- [Announcer] Pack up your bug spray and write your name
in your clothes because your going to summer camp.
- Summer camp sounds perfect.
- [Announcer] But where?
- Camp Cretaceous.
- Camp Crystal Lake.
- Camp Firewood!
- What we need here is someone
who can make the hard call on what to do next.
- [Announcer] I got this Ken G.
Here are the summer camps of Netflix ranked.
If you're looking for a classic camp experience
within a nostalgic twist, you need to take a trip back
to 1981 and visit Camp Firewood.
- I love that place.
- [Announcer] Located just outside Waterville, Maine.
This secluded Woodland retreat is so much more
than a dumping ground for toxic chemicals.
- [Male #1] Camp Firewood is an idea,
a promise, a way of life.
- [Announcer] This is especially true.
Once the toxic chemicals turn you
into an essential can of vegetables.
- Is nobody going to talk
about how weird it is that Mitch is a can of vegetables.
- It's really weird for me too.
- [Announcer] But if you just avoid that dumping site,
you're in for a super fun summer
of activities like karate, knot tying,
fighting top secret government agencies
and face painting.
- Why didn't you tell me about all
this extracurricular activity until now.
- [Announcer] We give Campfire Firewood
zero out of five camp fires just
in case those chemicals are flammable.
- Every once in a while.
Somebody finds out that they're just a week away
from an experience that changed everything for them.
- [Announcer] If your ideal summer
is one long spiritual jam sess
with some competition thrown in,
then you will love Camp Aweegaway located
in the woods of Tennessee
just a song and a bus ride away from Nashville.
It's no surprise
that Camp Aweegaway is so musical.
♪ Saddle up your horses. We got a trail to race. ♪
- And biblical.
♪ Open up the bible. ♪
- Wait. You didn't tell me this was church camp.
- [Announcer] Luckily church camp has it all.
A talent show, paintball, Braveheart, a summer romance based
on lies and taxidermy squirrels in your cabin.
- She's a classic.
- [Announcer] At Camp Aweegaway, you can spend
a peaceful summer with God
and then ruin that peace with warrior games.
- Warrior games baby.
(horn sounding)
- [Male #2] Warrior games!
- [Announcer] Five out of five. Burning bushes.
(lively music)
- [Announcer] Why go to camp when you can just go camping.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- [Announcer] If you're looking for a more independent
summer getaway, sans counselors,
take a houseboat out on the remote
Camp Crystal Lake in sunny California.
- Just have fun!
- [Announcer] This lake has everything teens love.
Jet-skis, alcohol, unsupervised make outs
a murderous demonic cult returned
from the dead to sacrifice a virgins' blood
and smores.
- Smores! I absolutely love smores.
- [Announcer] Just avoid any ritualistic beach ceremonies
if you don't want to die.
And we recommend not signing your name
in the book of the devil, it's less fun
than it sounds.
Six out of six, six, six, campfires.
- Welcome to the Rim of the World Adventure Camp.
- Thanks.
- [Announcer] If you're ready for excitement
look no further than Rim of the World Adventure Camp.
This is going to be so awesome.
Located in beautiful Big Bear, California.
This camp is all about cool activities.
- Look, we even got music over here.
- [Announcer] Zip lines, waterfall hikes,
spying on the counselors who completely
ignore the campers and running with glowsticks.
- Look how beautiful it is.
- [Announcer] And if none of that gets you going,
just wait until you hear
about the camps deadly alien invasion.
Rim of the World Adventure Camp has
everything a camper could ever want.
And some aliens that they really don't.
It's a summer that you'll never forget.
Five out of five campfires
because the campfires kill the alien.
- Welcome to Camp Cretaceous.
- [Announcer] What better to spend
the summer than Jurassic World
located on the beautiful Isla Nublar.
The brand new Camp Cretaceous
is finally ready to welcome a few lucky campers.
- It's only a once in a lifetime opportunity.
- [Announcer] Bunk in a luxurious tree house,
perched high in the jungle canopy
out of the indominus Rex's reach.
When they say they spared no expense, they mean it.
There's so much to do.
- Kayaking, rock climbing, obstacle courses, and of course.
- Dinosaurs!
- [Announcer] Dinosaurs. At Camp Cretaceous,
you'll be learning about dinosaurs, herding dinosaurs,
hiding from fighting and running for your life
from vicious camper eating dinosaurs.
- Could be cool?
- [Announcer] Five out of five campfires.
They'll distract from the carnivores.
(Dinosaur roaring)
- [Announcer] Now that you know the options
Where are you spending the summer?
- I don't know.
- [Announcer] No matter where you go,
you'll have the best time ever
with vicious dinosaurs or murderous aliens or a killer colt.
As long as you don't die.
- I don't wanna die.
- We are all gonna die.
- I'm gonna die with you losers.
- [Announcer] Or you could just stay home and watch Netflix.
Watch Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous, A Week Away,
Rim of the World, The Babysitter Killer Queen
and Wet Hot American Summer First Day of Camp
on Netflix now.