You guys, I'm sorry I'm late,
but my mom slammed my hand in the car door!
[crying]
April fools.
[laughing]
Yeah!
What are you, five years old?
Really?
But, today's April fools day.
We really don't care.
April fools day is kinda for, y'know, little kids.
That's how we all feel.
But this school is so full of creative people,
I thought for sure
April Fools' Day would be a big deal here.
Well, it's not!
I'll get you, my pretty. And your little fish, too!
Oh be gone. You have no powers in this restroom.
The witch sneers at Dorothy, then exits.
[laughing]
Oh my... She spoke her stage directions.
Well, what am I s'posed to do now?
Well... you are in a restroom. You could wazz.
Tofu too?
Tofu too.
[giggling]
Oh Tofu. I'm scared... and frightened... and afraid.
Oh my goodness, those are all synonyms.
[toilet flushing]
Don't be scared, Cat.
Robbie, who are you?!
- Robbie. - Oh hi, Robbie!
[toilet flushing]
We're here to help you.
Oh, my.
[toilet flushing]
Ah.
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
Put what up?
Your socks... they fell down. Put 'em up!
Yes sir!
Now, how can we help you, Cat?
Well, I just wanna get back to class.
Well, that's easy.
First, ya just punch Robbie right in the face.
Wait, was that in the movie?
'Cause I don't remember getting p...
What's the big news?
The Beverly Hills volcano is about to erupt!
- What?! - In three-and-a-half minutes,
this whole school's gonna be covered with hot lava!
We only have three-and-a-half minutes?
The same amount of time as a commercial break.
Well... what do we do?!
I say we kiss!
- Okay, c'mere. - Not you!
You. Kiss me, Tori. I want my last three-and-a-half minutes
to be spent with my face smushed against your face.
Are there any other ideas?
Tori, please.
All right.
- Tori! - Ooh!
Andre! Have you heard?! Have ya heard the news?!
- Later!!! - What news?!
I already told you!
The Beverly hills volcano's about to erupt, now kiss me!
- No. No, the new news! - What new news?!
The Beverly hills volcano has retired
and moved to Florida.
Well, hey there Tori.
Hey.
Oh, why the sad boo boo face?
I guess I was just really looking forward
to April fools day,
and... I'm disappointed that everybody ignores it.
Well, then I guess
somebody's gonna have to get tickled.
No, don't. I'm not in the mood.
Uh-oh. I think it's the tickle bunny twins!
[laughing]
A'tikka tikka tikka tikka tikka!
Wait, what's happening in the janitor's closet?
Just make sure you're there in the next 60--
Being attacked! Ah!
Great crustaceans! Get it off me!
Get it off me!
[dinging]
- Hey, Spencer. - What's up, Tori?
Get ready to match the stars!
Okay, one last chance. Your sister Trina.
Come on, Trina!
Well... I said... "Cut to the next scene".
♪ It's nine on the dot And we just talk and we talk ♪
♪ And I just want it to stop ♪
♪ 'Cuz aren't we here For the music ♪
♪ And if you dare Just get up out of your chair ♪
♪ 'Cuz this ain't goin' nowhere ♪
♪ We gotta move Or you'll lose it ♪
♪ All I wanna know (know) Is when we're letting go so ♪
♪ We can get this record To break (break) ♪
♪ Why we wastin' time (time) We never can rewind (wind) ♪
♪ All I'm really tryin' to say♪
♪ Is shut up and dance ♪
♪ Show me whatcha got Shut up and dance ♪
♪ Are you in or not? You're movin' your mouth ♪
♪ Baby, don't speak ♪
♪ Shut up and dance If you're into me ♪
♪ 'Cuz I can't wait no more To get on the floor ♪
♪ Don't stop Now it's our chance ♪
♪ To shut up and dance 'Till we drop ♪
♪ 'Cuz I'm sick of this space In-between you and me ♪
♪ Light it up 'Til we're makin' a scene ♪
♪ Quit the talk, let it rock If you know what I mean ♪