>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, IT'S TIME FOR A
THREE-WAY DROP THE MIC!
DROP THE MIC!
INTRODUCING THE RHYME KILLER, WITH NO FILLER, JAMES CORDEN!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HE'S NO BOSS LINE BUT HE HAS FLY BARS.
DAVE FRANCO!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NUMBER THREE, THE UNSTOPPABLE, NONFLOPPABLE CARA DELEVINGNE!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WELL, JAMES, AS HOST AND AS
ALWAYS, YOU GO FIRST.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
YOU SURE YOU BOTH READY FOR THIS?
>> GOOD LUCK.
>> BORN, BABY.
>> James: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A BLOODBATH.
>> PROVE IT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
GIVE ME A BEAT.
DAVE FRANCO, THANK YOU YOUR AGENT FOR GETTING YOU THIS BIT,
WE CAN ALL AGREE YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR IT.
DON'T WORRY, THERE'S STILL TIME, YOU'LL BE DISCOVERED BUT I'M
PRETTY SURE WE ACTUALLY MEANT TO BOOK YOUR BROTHER.
AND IT'S CAR D DELEVINGNE, FROM PAPER TOWNS, I WISH SOMEONE HAD
DROPPED A MATCH AND BURNED THAT MOVIE DOWN.
YOU'RE PERFECT FOR SUICIDE SQUAD, BECAUSE WHEN I'M BEING
HEARTFELT, IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
>> YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF, YOU PROMISE, IS THAT A FACT.
I'VE NEVER HEARD A BETTER REASON FOR ME TO ACT.
I CAN SEE IT NOW, THE HEADLINES ABOUT ME, CARA DELEVINGNE, THE
WOMAN WHO SAVED LATE NIGHT TV.
DAVE FRANCO, OH YEAH, YOU'RE HERE TOO.
I AM LIKE AMERICA, I'VE NEVER NOTICED YOU.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MOVIES AND I DEFINITELY WON'T.
NOW YOU SEE ME?
NO, SORRY, I DON'T.
>> OKAY, OKAY, CARA DELEVINGNE PART OF TAYLOR SWIFT'S SCENE,
WELL HERE'S SOME BAD BLOOD IF YOU THINK I'M BEING MEAN, KUS
YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ACTOR IN MOVIES RIGHT NOW, TRYING TO HIDE
AN ACCENT THICKER THAN YOUR EYEBROW.
JAMES, YOU YOUR ENDS AT 1:30 EVERY WEEK SO HELLO TO THE PETS
WHOSE OWNERS FELL ASLEEP.
BRITISH HACK WHO HAS TO SING AND DANCE TO BREAK INTO THE SCENE.
YOU'RE A LESS TALENTED, MUCH FATTER MR. BEAN..
>> I ACTUALLY LIKE MR. BEAN, SO.
>> BUT YOU DONE HAVE THE EYEBROWS.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, DAVE, YOUR BROTHER'S COOL, WHILE YOU,
YOU'RE A NERD.
HE'S MARKY MARK, YOU'RE DONNIE WAHLBERG, DON'T EVER THINK YOU
HAVE THE SKILLS TO MAKE ME, THE ONLY FUNNY THING YOU'VE BEEN IN
IS ALISON BRIE.
MY FIF RECEIPT DELEFF VINE, I PICK YOUR SISTER POPPEE, KUS
SHEZ'S MY FAVE ARE MODEL AND ARE YOU JUST A COPY.
HEY YOU AND DAVE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON, YOU'RE ONLY FAMOUS
NOW KUS YOUR OLDER SIBLING'S AWESOME.
I DIDN'T SEEN SEE IT.
BUT IT MAKES SENSE NOW.
>> SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY.
YOUR CARPOOL KARAOKE HIT IS PURELY LUCK, STEF YOA BOND
CERTIFICATE BLIND AND EVEN HE CAN SEE YOU SUCK.
YOU GET TO WORK WHY REGGIE WATTS, THAT MUST BE FUN.
TOO BAD REGGIE HAS TO WORK WITH A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A THUMB.
OVER TO DAVE.
YOU'RE JUST LIKE BLOOD, YOU'RE THICKER THAN WATER AND YOU
DESTROYED SCRUBS.
YOU'RE BOTH SHORTER THAN ME AND I THINK THAT YOU'LL FIND, I'VE
HOOKED UP WITH HOTTER GIRLS THAN BOTH OF YOU COMBINED.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL TRUE STATEMENTS.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
BEFORE ALL YOUR FANS TWEET THAT I'M A JERK, I'LL BE NICE AND
JUST SAY LET THE REAL ACTORS WORK.
YOU'RE FAMOUS RIGHT NOW BUT THE COMEDOWN WILL BE HELLISH.
YOU'RE NOT A HOUSEHOLD NAME BECAUSE NO ONE CAN [BLEEP] SPELL
IT.
AND NOW TO RESPOND TO THE DWEEB ACROSS THE POND N A SUIT LOOKING
LIKE A SAD BLOATED JAMES BOND.
MEETING BEATING ME IN BATTLE, THAT'S A REACH, YOU'D HAVE TO
STEAL LINES FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S SPEECH.
>> NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHO YOUR WINNER IS.
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IS IT DAIFER FRANCO!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OR IS IT CARA DELEVINGNE?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WINNER, CARA DELEFF VINE!
-- DELEVINGNE, DROP THE MIC!
MIC DROPPED.
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CARA DELEVINGNE AND
DAVE FRANCO.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)