oh my god it's charlotte who
it's my first love where there under the
exit sign you're a woman no not the old
woman the astonishing blonde the dark
hair no blonde blonde means with blonde
hair doesn't it
okay you stay there i mean it stay
it seems
before
charlotte
oh my god
tim
oh how fabulous to see you
wow
this is my girlfriend tina no oh
that is so brilliant well hello tina why
is it brilliant uh well you know there
are certain moments in your life that
scare you for life charlotte's rejection
of me was one of those moments but now i
know she's got a
girlfriend well that's just a huge
burden suddenly lifted off my mind i can
be a confident heterosexual all over
again
not that kind of girlfriend
what
you think i'm gay
no
no of course not no
girlfriend yes no wow yeah a friend who
is a girl which you so clearly are i'm
just gonna go and get my boyfriend
who is a boy
oh my god tim
oh how lovely to see him look at you wow
this is my girlfriend tina
hello tina although you should be a
little careful with that by the way uh
there are still quite a lot of us
old-fashioned types about who interpret
girlfriend as meaning gay so if you say
that tina's your girlfriend people will
assume that you're gay
i am gay
are you do you have a problem with that
no i don't i love that stuff
i'm just gonna
wow
i've just seen the girl who broke my
heart three summers ago let's go say
hello no let's let sleeping dogs lie
come on
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