I mean I get pictures give it oh wow
great dirty sex you know when you know
you're gonna have dirty sex and it's
gonna stink not like sex I mean like man
stink the good stuff that's pretty
impressive for you yeah what does the
other one look like how you just scroll
over all right yeah medically speaking
fine not a very good liar you know that
listen you seem surprised to hear my
gosh I really thought this guess I don't
have a choice please sit down I'm
staying as a friend you want me to have
sex with both of those guys just to test
out stuff and see who comes back a
winner and who doesn't I would be
willing to let them do it from behind
obviously cuz I don't want it to be
awkward and they wouldn't even know it
was me I would pretend I was you
I just put my hair maybe up in a pony
and I always say I'm busy cuz I'm a
mother but I would carve out time in my
schedule because that's the kind of
friend I am why she listened to that old
man
no idea okay you know what that's not
helpful okay fine then why don't we do
one of your little focus groups that you
do at work and you can be the focus
group and I can be in charge like you oh
okay this is good this is good I like
this okay so I will ask you questions
about the products okay the people and
you tell me who you like and why no
they're both incredible I mean what a
struggle okay I have to go home and
clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard
right now and probably one of his
undescended testicles and you're gonna
sit here and talk to me about how
amazing these two guys are is there
anything bad about them okay let me
think flaws
I think there there is one thing FDR has
these tiny like girl hands like little
t-rex hands that means he's got a Mike
and Ike for a penis you know that's not
true
you said you seen him Bangladesh
no that's not true and tuck is British
where's that suppose