[MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: It's time once again for another steamy episode of
"While the Porridge Cools."
BABY BEAR: Mm.
Mm.
Ouch.
This porridge is too hot.
I almost burned my wee little tongue.
Hm.
I know.
I think I'll go for a wee little stroll in the woods
while the porridge cools.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
Hold on a second.
What am I crazy?
What am I thinking?
If I go for a wee little stroll, that pesky Goldilocks
might show up and eat my wee little bowl of porridge all up.
Well, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying right here while the porridge cools.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
GOLDILOCKS: Hi.
The door was open.
BABY BEAR: Goldilocks.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
GOLDILOCKS: Baby Bear.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
BABY BEAR: Goldilocks, stay away from my porridge.
GOLDILOCKS: I'm not hungry.
I just had some granola with Little Red Riding Hood.
But I know a good way you can cool off
your porridge real quick.
BABY BEAR: Oh yeah.
Nice try.
But I'm not strolling into the woods.
I can tell you that, lady.
GOLDILOCKS: You don't have to go anywhere.
You can cool this porridge off with air.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
BABY BEAR: Air?
[ORGAN PLAYS]
GOLDILOCKS: Sure.
Air.
It's all around you.
BABY BEAR: I don't see any air.
It's a trick.
GOLDILOCKS: You can't see air, but you can feel it.
Yeah.
Blow some on your wee little arm like this.
[BLOWING]
BABY BEAR: Let me try that.
[BLOWING]
Ooh.
It feels like a cool mountain breeze.
GOLDILOCKS: Mhm.
Mhm.
That's air.
BABY BEAR: I-- I get it.
I see where you're going here.
So if I blow some air on my hot porridge, the air will cool it.
And then I can eat it all up.
It's so crazy it just might work.
Now, I'll taste it.
Oh, it's still a wee bit too hot.
GOLDILOCKS: Oh sure.
Your wee little mouth can only blow a wee little bit of air.
But I got a friend who can blow lots of air.
[WHISTLING]
BABY BEAR: A friend?
What kind of friend?
[FOOTSTEPS]
WOLF: Hiya.
BABY BEAR: A wolf?
[ORGAN PLAYS]
WOLF: A bear.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
BABY BEAR: A wolf.
WOLF: Hey, relax.
Will ya?
You got a bowl of porridge that's too hot, right?
BABY BEAR: Yeah.
WOLF: OK.
I'll just blow some air on it.
Cool it off for you.
I usually blow on little piggies' houses,
but hey, this will be a nice change.
BABY BEAR: I don't know about this.
GOLDILOCKS: Relax.
He's a professional.
WOLF: Yeah.
Let me get at just the right angle here.
Hey, do me a favor, will you, bud?
BABY BEAR: What?
WOLF: Can you say "not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin"?
BABY BEAR: Must I?
WOLF: Yeah.
Come on.
It puts me in the mood.
GOLDILOCKS: OK.
Not by the hair of my chinny chin-chin.
WOLF: Then I'll huff, and I'll puff,
and I'll cool off your porridge.
BABY BEAR: Wait.
Stop!
Oh no.
My wee little bowl of porridge.
GOLDILOCKS: Oh yeah.
Maybe I should have told you.
Air doesn't just cool things off.
Sometimes, it also moves things around.
BABY BEAR: Oh, you're such a troublemaker.
Now, my porridge is gone.
GOLDILOCKS: Sorry.
What can I say?
WOLF: Mm.
Boy.
That made me hungry.
I could eat a pig.
PIG: Hey, I found this great bowl of porridge outside.
You got any more?
It was just fine.
BABY BEAR: Hey, that's my porridge.
PIG: A bear!
[ORGAN PLAYS]
WOLF: A pig.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
PIG: A wolf!
WOLF: Lunch time.
[ORGAN PLAYS]
BABY BEAR: Oh no.
They're wrecking my house.
NARRATOR: Be with us next time for another hot and steamy
episode in the ongoing story of a wee little bear
and the girl who drives him crazy.
"While the Porridge Cools."
KERMIT: Now, let's talk about some of the things
that might make you feel happy.
That is not the kind of thing that makes you feel happy.
Anyway, that's the kind of thing that makes you feel mad.