(Anthony) Aw, man. Why's twerking gotta be banned at prom?
(Ian) SHUT UP!
Ian and I never went to prom in high school.
...and I think that you'll be able to see why from this video...
Enjoy.
Hi, Ian!
Hey, Anthony. Did you hear about prom?
Yes, Ian. Let's go to prom with hot girls.
Great idea!
But what if other people don't know how to prom?
Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap!
Great idea!
Before you can go to the prom
you've got to get a hot date
that looks real bomb!
Get the courage to go up and ask her.
I'm really good at it
cause I'm the pick up master!
Or you say, "Go to prom with me
cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say 'No,'
I'll bust you in the lip!"
Women always like a show of force.
My dad was a wimp
and that's why he's divorced!
We're gonna show you how to
pretty pretty prom,
slamming energy drinks,
dancing all night long!
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
because seeing female booby
is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you
how to prom!
Prom! Prom! Prom!
And it's gonna be da bomb!
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!
How to prom!
Can't go to prom in jeans and a hood.
Gotta dress hecka handsome
and be looking hecka good.
Suit.
Tie.
B-B-B-B-Black socks.
We the pimps of prom
cuz we totally rox!
When your stupid mom tries to take pics,
never smile!
Show you're badass.
Look hostile!
Make sure you flex your muscles a lot
and try to show off
dem bomb-diggity socks!
We're gonna show you how to
pretty pretty prom,
slamming energy drinks,
dancing all night long!
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
because seeing female booby
is the best!
'Cause we're gonna show you
how to prom!
Prom! Prom! Prom!
And it's gonna be da bomb!
Bomb! Bomb! Bomb!
Roll up to prom and it's all hecka lavish.
There's a table full of punch
that you want to ravage!
The DJ's blasting all the c-c-c-coolest noise...
Slim Shady.
Slipknot.
And the Backstreet Boys!
Some people spike the punch with booze--
don't drink it!
You'll get drunk
and show your boobs!
So we spike the punch with lots of sugar,
and because we're so funny
we put in a booger!
Sloooooow dannnnceee tiiiiimmmme.
First, grab your girl,
step out on the floor.
Put your hand on her shoulder
and get ready to score!
Slide your hand down her back,
move it down to the crack.
Hover there, brother,
you're about to attack!
Now slow it down, yo'.
Get ready to go!
Then touch that sweet butt.
You're the man now, bro!
We're gonna show you how to
pretty pretty prom,
slamming energy drinks,
dancing all night long!
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
because seeing female booby
is the best!
One more time!
We're gonna show you how to
pretty pretty prom,
slamming energy drinks,
dancing all night long!
Hope your lady's dress shows off her chest
because seeing female booby
is the best!
So that's how you rule at your high school prom.
Hope you learned a lesson on how to be da bomb!
But if you couldn't follow our tips
'cause you're a loser noob,
at least there's always some drunk girl
flashing her boob!
You're not gonna flash your boob?
Ian, why didn't you tell me she wasn't going to flash her boob?!
-She's supposed to-- -WHY DON'T YOU FLASH THEM?!
-Oh my god... -I gave you a Hot Pocket!
Okay, dad, can you turn off--
DAD TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
WE CAN'T USE THIS FOOTAGE!
TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Check out the behind scenes video and other stuff
like me looking hecka buff!
I just gotta take a break.
Shake it out.
Click the video right here
I'm gonna go try to grow a beard!
He showed me a picture of his balls...
and then I accepted!
To download the song, click the link!
Click it so fast your finger turns pink!
And it...starts...to stink.
Thanks for subscribing!
But I don't know what subscribing means
because YouTube wasn't around
when this video was supposedly made,
so um, just do it anyway.
Yay! Boobys.
(Anthony) Ian, you just wanna go play with my new Bop It?
(Ian) No way! That's for little girls.
(Ian) Let's go play with my Skip It!