeah.
They call B and Cs.
Like you use 'em for like diving and stuff,
Cause you can like blow into 'em
and they'll like blow up.
- Wait, how many vests do you own?
- My entire house is just wall to wall vests.
- Do you ever take off your vest?
- When I'm switching to another vest?
- All right.
- Hats that compensate for bad personality?
They forgot the other part because I actually
looked for hats that compensate
for bad personality and bad hair.
- 9/11 I'm high.
[Olivia] No.
- [Producer] No, no, no.
- Oh 911 I'm high
See I'm so used to, see now you know
what the next Google search will be.
9/11 I'm high, no 9 1 1 I'm high.
- [Keith] Oh, my God.
- I do this often, 911 doesn't take my calls anymore
so I have to start googling them.
And then I get their like help.
You can text 911 now actually
- [Olivia] Really?
- Yeah, you can.
- Oh wait, who do you text?
- 9 1 1.
- Oh
- Which crystals can stop my diarrhea.
Okay.
- Steering wheel flashlight attachment.
- Oh my God Noah bro,
I thought you were a Virgin.
- That's why he gets into,
that's why he gets into car accidents.
- Wait.
- This is (beep) up.
- This is so,
- Oh, my God.
- British boys, non ugly.
- Oh my God.
- It's like, you know, that's that?
- Who, who, who popped up in the results?
- Non ugly British boys.
- Yes.
- Just generic one. Anyone in particular?
- Honestly for the first time.
It just, the screen went blank.
- Okay.
- Did the Illuminati watch my Twitch streams?
- Absolutely, Illuminati confirmed.
- I know for a fact that they watch my Twitch streams.
Cause there's usually like 48, 49 people there
and that's the whole Illuminati.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Just about 50 people.
- So, wait, wait, you said 49 people?
- Yeah. 49 people.
- And so the fifth or the 50th?
- 50th is me.
- Oh, okay all right.
- That's what it is. Yeah, yeah.
- Himalayan salt dildo.
- What?
- [Tim] I don't know. Yeah.
- Tim, what is going on here?
- I, you know what?
- I think I know he's trying to cook.
- Listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Pickle Rick singing God's Plan.
- What the?
- Do you like Drake?
- [Noah] I love Drake.
And I think the funniest thing
I've ever seen is Pickle Rick.
- Hold on. Who? I have no idea
who Pickle Rick is.
- Keith, you're missing out
on the funniest thing ever.
I actually Googled this every night.
It's the only way I can sleep.
- [Noah] Really? How?
- Yeah. Some people listen to rain.
Other people listen to coffee shops.
I listen to Pickle Rick singing God's Plan.
- No, you barely sleep first of all, like you
- This is his own plane.
- Oh my God.
Oh just like the three letters make me so excited.
Do BTS ever explore each other's bodies?
I was just curious because
they're so busy, you know?
And you know
- They spend so much time together.
- They spend so much, like us
And I.
- [Noah] Mind you we've never
explored each other's bodies.
- [Tim] No.
- Just being clear, you know.
- Yeah, we haven't.
No, we really haven't.
I don't know.
- We have not.
- Like, no.
- Thanks.
How to tell your friend, Olivia
that she should take a dance class.
Well, Olivia we do TikToks together.
- No, I know.
I can't believe you would search for that.
- [Noah] Livia, I'm sorry.
- You could just text me.
- I could've just, I could have.
- [Olivia] Instead of doing this
in front of four cameras and
- And like
- And Tim,
- Our colleagues and Tim,
How to make face look interested
when someone tells boring story.
No, I, I, I really tried to like do this
- [Tim] Very present in the conversations.
- Mmm, mm hmm. Yeah
- [Noah] Did you get like an instructional
video or like a Wiki How?
Like, did you get like a step by step?
How do you, how do you do it?
- Yeah, it was, it was really funny
because when I clicked on the video,
you were in it and you were like
it was like 35 minutes long of you talking.
And it was
- [Tim] Was that like a training video?
So you could try
- Right, like when you are in a conversation
with Noah this is how.
- Oh, my God.
[Olivia] Oh, my God
- Is eagle meat kosher?
Guys, this one had a great answer.
Maybe, it depends if the eagle was
shot by a Rabbi, right, in a kosher location.
Well, each part of the bird needs to be blessed.
Right? When it's separated and then also
how it's prepared you know what I mean?
Just don't cover it in yeast and you're good.
- Did Michael Jackson hear of SMOSH before he died?
I don't even under
- What overlap window was there.
- The thing was, the thing was before
before when Michael Jackson was alive
I had never heard of SMOSH at that point.
So I just wanted to make sure, you know
I'm always trying to see where we're connected.
- I don't think he's ever heard because
we're too old for him.
- We're yeah, yeah, yeah
- [Olivia] No, cause we've been around for so long.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Where to buy worst wifi for SMOSH office.
Oh, oh actually so.
- Why would you do that to us?
- Well, because it's what I'm saddled with everywhere else.
- Does he have a Android?
- I have Android, yeah.
- Oh,
If you have a one night stand with someone
can you give them cancer?
- Oh my God this is (beep)
- [Keith] Okay, It was another time
when I was little intoxicated and I was like,
okay, if this is about to go down
I just don't wanna spread cancer.
You know, some people are
some people are afraid of spreading STDs.
I'm afraid of spreading cancer.
So I definitely wrap it up.
- [Noah] Are you making love
in a nuclear reaction?
- Who said I was making, you, hold on
who said I was making love?
- You're right it's a one night stand.
There might be no love involved.
- There is no love involved.
Love don't live here anymore. I got cancer.
- Are you making love?
Are you making love at tr noble?
- What? Oh, no!
- How to make the carpet match the drapes
If the drapes are (beep) bat (beep) crazy.
- Whoa.
- I did Google this and the answer was
don't try, you'll burn yourself, yeah.
- Good tip.
- Don't bleach the carpet.
- Yeah.
- Just bleach the drapes.
- Just the drapes.
Yeah. Just the drapes.
If anyone is wondering.
- Oh
- Yeah.
- Tim from SMOSH last name.
- What is your last name?
- That what, my last name?
- Is it Muffy?
- Yeah
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Muffy. Tim, Tim Muffy.
- That's good.
- That's cool
- That didn't come up when I searched though, so.
- What came up?
- [Tim] Nothing I couldn't find.
- [Olivia] Or Bollend?
- Bollend?
- Oh Bollend!
- Oh, for shoes.
- Burr.
- Burr? Tim Burr.
You are on one.
- Sam Lerner will and testament pdf.
Sam Lerner will and testament pdf.
You guys don't need to see that.
Yes
- It's good that he had that publicly
available online for someone to finally download.
- Yeah, yeah. You can also get this
in different formats
PNG,
- Yeah. Yeah.
- JPEG, DocX
- Doc X, yeah.
- Hey, that was pretty crazy.
If you wanna see what was the,
what do you want me to say?
I've already blanked it out.
- Leave this part. Leave this part
Leave this part? No, we're good.
If you wanna see more videos, it's a great time.
But what was I actually supposed to say
- [Producer] Switch With Tim.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let us know who you wanna see
in the next episodes of Google history.
Elite, one more time.
- Move on down.
- [Producer] Move on down, sit down.
- All right, we'll keep going.
- You got this, dude.
- [Producer] All right you got it. Action!
- That was insane.
Thank you so much for watching
our leaked Google histories.
If you want someone else here to,
for us to reveal their their history
comment down below, is it another cast member?
Is it another celebrity?
Maybe Olivia do the intro.
The outro.
- [Producer] Do it again.
- I got it.
- You got it.
- Take us home
- Guys, that was so insane.
Thank you guys so much for watching our Wiki leaks
- And
And yeah.
If you think I'm leaked, it's crazy.
I, I hope to enjoy my day today.
- Are we gonna bring back Tim?
- Don't come back to me.
Alright.
- Thanks for watching, bye.
Bye, goodbye. Goodbye.