- THE HOLIDAYS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER,
AND HERE TO GIVE US ALL THE GIFT OF BEAUTY
IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, KYM DOUGLAS.
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- FOR YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- OH, YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE GIFT, A LITTLE PRESENT.
- AW. - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I WAS COMING TO "THE ELLEN SHOW."
I WANTED TO GET DRESSED UP. - WELL, YOU LOOK--
- HI, GUYS! - OKAY, SO...
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KYM HAS ALL THESE IDEAS ON BEAUTY,
AND IT SAVES YOU MONEY AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
I LIKE TO BE SURPRISED. - I KNOW. I LOVE THAT.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING? - NOW, LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
GORGEOUS. - YEP.
- OKAY, YOU GUYS, IT'S THE HOLIDAYS,
SO WHAT SCREAMS HOLIDAYS MORE THAN GOLD?
BECAUSE EVEN THE WISE MEN-- REMEMBER THE THREE WISE MEN?
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY WERE SO WISE?
GOLD. RIGHT?
SO THAT WAS ONE OF THE GIFTS THAT THEY GAVE.
AND, ELLEN, IT WASN'T JUST BECAUSE IT WAS SO VALUABLE.
GOLD HAS BEEN A BEAUTY REMEDY FOR CENTURIES,
AND HERE IS A GOLD COLLAGEN MASK.
YOU PUT IN ON YOUR FACE, ELLEN.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK,
"WHAT DOES GOLD DO, KYM?"
- WHAT DOES GOLD DO, KYM?
- OH, THANK YOU. [laughter]
IT'S A DETOXIFIER.
IT IS A WONDERFUL--
JUST SMOOTHES AND ANTIOXIDANTS
AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.
SO WHEN YOU GO TO THE PARTIES, ELLEN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL AND GOLD-Y AND GLOWING.
AND IT FEELS GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT. - ELLEN, YOU WOULD LOVE THIS.
OKAY, WATCH. READY? NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE JEALOUS.
- LOOK AT YOU. - HI. THERE YOU GO.
[cheers and applause] OKAY.
- SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S GOLD INFUSED IN COLLAGEN.
- YEAH, WELL, THIS IS CALLED THE GOLD-INFUSED COLLAGEN MASK.
SO IT'S GOT GOLD AND COLLAGEN. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
- HOW COULD YOU LOSE, RIGHT? - OKAY, LET'S GO.
- ALL RIGHT, ELLEN, HOW 'BOUT A HOT TODDY?
- HOW 'BOUT IT? - IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY OUT.
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? - NO, THANK YOU.
- OKAY, IT REALLY IS A GOOD ONE. - I'M SURE.
I HAVE TO DRIVE THOUGH. - OH, YOU DO. OKAY.
WELL, LET ME JUST HAVE A SIP. I DON'T.
- MMM, DELISH.
ELLEN, I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST MAKE A HOT TODDY.
YOU KNOW ME--BEAUTY--
SO I DECIDED TO MAKE A BODY SCRUB
WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS OF A HOT TODDY.
SO A LITTLE BROWN SUGAR, SOME EPSOM SALTS--YOU DON'T USE--
- YOU DON'T PUT THAT IN A HOT TODDY.
- I KNOW, BUT I JUST MADE IT FOR THE--
WE MADE THAT FOR THE BODY SCRUB. [laughter]
A LITTLE BIT OF AVOCADO OIL, SOME CASTILE SOAP--
IT'S A GREAT, LIGHT CLEANSER--
- FIRST OF ALL, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A HOT TODDY?
- EVERYTHING. - AVOCADO OIL?
- WELL, A LITTLE-- - EPSOM SALT?
- JUST A TINY-- - AND WHAT'S THIS?
- AND THAT'S CASTILE SOAP.
[laughter] YOU JUST WANT TO PUT--
- YOU JUST WANTED TO HAVE A SIP OF A HOT TODDY.
- I DID.
AND, ELLEN, JUST FOR FUN,
BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, PUT SOME BOURBON IN IT.
- RIGHT. - SO YOU PUT THE BOURBON IN.
- THAT'S THE ONLY THING SO FAR THAT'S IN THE HOT TODDY.
- THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
AND, ELLEN, YOU'LL JUST PUT THIS ON YOUR BODY
LIKE A BEAUTIFUL HOT TODDY SCRUB, AND THEN YOU PUT THAT--
THEN YOU'D GO IN THE SHOWER, YOU KNOW.
YOU WOULDN'T WEAR IT LIKE THIS.
AND THEN--SMELL ME.
- MM-HMM. OH, THAT SMELLS GOOD. - HOT TODDY.
- YEAH, SMELLS LIKE A HOT TODDY. - I KNOW.
- SO YOU'RE ABSORBING THE ALCOHOL THROUGH THE PORES--
[laughter] - WELL, YOU KIND OF ARE.
YOU KIND OF ARE.
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU LOOK AFTER THAT.
OKAY. - OKAY. AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
ELLEN, WHAT ABOUT-- NOW LET'S MOVE TO GIFTS,
BECAUSE I LIKE TO GIVE GIFTS AT THE HOLIDAY...
- LET'S DO IT. - AND YOU DO.
- I DO. I LOVE TO GIVE GIFTS.
- [squealing] I KNOW!
AND EVERYBODY JUST GOT A GIFT. - I KNOW, YEAH.
- OKAY, ELLEN, TIES.
MANY PEOPLE GET TIES;
MANY PEOPLE GIVE TIES AS HOLIDAY GIFTS.
BUT, NOW THAT YOU'RE AT "THE ELLEN SHOW,"
HOW ABOUT A TIE THAT-- FEEL THIS--
- UH-HUH.
- IS HEATED. - OH.
- A HEATED TIE.
SO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE RUNNING OUT,
AND THEY'VE GOT TO GO FROM PARTY TO PARTY
OR THE OFFICE OR WHATEVER,
AND THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT, "OH, I'M COLD.
NO, I'M NOT. I HAVE A HEATED TIE."
SO, YOU GUYS, IT'S GOT A HEATED STRIP AROUND THE NECK,
AND THEN IT'S GOT A BATTERY.
YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF ON AND MAKE YOURSELF HOT.
[laughter]
OR YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF EVEN HOTTER.
ELLEN, THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
- SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE JUST HOT HERE AND THERE?
- NO, NO, JUST HERE.
JUST RIGHT AROUND THERE. - JUST THERE.
- YEAH, FEEL--FEEL THAT. - NO, IT'S VERY TOASTY.
- ISN'T THAT COZY? - YES, IT'S WARM.
- NICE AND COZY. - YEAH.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. - I LIKE THAT.
OKAY, NOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE JEWELRY,
AND WHO WOULDN'T LOVE TO GET SOME JEWELRY FOR THE HOLIDAYS?
SO WHAT ABOUT THIS? YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA JUST WONDER, THINKING,
"WHAT COULD I GET ELLEN FOR CHRISTMAS?"
- YOU'RE GONNA WONDER THINK?
- I'M GONNA--I'M JUST GONNA--
I'M JUST GONNA WONDER AND THINK.
LOOK, THIS ISN'T VERY GOOD.
IT'S NOT COMFORTABLE. - IT'S CERTAINLY NOT.
- AND LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR FACE.
- LET ME SEE.
- WHAT ABOUT A PILLOW THINKING RING?
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NOW, WATCH THIS. WHAT DO I GET ELLEN?
- YEAH, THAT OR THAT.
[laughter]
- WHAT DO I GET ELLEN?
SEE, IT'S SO-- - THAT'S GREAT.
- SO THERE'S MY PILLOW RING. - THAT'S WONDERFUL.
AND IF YOU'RE TRAVELING, YOU CAN JUST NAP ON IT.
- YOU COULD. OH, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
- YEAH. - SO GOOD.
- RIGHT. - ELLEN--OH, AND THE BEAUTY BIB.
WHO KNEW? I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.
OKAY, NEXT UP--
- NO, THIS IS KYM'S BEAUTY BIB. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
- ELLEN WORE IT FOR THE OSCARS ONE TIME.
- WHEN I WAS GETTING READY FOR THE OSCARS--
- SHE DID.
- AND YOU JUST PUT IT ON AND PROTECT YOUR--
LIKE, BEFORE YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU JUST--
WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING MAKEUP ON?
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET DRESSED, THEN YOU PUT MAKEUP ON,
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO PULL IT ON--ANYWAY.
- AND MAYBE YOU'RE HAVING A HOT TODDY.
- IT'S A GREAT IDEA. THAT'S KYM'S.
- THANK YOU, ELLEN. OKAY, SO, NOW, HOW ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS A PILLOW, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
FOR THE LARGE-CHESTED GALS,
YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD BEAUTY NIGHT'S SLEEP
OVER THE HOLIDAYS, BUT--
[laughter]
THIS IS CALLED THE BREAST PILLOW,
AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS, YOU JUST WANT TO--
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ELLEN, IT IS SO--I HAVE NEVER HAD A BETTER NIGHT'S SLEEP.
- YEAH. - THIS IS AMAZING.
[laughter] AND--WAIT.
WHAT--WHAT IS HE DOING?
I MEAN, THIS WORKS. - YEAH.
- IT REALLY WORKS. - NO.
- NO? DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN?
- YEAH. - OKAY, LET ME JUST--WATCH.
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SO IT'S SO FUN.
OKAY, NOW, LAST BUT NOT LEAST.
ELLEN, COME WITH ME. THIS IS REALLY FUN.
I DON'T WANT TO SLIP, BECAUSE--
I'M NOT GONNA GET WET, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SLIP.
NOW, THIS IS CALLED THE WAVE HOOK.
SO YOU WANT TO HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, RIGHT?
IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. YOU CAN HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.
SO, ELLEN, YOU PUT YOUR WAVE HOOK IN YOUR SHOWER.
YOU TAKE YOUR WINE, YOU PUT IT ON,
AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER."
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"OH, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE SOME WINE.
"OH, LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER.
OH, I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE SOME WINE."
LOOK. SHOWER, WINE.
- WOW. HOW--
- SHOWER, WINE.
- HOW MUCH OF AN ALCOHOLIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE
THAT YOU NEED TO HAVE WINE IN THE--
AND THEN YOU COME AND YOU PASS OUT ON YOUR PILLOW.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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