Ooh, great catch by Katarina.
These guys are just working beautifully together
in the jungle as a team.
NOW GET DA FUCK OUTTA HERE!
an don't you EVER eat my broccoli again!
Dunkey's Top 10 Ranked Tips
Number One:
Don't play ranked ever-
Hey Gnar!
I'm not a mouse.
I'm car!
*motorboats vigorously*
*slap*
*makes engine noises*
I told you I'm car.
Good.
I told 'em, I told 'em, I said:
Start me with no health
So that it's fair to the other players.
They don't listen.
They just sit there all day playing saxophones.
You know how these people are.
*laughs*
Goddammit.
WARNING
GG PRO RIVEN ALERT [sirens]
PRO [sirens]
PRO RIVEN ALERT [sirens]
WATCH OUT [sirens]
[Slow jazz music]
PRO RIVEN ALERT [sirens]
[Slow jazz music]
PRO RIVEN ALERT [sirens]
WATCH OUT [sirens]
WATCH OUT DUNKEY FOR PRO-- [sirens]
This guy fucking sucks.
What's the difference between Lux and a alive person?
The alive person didn't get killed.
Nope!
Get in there!
Here we go,
Minions ar- minions are pushed up,
Here we go!
GET IN THERE
GO JARVAN GO
GET 'EM
GET 'EM BOII
SIT
GET IN THERE
Here comes the gank-- aww, here it comes! Here it comes!
BAM, and there it is.
And there's the gank ladies and gentlemen.
Goodbye, thank you.
Thank you Jarvan.
You did great.
This is like playing competitive Mario Party.
This shit is just out of my control at this point.
1 and 7 Kennen.
Two guys AFK in the base.
AD Carry Fiddlesticks.
You never know what's gonna happen in Mario Party.
You know, you can win the minigames,
You can get fed,
but, you have AD Carry Fiddlesticks.
So... you- you lost that one.
That was a lose.
And the... the
space where you land on it and you give all your stars
to the other player?
That's Bard.
I mean just look at this Garen, and this Nautilus,
both on one team.
You know, these two terrible,
TERRIBLE players.
Just, talentless,
HORRIBLE players,
you know?
How do you expect to win with those on your team?
You know?
These are the kind of guys that don't know
the ingredients for peanut butter and jelly.
You know?
I would feel bad for their team if our Sivir
wasn't...uh...AFK since the beginning of the match.
Gold III baby, now I can play with the REAL players.
Now I can play with the REAL pl--
*sigh*
Trundle...
Just...
FUCK you.
Ok, here I am in the biggest
longest fight in the world
with the tankiest guy in the whole universe.
Uh...usually...uh...if you go top you're gonna be
up against the tankiest guy in the whole uni- u- i-
I'm surprised he actually came out here
and he's fighting me out in the open.
If uh... usually he would just sit under the
second turret and get a shield
and then he's just invincible.
There's no killing that.
Uh... so I got Tiamat,
this is the fastest possible, uh, push, here...
I'm dominating this guy in lane...
Uh...so I'm gonna push these minions up now and take this turret.
This is called "Split Pushing"
for uh...for the beginners out there.
So here I am now
Now I can take this turret because
I killed Nasus four times,
Uh...oh, and there's the teleport
and I fffffucking HATE this game!
and this game is FUCKING gar--
I'm coming for you Tristana!
Here I go!
Oh, I'm coming for you!
Get over here-
--And she ults me to safety,
Ladies and gentlemen a heart of gold
on that beautiful, just a BEAUTIFUL play.
Coming for you Aatrox!
Here I go!
Janna, gimme the boost!
Eyyyyy!
Now watch this.
*dunkey humming along to the music*
We lost that match.
I know what you guys up to.
I see what you're doing,
You're trying to spook me off
so I...so I...you can get a CS lead on me.
Nope.
I'm getting this guy.
bam
You guys can't trick me.
I've SEEN Shark Tale.
It's good to be back baby. *laughs*
Now I can finally play with the actual good players.