-And now here for a performance
from Broadway's "Freestyle Love Supreme"
with a little help from Questlove,
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Anthony Veneziale,
Utkarsh Ambudkar, Aneesa Folds,
Chris Sullivan, Arthur Lewis, and Bill Sherman.
-And Bill.
-Thank you so very much, Jimmy.
We are, in fact, Freestyle Love Supreme.
-'Preme, 'Preme. -'Preme, 'Preme, 'Preme.
-And we need your help because our show is completely made up.
-Wow. -It is all improvised.
Without you, we can't do it.
And we, of course, are called Freestyle Love Supreme.
-'Preme, 'Preme, 'Preme. -But we don't love everything.
It's pretty hard to love everything nowadays, am I right?
-The world's on fire. -Hi-oh.
So why don't we talk about some things maybe you don't love?
Maybe you don't even like them.
Dare I say you might dislike them?
What are some things you are disliking right now?
-Tomatoes! -Tomatoes.
-Mayonnaise! -Mayonnaise.
What else? -Bunions.
-Bunions? All right. Well done. Yeah?
-College. -College. Nice.
-Open seating in offices.
-Open seating in offices. -Open seating in offices.
-They're great. -Bunions.
-Bunions. -College.
-College. We have all three of our suggestions.
On the far side of stage, we have...
-College.
-In the middle, we have...
-Open-seating offices.
-And on the right we have... -Bunions.
-Without further ado,
these are a few of your least-favorite things.
-[ Imitating wind rushing ]
♪♪
-♪ Skerp. skerp, skerp ♪
♪♪
-♪ Yeah, I'm Indian, parents both PhD's ♪
♪ So they really tried to educate me ♪
♪ Went to a college, got knowledge in my neck ♪
♪ But now I'm in debt, debt, mother F'in debt ♪
♪ Why the F can't I pay any of my bills? ♪
♪ Don't stop me now ♪
♪ Every single night, all I'm eating is that ramen ♪
♪ And I don't even know what I do when I'm not sober ♪
♪ 'Cause I wipe my own booty with my college diploma ♪
-♪ First day of work, and I'm feeling so great ♪
♪ Grateful for having a job on my plate ♪
♪ Walk into the office, and it's not that I'm bitter ♪
♪ But everyone can see me every time I check Twitter ♪
♪ Yo, open-plan seating is not the mood ♪
♪ I'm tryin' to do some work ♪
♪ I don't have any daylight to proof ♪
♪ And, yo, I'm tryin' to do ♪
♪ A little extracurricular activity ♪
♪ But this is doing damage ♪
♪ To my long-term proclivity ♪
-♪ Swipin' on Tinder, just met this guy ♪
♪ From the looks of his picture, he's lookin' real fly ♪
♪ We go to the spot to get something to eat ♪
♪ And then I take a quick glance at his feet ♪
♪ Oh, why! ♪
♪ Why I'm smelling onions? ♪
♪ This dude has eight, nine, ten, eleven bunions ♪
♪ Get outta here, I just came to eat a meal ♪
♪ What's going on, dude? ♪
♪ Tell me, what's your deal? ♪
-♪ Yeah, a college education is troublin' ♪
♪ Don't ask me ask, ask Felicity Huffman ♪
♪ What the freakin' hell? ♪
♪ Why you trying to get your kids in on a bribe? ♪
♪ I don't know, college, college gotta die ♪
-♪ Still hungover from our date on Sunday ♪
♪ Karen comes over ♪
♪ Looks like a case of the Mondays ♪
♪ Go away, Karen, can I have my own office? ♪
♪ Can I do my own job and get my own job office? ♪
-♪ Halfway through the date, he's asking me how it's goin' ♪
♪ And then he asked me if I'd be into suckin' toes ♪
♪ And, no, I don't want that, please get your feet ♪
♪ I'm only two, four seconds away from leaving my seat ♪
-♪ Don't go to college, trust me, save your money ♪
♪ Instead be like us, you could rap and be funny ♪
-♪ I'm not trying to be a jerk ♪
♪ I'm just trying to go to work ♪
♪ Will you leave me alone? ♪
♪ Well, leave me alone 'cause I am just going berserk ♪
-♪ This guy really thinks this date is going the best ♪
♪ What in the CeeLo Green the hell is this mess? ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
-But, seriously, don't be one of those late huggers
coming to see me at the office on Wednesday.
♪♪
-Freestyle Love Supreme. -'Preme, 'Preme, 'Preme, 'Preme.
-Oh, my goodness!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow!
You can catch "Freestyle Love Supreme"
now at the Booth Theatre.
For tickets, go to freestylelovesupreme.com.
Yeah, you get a standing O. Why not? That's well-deserved.
That's great. -Yeah, yeah.